OOPS

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Dumb Tweet of the Day Belongs to Chris Johnson Who Wants You to STFU

Here’s one way to lose fans and non-fans alike. Titans running back Chris Johnson, who is the middle of a holdout–he wants the Titans to pay him more than $10 million, money you can argue he probably deserves–lashed out at “fake” fans on Twitter for criticizing him and his desire to get paid.

There’s no need to hate on Johnson for wanting more money, but when you take the battle to Twitter it’s a losing situation. Check out his response to the criticism after the jump!

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Baltimore Ravens Rookie Torrey Smith Wants Nothing To Do With the Earthquake

We’ll admit that we too had our moment when the earthquake hit New York City yesterday, but we can’t say that we collectively ran out of the office in fear. It was more of a crip walk.

Baltimore Ravens rookie Torrey Smith, however, wasn’t having it once the earth began to quake ‘neath his feet. In fact, he might have posted a personal best 40-yard dash to escape the, well, we’re not sure what he was running from. As the gents at Deadspin put it, he was “in the safest place imaginable” when the earthquake hit. Still, we suppose his instinct was to run. Ours wasn’t much better. Just after the earthquake we took an elevator down 16 floors and then hopped on the subway. Brilliant.

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Truck Driver Goes To Great Lengths To Find Expensive Sex in Ohio

This is certainly one way to pull off a heist. Using a semi-truck to crash into a sex shop in order to steal an $800 fake vagina tells me one thing: this guy is looking for sex in all the wrong places!

No offense, Ohio, but I’m pretty sure I could find some decent inexpensive sex inside you–no homo. We’re talking $50 (no kissing, of course), half-hour sex. This wasn’t necessary.

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And 74 Hours Later, This Dude Counted to 100,000 [Video]

This is stupid, but well worth tipping you to. Meet Jon, he likes to kill time by counting. And in a 74-hour video he ends up counting all the way to 100,000. You’re a better person than I am if you can get past #127, but at least I can say I tried. Something about the close-up shot for 74 hours that kills me.

It’s hard to get on this guy for wasting his time, though, since, well, his time is his time. You can do with yours what you will. If it means watching this guy count for hours, so be it. The funny thing is, when he gets to 200 he already looks like he’s wanting to kill himself. Then he somehow gets to 100,000. There’s also moments where it looks like he’s about to lose his place. It’ll keep you on the edge of your seat!

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Yeah Buddy: ‘Jersey Shore’ Star DJ Pauly D Gets a Lap Dance From Britney Spears

Look who’s getting a lap dance from Britney Spears now. It’s ‘Jersey Shore’ fist-pumper Pauly D! Man, I know these people are pretty awful, but what did he do to deserve having this washed up mom of many to wrap her trunks around his neck? No one deserves this kind of treatment.

The video is pretty funny because I’m sure he knew what he was getting into, but I don’t think he knew what he was getting into. The best part is the shirtless dude licking his lips as he puts handcuffs on Pauly. Then he rubs Pauly’s chest. Yeah Buddy!

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He Said, She Said: Did Ron Artest Sext A Female College Student A Photo of His Dong?

This is a pretty funny case of “he said, she said” between Ron Artest, nay, Metta World Peace and a female college student. In it, Artest had sent some pretty sexually awkward texts along with a photo of his Metta World dong.

You would typically think this story is a little curious, since not only have the Tweets been deleted, and the woman remained anonymous, but also because the story is coming straight from the folks over at Deadspin. We love the team over at Deadspin, have for some time now (there’s actually a photo of one of Team F-Listed member at the Deadspin one-year anniversary party), but we know that some often take what they report with a grain of salt. This story, however, seems to have its ends tied fairly tight.

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Finally! Rebecca Black Releases New Video Called ‘My Moment’

Look who’s back! It’s the Internet’s best friend, Rebecca Black. You remember her, right? She wrote that awful song called “Friday” which was about… Friday. The song was so dumb it was almost sad. Except, maybe, for the fact that she made a s-load of money off that song. And, well, we’re still talking about her.

This new video is ridiculous as well. The song is called “My Moment” and we’re apparently supposed to respond to Ms. Black as a serious artist, but in the end she’s remains a mess. This time, however, it’s much sadder because she seems to think this is her “moment.” It’s supposed to feel like this is her revenge on the Internet, yet in the end we come out as winners in this battle. Oh well.

Some entertaining/sad manufactured pop music after the jump!

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In Hot Dog Eating News: Kobayashi Did Not Break The World Record [Video]

What a scandal!

The world of competitive eating has been rocked today by a hot dog eating scandal, with video evidence having been leaked proving that Takeru Kobayashi did NOT break the world hot dog eating record. Of course we rage against the beef in jest, since there really is no scandal here. Kobayashi never actually broke the record since he was “unofficially” performing against eventual Nathan’s champ Joey Chestnut.

Video released today shows Kobayashi eating 65, not a record-breaking 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes. So be it. That’s still pretty damn impressive.

In fun news, Chestnut has now challenged Kobayashi to a hot dog eating contest, man to man, dog to mouth.

“The whole thing seems kind of petty, but if that’s the way he wants to compete then I’m happy for him,” he said.

“I think even Kobayashi would agree that the record still stands at 68. And if he wants to compete with me on the Fourth of July, he knows what he has to do – sign a simple contract and man up.”

Let’s do this!

Video of Kobayahi’s 65 dog count, after the jump!

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Red Sox Fan Grabs Some Boob on Live TV [Video]

Ah, the magic of live television.

Last night in Boston, the TV crew over at NESN caught some loving magic when a couple they had the camera placed squarely on for a good 15 seconds decided to get a little frisky. The husband/boyfriend/stranger(?) decided that after a few seconds he couldn’t help but reach over and grab his girl’s boobs. What followed was pure gold as the NESN announcers fell silent for an awkward moment, then broke out in hysterics.

The awesomely funny video…

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Now This: Your Morning Zipline Wedding Crash [Video]

Everyone has to one-up the next couple, especially in this YouTube world that we live in. I blame those “wedding entrance dance” fools who somehow captured America’s heart.

Here is a video of a couple entering their wedding via zipline. Assuming this isn’t a “Die Hard” themed party, I imagine that they were just looking for a little attention. Well, you win. But not because you ziplined, but because you crashed at the end. That was awesome.

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