Ohh, I’m not bitter about being an adult at all.

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The rockets really add a little something extra, don’t you think?

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I guess celebrities really aren’t as different as we think they are. Cinco de Mayo was proof positive. Just get a load of Queen Latifah having quite the time at El Centro Mexican Restaurant in New York. Damn girl, you were that sombrero and show that margarita who’s boss.

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Soo, that looks like it hurt. Just a little.

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Now there are tons and tons of problems that need to be addressed in our world. From the global financial crisis to world poverty to tragedies around the world. So you have no idea how refreshing it is to know that some of our nation’s best and brightest are putting their time and energy into worthwhile endeavors like programing computers to drop Michael Scott lines. Yay us! Find out more about the ‘that’s what she said’ computer after the jump.

Two computer scientists at the University of Washington have managed to program a computer to know when to drop the infamous ‘that’s what she said’ line. They used their Double Entendre via Noun Transfer, or DEviaNT program to school their computer. Joking aside, the concept behind their research is actually pretty useful, as they hope to train computers to recognize and understand when certain words and phrases are appropriate. So what better phrase to start with than ‘that’s what she said.’ So I say good job guys. Keep it up!

Via: Forbes

I think now I’m starting to remember why baseball is America’s pastime. Find out more about Wrigley Field’s plan to offer up super cheap beer at Chicago Cubs’ games after the jump.

Times are tough, the economy is still a little on the sh*tastic side, so to counteract below-average attendance at Cubs’ games officials have decided to sell $3 beers to fans in the bleacher seats. The deal, which will only be offered on Tuesdays, is among a number of discounts Wrigley Field is offering to boost attendance. Beginning on May 11, fans will only pay $1 for hot dogs, while starting May 30, every fan sitting in a bleacher seat gets a free T-shirt.

Hey, I have an idea. Instead of offering crappy T-shirts (we’ll gladly accept the beer and hot dogs), why don’t you lower ticket prices. That might just do the trick, no?

Via: Chicagoist

I think Barack Obama definitely won some points when he completely annihilated Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Yes we can!

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Carl’s Jr. certainly has a history of getting some smokin’ hot chicks to appear in their commercials. Their latest effort is no exception. Check out Olivia Munn in a bikini after the jump.

Though she’s only in the commercial for a few brief seconds, the site of Olivia straddling a Jetski while downing a big ass burger is enough to get anyone’s juices flowing. Plus before you see Olivia strut her stuff, you’re also treated to a few gratuitous moments of half-naked hotties prancing around for no other reason than your sheer enjoyment. Again, I say, Carl’s Jr. is a magical place. Who’s hungry?

Check out the full commercial below.

Via: Just Jared

Why no one thought of this sooner, I’ll never know, but the Textalyzer could have saved me a lot of uncomfortable late-night text messaging sessions. Find out more about this godsent after the jump.

The Textalyzer prompts users to complete a series of games that normally would be exceptionally easy sober and are way trickier when drunk. Screw up the games and you won’t be allowed to send your late-night booty call for 12 hours (ostensibly when your drunk ass has sobered up).

Only problem I’m seeing with this thing: You actually have to remember to use it when you’re hammered. And as someone who has plenty of experience in the boozing department, my ability to recall anything is pretty much nonexistent after a few-too-many swigs.

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Or, you’ll continue to think they’re the dumbest team ever. But in all honesty, you have to give it up for Memphis guard Tony Allen who is really throwing everything he’s got into this playoff series against the Spurs. I mean, hell, if I saw that on the court I’d be terrified.

Via: Total Sports Pro