Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife, Is Dating a Billionaire Investor

Good for Elin Nordegren. She’s back in the dating game and has apparently caught herself a lion of a bank account.

According to reports, Tiger Woods’ ex-wife is dating investor Jamie Dingman, who is the son of billionaire Michael Dingman. Meaning, Jamie too is a billionaire.

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The charming bachelor has previously dated Bridget Moynahan, mother of Tom Brady‘s baby. He was linked last year to Princess Madeleine of Sweden, but sources tell us they were just friends. He splits his time between China and the Bahamas and recently spent time with Elin in Florida and in Sweden.

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“He’s never been so happy. He and Elin have strong feelings for each other,” a friend said. “He’s a classic all-American guy. He’s handsome, a total gentleman and low-key. He’s never been in the press. Elin’s a very lucky girl; he’s a great guy but very private.”

The source added, “He doesn’t play golf.”

Good thing they added that part about him not playing golf, because if he did play golf we know that he would have had to cheated on her at some point. Now, it’s nothing more than a tossup!

Some photos of Ms. Nordegren, after the jump.

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Jon Stewart and Jerry Seinfeld Tackle the Issue: Is Michele Bachmann’s Husband Gay? [Video]

Sometimes those who are so vehemently anti-gay are, well, the gayest of them all. Such is the case, possibly, with presidential candidate Michele Bachmann’s husband. He has gone on record calling gay teenagers barbarians and trying to “pray the gay away.” Great guy, huh?

Well, there is now both video and audio “evidence” that Bachmann himself might have, how can we put this, gay tendencies.

Leave it to the brilliant minds of Jon Stewart and Jerry Seinfeld to get to the bottom of this.

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In honor of Dr. Marcus Bachmann’s gay therapy clinic, Jon Stewart dedicated his opening segment today to suppressing his “natural” urges to ridicule Bachmann for being both a gay conversion advocate and a very, um, flamboyant character. He kept his mouth closed, tried to switch gears, and even brought in a comedic therapist– Jerry Seinfeld– to resist the temptation, but ultimately, Rep. Michele Bachmann’s husband was just too gay for Stewart to resist heckling.

The dancing, the voice, it’s all too damn funny. See for yourself, after the jump!

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Lucy Pinder Gets Nude For Her 2012 Calendar [Photos]

Have we told you that we love the Internet? What about that we also love Lucy Pinder?

A few days ago we posted what we thought were photos of Lucy Pinder’s 2012 calendar. Apparently we were a year short. And we only found out thanks to the dedicated fans of Ms. Pinder. They really are the best!

Here now, thanks to a tipster, are outtake photos of Ms. Pinder’s 2012 calendar. They are, as expected, hot as hell.

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Tosh.0 Presents: It Gets Way Worse [Video]

We imagine that many of you are familiar with the “It Gets Better” Internet campaign. For those who aren’t, the campaign is describe by the fine folks who thought up this project as “a place where young people who are lesbian, gay, bi, or trans can see how love and happiness can be a reality in their future.”

A worthy cause indeed.

Well, the minds over at Tosh.0 have come up with their own campaign called “It Gets Way Worse.” The idea is to let young straight/gay couples know that it does not get better. Not after many, many years of marriage. Be careful what you wish for!

Enjoy a laugh, won’t you, after the jump! [some language NSFW]

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Meet Sammie Spades, The Former Hillary Clinton Intern Turned Porn Star [Photos]

A story broke this morning linking a porn star named Sammie Spades to Hillary Clinton. No, it’s not what you think. Apparently, Ms. Spades used to be a former Hillary Clinton intern when she was the senator of New York.

The floor is open for Bill Clinton-intern jokes.

Here are the details, per TMZ:

Adult film star Sammie Spades tells TMZ she was going to community college in Buffalo, NY back in 2006 when she met then Senator Clinton at a banquet … and expressed interest in a summer internship.

Sammie says she was accepted as a 2006 summer intern at Clinton’s Buffalo office … where she did miscellaneous office work, but dreamed of sporting her own power pantsuits just like Hillary.

Sammie says, “I was planning on becoming an attorney and then going into public office” — however, a couple years later she ran into money problems, abandoned politics … and claims having sex on tape was the best way to pay the bills.

The star of “Big Butts Like It Big #8″ … and “White Bubble Butts #4″ says, “I don’t think Hillary would be too happy, but I have nothing but respect for Mrs. Clinton.”

For the record … Sammie says she never met Bill.

Zing! Well, we did our research on Ms. Spades and here’s what we found out…. to be honest, we can’t really post much of what we learned. But we can tell you that her measurements are: 36D-26-36. Do with that information what you will!

Check out some safe photos of Ms. Spades after the jump! Let us know what you guys think… And keep the Bill Clinton jokes to a minimum.

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In Case You Haven’t Had Enough: The Uncensored Anthony Weiner Photo [NSFW]

Here you have it. Apparently Andrew Breitbart has a photo of Anthony Weiner’s wiener. And while he said that he was going to keep it from the public, it appears that he’s let the cat out of the bag.

This morning on The Opie and Anthony Radio Show on Sirius/XM, Brietbart showed the fellas an uncensored photo of Weiner’s package. So much for that!

There’s no telling what this means for Weiner’s future in politics. Hasn’t the damage already been done? Can things get any worse? Oh, wait, didn’t we ask that last week when we thought he was being hacked?

If you’re at all interested in seeing a photo of his package on an iPhone, join us after the jump! If that’s your thing… [NSFW]

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Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: MMA Cage Girl Laura Jones

We’re a big fan of MMA Cage Girl Laura Jones. A BIG fan. That’s why we thought to post an afternoon gallery showing her best assets. If you’re not sure what those are, you’ll have an idea once we’re done with you. We’ll save you the bio, other than letting you know that she is a musician and she does like to, thankfully, shake her booty! This one is all about the pictures.

More after the jump!

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Dude, Not Cool: Texas Teacher Arrested After Banging 5 Students At An Orgy In Her House!!

When will these teachers learn?? You can’t f*ck teenaged students and expect them not to tell everyone they know that their 3rd period teacher gives the most unbelievable BJs they’ve ever had! Peep the story under the hood

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Surprisingly, Northwestern Isn’t A Fan Of Sex Saws

Maybe John Michael Bailey was just trying to engage his students in a new and meaningful way. Maybe he saw his students becoming disinterested and wanted to make sure that they walked away from his human sexuality class having learned something they could carry with them throughout their lives. Or maybe he just wanted an excuse to whip out a sex saw. No matter the reason, Northwestern was not too eager to have a go at round two of a human sexuality class. Find out more about the class-ending sex toy demonstration after the jump.

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Pippa Middleton Gets A $5 Million Porn Offer

The only bit of good to come out of the royal wedding just found herself with a $5 million porn deal. Good work Pippa Middleton! Find out more about Pippa’s potential porn career after the jump.

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