Pick One: Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson Went to Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party

Ugh. Not sure who the bigger fame whore is in all of this, but it appears that the “celebrities” are caving in and attending celebrity blogger birthday parties. You know, because when someone puts jizz on your face hundreds of times over, your best course of action is to celebrate them!

So, along with other reality and porn stars, Kim Kardashian and Jenna Jameson attended the 34th birthday party for Perez Hilton, America’s foremost male with an eating disorder. So. Harsh. Me-ow. Anyways, we’re just as big of douchebags as he is, but none of these chicks will attend our birthday parties. Go figure.

With that, we figured we’d make you pick one. So, yeah, pick one. And if we invite you readers to our birthday party, please come. Thanks!

Paris Hilton Parties Like a Hippie, But Apparently Didn’t Smoke Any Weed

So, it doesn’t seem as if Paris Hilton smoked any weed this week when she partied in Miami. Sure, dudes were trying to give her a little contact high, but there’s nothing wrong with that, right?

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She already spent much of Tuesday partying away poolside in Miami with boyfriend DJ Afrojack.

And Paris Hilton is clearly in the party mood – sporting an animal print bikini top and wrap around black sarong for a second day of outdoor fun yesterday.

She showed off her trim figure in the ensemble which she teamed with a matching leopard print handbag which appeared to be one of her own designs.

Of course your boyfriend is a DJ. And of course he has his own brand of sunglasses. And of course his name is Afrojack. And of course he’s a douchebag. It all makes sooo much sense, sweetie. But, to be fair, your body looks pretty slamming. Which, yeah, is pretty alright in our book.

Whoops! Nicole ‘CoCo’ Austin Shows Some Boob In Public [NSFW]

And then this happened. You have to love that Ice-T just don’t give a care about his wife letting her boobs hang out in public. I mean, isn’t he gangsta? Shouldn’t he… cap someone? I would. If I were him. Not as me, though. I just don’t have it in me to look cool while capping someone for looking at my wife’s tit.

The NSFW photos are after the jump, if you care!

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Porn Star Bree Olson Strips in Support of #KONY2012, Explaining the Jason Russell Masturbation Spell

It’s no wonder that ‘Kony 2012′ director Jason Russell was busted running through the streets masturbating. He must have seen this Bree Olson video. That explains everything!

Porn star, and former Charlie Sheen sex toy, Bree Olson has made a nice little video in which she strips down to support the Kony cause. How adorable. After watching this, there are probably hundreds of dudes who will get busted masturbating in the streets. What a worth cause.

Kris Jenner Posts Topless Pregnant Photo of Herself on Twitter

Of course she did. She’s a fame whore. What would you expect? Kris Jenner was starting to feel like she wasn’t getting much attention from the media, so she decided to post a topless pregnant photo of herself on her Twitter account from way back in the day. Welp.

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It was fair few years before Demi Moore posed naked and pregnant for her infamous Vanity Fair cover.

But Kris Jenner was clearly ahead of the game back in 1987 while pregnant with son Rob Kardashian – yesterday she posted a photograph of herself showing her original take on the Demi-style pose.

The 56-year-old reality star matriarch posted the picture on her Celeb Buzz blog in honour of Rob’s 25th birthday.

He should be so proud of his mom. Yawn. This woman can’t go away fast enough. Seriously. I apologize for posting these, but, I did so in jest.

AnnaLynne McCord And What Seems To Be Her Hairy Armpits

Does that…? Can it be? Does AnnaLynne McCord have hairy armpits? From this one photo it would seem so. But, the we took a look at a few other photos of her while filming some 90210 crap and, well, it doesn’t seem as if she does… Maybe.

What do you guys think? And, please, do tell us about your underarm fetish. We’d love to hear more! (Not really).

Your Photo Of The Day Features Paul McCartney And A Topless Girl

You’ve either got to hand it to Paul McCartney or give him tons of shit. One or the other. The dude, while with his beautiful wife, came across a topless girl on a beach in the Caribbean and, as expected, he didn’t once take a peek at her rack. He looked her right in the eyes. Sigh.

I guess that’s the gentlemanly thing to do, especially when you’re with your wife, but c’mon! She’s topless. Oh well.

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Things That Can’t Be Explained: These Nicki Minaj Bikini Photos

Ok, so maybe there is an explanation. Here are photos of an oompa loompa-looking Nicki Minaj and her huge ass in a bikini. Did anyone else not know her hips were that big?

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It has long been rumoured that the star has had surgery to achieve her bootylicious behind, but she has not admitted or denied it.

Whatever she has or hasn’t done, we’re absolutely loving it. Big. Ass. Booty. She can definitely wear it.

And Your Airbrushed Photo Of The Day Belongs To The Kardashian Sisters

Holy airbrush! Take a look at this photo of the Kardashian sisters in lingerie and tell me that they aren’t heavily airbrushed. Look at their bodies. Hello, photoshop. What about Khloe? Really? Yeah, she’s not that shiny. Sorry.

And Just Like That, Nicole Richie Finally Looks Like Her Dad

Maybe it’s that we’ve never really noticed it before, but we’re pretty sure we’ve never seen Nicole Richie look this much like her father, Lionel Richie. The face just looks so… square.

Her body, on the other hand doesn’t look so bad. It looks pretty banging. A tad bit fuller. But her face is rough. And this as she’s celebrating her new gig as a judge (or something) on some shitty reality fashion show. Too bad. Let’s just hope her upper lip doesn’t get a lil’ Lionel.