Hearty Breakfast: Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini and Larisa Fraser is Banging Ryan Braun

Xenia Deli is the Hottest Thing Going (Uncoached) 
Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini (GCeleb)
Miley Cyrus Bra Photo on Twitter (Drunken Stepfather) 
DAMN. Jessica Nigirl is a Sexy Cosplay Chick (Caveman Circus) 
Some WTF Vintage Photos (Ned Hardy) 
Jess Dykstra Has an Amazing Ass (Don Chavez) 
Laris Fraser Should be a Household Name (Busted Coverage) 
Michea Crawford is Sure to be your New Crush (Brosome) 

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Francoise Boufhal [Photos]

As a model and actress, Francoise Boufhal can do it all. Though, it wasn’t always that way. As the sad tale goes, standing just 5-feet, 4-inches tall and carrying around a 28H-sized chest, Ms. Boufhal was often turned away from modeling gigs for her “unusual” figure. Thankfully, there were enough of us out there who care about her shape and size to help propel her into a lucrative modeling career. Glad we could help!

Latest Jessica Jane Clement Nuts Magazine Spread Might Be the Best One Yet

Look who’s back! It’s F-Listed Hall of Famer Jessica Jane Clement and she’s once again rocking the pages of Nuts Magazine. Chicks like JJC are on a whole other level, with the likes of Jordan Carver, Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones, to name a few. Epic ladies. This latest spread though, and we absolutely mean it when we say, this might be the best one yet. Seriously. She’s so damn hot you guys. Check it.

A Very Bikini Kardashian Vacation, Starring Kim, Kourtney, Kendall and the Rest of the Klan

So, the Kardashians went on a bikini adventure, you know, to get our attention, and wouldn’t you know, the paps were all over this one. From young to older, slutty to sluttier, the whole family brought out the big guns. Seemed like they had a great time taking their close off for money, but, well, since King Kanye wasn’t there, it wasn’t a maximum money-making moment. So, in their world it was a bit of a shitty vacation. Let’s take a look at the bods!

The Results Are In: Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a Hot Body, But Her New Show Sucks

Welp, it didn’t take long for the critics to dismiss Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new show ‘The Client List.’ Good thing she’s still smoking hot. Dangerous curves, bros. Dangerous. Curves.

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The promotional campaign for new show The Client List has showed off her curvaceous figure to the maximum.

But critics have remained divided over the dramatic merits of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new TV drama The Client List after it premiered in the U.S. last night.

The Chicago Sun-Times’s Lori Rackl labelled the drama ‘equal parts sex and silly,’ adding: ‘I can’t bring myself to sit through more of this silliness to find out if there’s a happy ending.’

Ha. That’s awesome. Yeah, it doesn’t look all that impressive, to be honest with you. Not that we’ll watch here in the offices, but we’re at least a tad bit intrigued based on those ads. Hot to trot.

Also, is this the “walk of shame”? Maybe? Unfortunately, no. These were taken outside of her own home.

These Evelyn Lozada Bikini Candids Are Pretty Alright

First, we dig Evelyn Lozada. Yeah, she’s annoying, but we’ve given her plenty of credit for being among the hottest NFL Wags, as Chad Ochocinco’s piece. But the funny thing about her is that once you get in it, your whole life pretty much turns to shit. Right, Chad? Right, Antoine Walker? This chick is dangerous. Buuut, she does have a killer body. So, there’s that.

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As well as starring on the VH1 reality show, she is building a reputation for herself as a model and socialite, including the ubiquitous Millions of Milkshakes drink named after her, à la LiLo style.

Writing on her website, Evelyn wrote: ‘I’m so happy to announce that I will be making my own custom milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood to benefit The American Cancer Society!

‘This is an awesome opportunity because I love milkshakes and I can’t wait for you guys to see and taste my signature Evelyn Lozada shake!

It brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right, it’s better than most. How about them fakies!? Check it.

Hearty Breakfast: Check Out Isis Love and Coco’s Fake Booty

 
Tooshie Tuesday! (Funtasticus) 
Apparently 23-Year-Old Girls Wear the Shortest Skirts (Holy Taco)
Coco Does a Squat… Yeah, Her Ass is Fake (Drunken Stepfather) 
Isis Love Has a Great Natural Body [site NSF] (Dirty Rotten Whore) 
Teresa Palmer Side-Boob Action (GCeleb) 
Kelly Kelly is Definitely Sexy Sexy (Uncoached) 
MLB Sideline Reporters for Your Viewing Pleasure (Busted Coverage) 
Who Doesn’t Love a Sexy Tramp Stamp? (Regretful Morning) 

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Laura Dore [Photos]

Laura Dore, aka Sweetie Cyanide, has hips for miles!

For those not in the know, Dore is a noted glamour model, fetish pin-up girl and video vixen. But let’s not stray from her hips! As a girl with Brazilian, African American, Italian, French, Polish and Puerto Rican descent; It’s like she has the best of all worlds! I bet I know where those hips came from.

Check out the photos, and try to convince yourself that Shakira has better hips than Dore. Good luck, it can’t be done.

Erin Burt is Your College Coed of the Day

Gents, meet Erin Burt. She’s a super smoking hot college coed from Arizona State University. And she’s been kind enough to break a little something off for our friends over at Tempe12.com. So. Damn. Hot.

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Alexandra Daddario Can Practically Poke Your Eyes Out With Those Things

I’m not all that familiar with the work done by Alexandra Daddario, mainly because I’m not a child (she’s probably best known for her work in the movie “Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief”) but I would like to get to know her better. I do know that she was in “Hall Pass,” which was just OK. And she is going to be in the “Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D” movie, so there’s that. But, hey, let’s talk about the fact that she’s not wearing a bra here. Shall we?

This is probably one of the better business decisions she’s made. Those movies, they’re crap. This, though, is a memorable moment and it’s officially put her on the dude-Internet map. Welcome! We’ll promise to treat you with the utmost respect. But only if you continue to give us looks. Ya know?

via JustJared