In Future News: Science Plays the Guitar [Video]

It’s official. We no longer need you and your guitar lessons, we now have science.

Leave it to the Japanese for finding out how to get laid in high school without having any discernible talent. They invented the PossessedHand, which can only be described as a device that can “move your fingers into the proper positions to play musical instruments.” Yes, we needed one of those. Because learning to play the guitar the traditional way was just too hard.

How it works, complete with video, after the jump!

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Getting To Know the New Apple iCloud

You might as well get to know the Apple iCloud, since it’s being deemed the next big thing. Remember when you said the iPod had no legs and the iPhone was going to sink? Well, don’t lose out on this new… gadget.

What is the Apple iCloud, you ask? Really, we have no idea. But, from what little we do know it’s probably going to be huge.

Details:

The new iCloud service replaces Apple’s MobileMe document-sharing offering, which cost $99 a year. The new iCloud service is free and available now with an iOS 4.3 update, Jobs said. With iCloud, content such as music and documents is stored on large servers instead of on personal hard drives—and is accessible from anywhere through the Internet. Apple will provide 5 gigabytes of free storage for mail, documents and backup. The new iCloud service is Apple’s seal of approval of what many experts believe is the next major iteration of the digital world.

Sounds simple enough. Or does it? The imagery is great, thinking about all your files, your music, and your e-mails living in the clouds is fantastic as far as we’re concerned.

The Guardian UK took some time to answer some of the most frequently asked questions regarding the iCloud. Such questions as: Why?

Because whereas 10 years ago Steve Jobs talked about the personal computer being the “digital hub”, Apple now thinks that cloud computing is going to be the hub, because it has diversified its product range – iPhone, iPad, Mac, iPod Touch – so that you don’t necessarily need a “PC” to do the tasks that previously needed the power of a CPU on your desk.

There you have it. Again, get to know the iCloud because it seems as if you’re likely to own one — or two.

Video of the Apple iCloud reveal after the jump!

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French Kissing Through A Straw Is Creepy, Shouldn’t Ever Happen

Ever fantasized about sticking your tongue down someone’s throat even though they were miles upon miles away? Yes, well that makes three of you (the rest of us just toss on the beer gogglers and find someone who can pass as the object of our lust). But for the three of your who wouldn’t mind indulging in a little interactive french kissing, then the Kiss Transmission Device is just what you’ve been waiting for. More after the jump.

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Researchers Program Computer To Drop ‘That’s What She Said’ Line

Now there are tons and tons of problems that need to be addressed in our world. From the global financial crisis to world poverty to tragedies around the world. So you have no idea how refreshing it is to know that some of our nation’s best and brightest are putting their time and energy into worthwhile endeavors like programing computers to drop Michael Scott lines. Yay us! Find out more about the ‘that’s what she said’ computer after the jump.

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Textalyzer Will Save You A Lot Of Embarrassment

Why no one thought of this sooner, I’ll never know, but the Textalyzer could have saved me a lot of uncomfortable late-night text messaging sessions. Find out more about this godsent after the jump.

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The Coolest/Creepiest iPhone Case Ever Features Steve Jobs

Yeah, so not too sure that Mr. Jobs will find this as entertaining as I’m sure we all do. Find out more about the Steve Jobs in Carbonite iPhone case after the jump.

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Want A Vibrating, Sweaty Below-The-Belt- Package?

OK, so anyone in their right mind would probably say no to that question, but aren’t you curious about why I asked? I mean what would prompt me to talk about vibrating, sweaty members? And what the hell is that in the photo? These answers and more after the jump.

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The FlyNano Is The Coolest Personal Flying Machine Ever!

Well, in addition to it being the coolest, it might also be the only personal flying machine that you’ve ever seen, making it awesome by default. But either way this sh*t is awesome. Find out more after the jump.

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The Octane 120 Beer Arcade Machine Is The Coolest Thing You’ll See All Week

I don’t think there are enough words to explain how much the potential of playing with this thing has made our day that much better. Find out more about the Octane 120 Beer Arcade Machine after the jump.

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WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery Is A Life-Changer

Someone, anyone, anyone at all who loves me … you’ll get me the WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery. Like now. Find out more about this godsent after the jump.

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