Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Visits Occupy Wall Street [Video]

In case you missed it, Conan O’Brien was in New York this past week filming his show. It was great to have him back in New York City, I suppose. In case you missed it, O’Brien took advantage of being back in NYC by officiating a same-sex marriage live on TV and sneaking into the NBC offices. Good times had by all.

Of course the trip wouldn’t have been complete without Team Coco making their way down to Zucotti Park to Occupy Wall Street. And what better correspondent to send than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Brilliant work.

It’s Friday afternoon and you’re ready to embrace the weekend, so sit back and enjoy. You earned this weekend!

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Vanessa Hessler is the American Model Who Used to Bang Muammar Gaddafi’s Son [20 Photos]

Meet Vanessa Hessler. She’s a smoking hot Italian-American model who at one time dated Mutassim Gaddafi, 34, the son of former Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Fun stuff! Now, however, she’s apparently been fired, according to The Daily Mail, for talking about their so-called steamy love affair and defending the dick-ish duo now that they themselves have been murdered. Tough break. First she loses her scumbag lover and then she loses her job.

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Of Course the Pro-Gay Flashmob Takes Place in Front of a Starbucks [Video]

There’s no better setting for a pro-gay flashmob than in a courtyard in California right in front of a Starbucks. It’s brilliant! Aside from its location, the key to the flashmob was that it had a message (yay gay!) and it was directly pointed at one person in particular: Michele Bahmann.

Just after the flashmob performed, Bachmann gave a speech at a California Republicans event. If you’re not familiar with Bachmann’s relationship with “the gays,” just consider her the O.J. Simpson to the gays’ Nicole Brown.

This mob was fabulous, with streamers and some Madonna and lots of dancing! All that was missing was some Lady GaGa. That would have made it even more fabul… never mind. Just check out the video>>>

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Charles Barkley Calls Glen Rice His ‘Hero’ For Sleeping With Sarah Palin

Everyone’s still talking about Glen Rice-Sarah Palin’s relationship from back in the days. And just like the rest of us, Charles Barkley has gone on record calling Glen Rice his “hero” after hearing nailed Ms. Palin. We’re with you on this one, Barkley.

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Did Sarah Palin Have a ‘Fetish For Black Men’ and Bang NBA Star Glen Rice?

This might be the best news we’ve heard all day! It appears that former NBA star Glen Rice banged the ‘Thrilla From Wasilla,’ Ms. Sarah Palin. YES!

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The Republican Presidential Debate in 45 Seconds [Video]

In case you missed last night’s Republican Presidential Debate on MSNBC, here are the highlights in 45 seconds. If you don’t like the words “taxes” and/or “Ronald Regan” you’re going to hate this video.

One of these dudes might be the next president, so, there’s that.

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Your Republican Presidential Candidate Corn Dog Roundup [Photos]

The best thing to come out of Iowa this past weekend is the set of photos of Republican Presidential candidates stuffing their mouths with corn dogs and other various foods. So very awkward, yet so sexy.

The most popular photo was of Michele Bachmann (above), who really went all-in on that corn dog. You get it girl! You raise that debt ceiling… or something. Our conclusion is that they are all either gay, married to men or married to gay men. Concluding, well, you know, they hate gay people. This is fun!

So, without further ado, enjoy some presidential photos of candidates downing some corn dogs, ice cream cones and whatnots. Enjoy!

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The Best Matt Damon Video You Will See Today

We should probably say, this is the best Matt Damon video you will see, period. Because in it, he comes off less sh*tty than you would think. Damon was a part of the Save Our School’s March, along with his school teacher mom. The reporter in question tried to ‘gotcha’ Damon with a question about paying teachers on incentive. We don’t mean to take a serious tone here, since we’ve spent all day posting busty blogs, but we thought this video was well worth a look-see.

Details, via Gawker:

A reporter from libertarian rag Reasoninterviewed notorious Massachusetts liberal actor Matt Damon at this year’s Save Our Schools March and she tried to throw some business at him about teacher tenure and Ayn Randy incentive stuff and he wasn’t having it.

Fun, indeed. Just as a heads up, some of the language is NSFW. Whatever that means.

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Photo of the Day: Brian Wilson Meets President Obama

This is almost too perfect. We love that Brian Wilson, of the world champion San Francisco Giants, was himself when the Giants met with President Obama at the White House on Monday. It’s also good to see, however, that he didn’t wear his spandex tuxedo, which he made famous at this month’s ESPY awards.

via Terez Owens

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Meet Jonnie Marbles: The Rupert Murdoch ‘Pie Guy’ and Underwhelming Comedian [Video]

All people are talking about today is the Rupert Murdoch hacking scandal and the pie he got in his face during the preliminary hearings.

Well, meet Jonnie Marbles. He’s the guy who pied Murdoch, and he also happens to be a “stand-up comedian.” Judgement has already been handed down by the Internet and the conclusion seems to be that Marbles is not very funny at all. We happen to agree.

The best comment we read on the Internet about Marbles was this:

You would of thought he would of put some half decent material on here before doing his lil publicity stunt! - tommycrom

Believe it. Though, such is the life of a stand-up comedian. Not a one of them doesn’t think they are the funniest guy in the room.

Our major beef with Marbles was how he went about pie-ing Murdoch, making the world feel, if ever so slightly, bad for Murdoch for a split second. Murdoch doesn’t deserve an ounce of sympathy from the public, and even if it were fleeting, the feeling for many was still there. And for that, Marbles lost.

Check out his “bomb” performance>>>

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