Technology

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This Is Just The App You NEVER Want To Recommend To Your Girlfriend

Allow me to give you a little advice here. If you ever want to see your ladyfriend naked again, you should never, ever, under any circumstances recommend the iAugment app to her. I repeat, never ever! Find out more about this certifiable relationship killer after the jump.

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French Kissing Through A Straw Is Creepy, Shouldn’t Ever Happen

Ever fantasized about sticking your tongue down someone’s throat even though they were miles upon miles away? Yes, well that makes three of you (the rest of us just toss on the beer gogglers and find someone who can pass as the object of our lust). But for the three of your who wouldn’t mind indulging in a little interactive french kissing, then the Kiss Transmission Device is just what you’ve been waiting for. More after the jump.

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Researchers Program Computer To Drop ‘That’s What She Said’ Line

Now there are tons and tons of problems that need to be addressed in our world. From the global financial crisis to world poverty to tragedies around the world. So you have no idea how refreshing it is to know that some of our nation’s best and brightest are putting their time and energy into worthwhile endeavors like programing computers to drop Michael Scott lines. Yay us! Find out more about the ‘that’s what she said’ computer after the jump.

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Textalyzer Will Save You A Lot Of Embarrassment

Why no one thought of this sooner, I’ll never know, but the Textalyzer could have saved me a lot of uncomfortable late-night text messaging sessions. Find out more about this godsent after the jump.

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The Coolest/Creepiest iPhone Case Ever Features Steve Jobs

Yeah, so not too sure that Mr. Jobs will find this as entertaining as I’m sure we all do. Find out more about the Steve Jobs in Carbonite iPhone case after the jump.

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Want A Vibrating, Sweaty Below-The-Belt- Package?

OK, so anyone in their right mind would probably say no to that question, but aren’t you curious about why I asked? I mean what would prompt me to talk about vibrating, sweaty members? And what the hell is that in the photo? These answers and more after the jump.

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Whose Been Having Sex In Space?

Well apparently not the Russians. Or the Americans. How lame is that? I thought we were all about going where no man has gone before, and I don’t think you could get much more into uncharted territory than rolling around with a fellow space traveler. Find out more about why no one has gotten their sexin’ on in space — at least not yet — after the jump.

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About A Quarter Of 800 Numbers Are Phone Sex Lines

Hmm, game changer? Quite possibly. Find out about the influx of sex lines that are about to be welcomed into the 800 numbers family after the jump.

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Not Getting Any Action? Blame Twitter

If you can’t pry yourself away from banging out 140 characters on whatever it is you’re doing, then you better start expecting that your love life is going to take a turn for the worst. Find out more about the impact Twitter is having on relationships after the jump.

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The FlyNano Is The Coolest Personal Flying Machine Ever!

Well, in addition to it being the coolest, it might also be the only personal flying machine that you’ve ever seen, making it awesome by default. But either way this sh*t is awesome. Find out more after the jump.

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