It appears as if Ms. Britney Spears is now the move, buying 10,000 square-foot house with 5 bedrooms and 6.5baths in Thousand Oaks, Calif. While the original asking price for the house was at $8.9 million, it appears that got a steal of a price, having to shell out a cool $25,000 per month. That’s doable, right?

Apparently, this is Ms. Sprear’s attempt to move the family to a more suburban setting, one where they can play golf with Jack Nicklaus! How wise. But, it’s not all about golf. It’s about space.

Jump for a look at some photos of her house and a brief description of what you can get for $25,000 per month.

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The Mediterranean style digs feature panoramic views of the Sherwood Country Club Golf Course with an infinity pool, outdoor kitchen and cabana amidst breathtaking views of the Santa Monica mountains. All 10,000 square feet is made up of old country charm with elegant wood structuring throughout its two floors. The dining area offers a gourmet kitchen with all upscale amenities including stain steel appliances and beautiful granite counter tops. The property goes on to feature huge living and family rooms, an all wood-paneled library, a game room/entertainment center with home theater and pub, and an at-home gym. For the little ones, a huge grass play area can be found outside – perfect for play dates and birthday charades.

Well-done, Ms. Spears. For more detail, check out Trulia Luxe Living. More Photos>>>

I can’t stand Courtney Stodden. seriously. I mean, her body so slamming, right? But her face is sooo busted. So, at least there’s that! I always hear the ladies at the F-Listed offices talk about how much they hate Stodden and I always used to think they were just player hatin’ on the side (why you ridin’ mine?). Now, however, I’m fellin’ what they’re saying. She’s an idiot. And don’t get me start on her husband!

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She never misses an opportunity to show off her ‘all natural’ assets.

But it’s a wonder Courtney Stodden didn’t freeze in her latest astoundingly inappropriate ensemble.

The 17-year-old donned a red bikini for a stroll down the street with her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson in Los Angeles yesterday.

Attention. Whore. To be fair, it worked. She’s now all over the Internet, including here, of course, but I still can’t stand her. If only she would not act like such an idiot… and get rid of her face… then, she would be one of my favorite chicks. Oh well.

That sound you hear means it’s time to play our favorite game here at Flisted: Pick ONE! That’s right, we’re back to make you decide which one of these two girls “would you rather.” And wouldn’t you know, we have a special sisters edition, pitting Nicky Hilton against porn star Paris Hilton. I know you think you know the answer, but let’s go to the tape and see if we can make a case for the non porn star sister. Jump!

See, Paris shows the goods. And why not? She’s got ‘em. But, then, she shows up at this Fox holiday party in Beverly Hills looking like she’s been drinking all day. Which is cool, but is it sexy? And, you have Nicky who is considered the classier of the two. The less… loose sister. So, there’s that. Some dudes prefer the class over the spread as… you know what I’m saying, right?

Here are the photos, now you decide. Is is the “less trashy” sister or the porn star sister? Paris v. Nicky: Who you got?

You know what I would do if I got caught cheating on my wife? I’d post a “truth” video on Twitter. Which is exactly why I stand by Ashton Kutcher’s decision… to sleep with a younger woman and then explain his side of the story. He opened up a can of dialogue on you, suckers.

In fact, he nailed it by rambling about the printing industry while at the same time copping to the fact that he got caught cheating on his wife. At least that’s what I understood this video to be. Damn you, printers!

What a strange and obscure way of trying to swing popular opinion in your favor. Dude just sounds like an idiot. Or, as our friends over at The Superficial put it, it sounded as if he took “an incredibly long-winded and douchey way to say, ‘Please stop paying the whores I [f'ed] to talk about how I [f'ed] them.’” No deal.

You got caught, Kutch. You got caught cheating on this:

With this:

Own it, bro. And, also, get off the Internet. In times like this, the Internet is no friend, but an enemy.

Check out the video, along with some of the transcript, after the jump!

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He says, “I just wanted to open up a little dialogue on the state of honesty. The state of truth. The status of truth as it pertains to literature and media… Publishers (once) held great scrutiny over what they were willing to print because their reputation was on the line. When the cost structure comes down on printing… the level of honesty of literature starts to plummet… I started thinking about that in relation to media and social media today where the threshold to actually have literature printed and distributed… is zero dollars… thereby there is no gatekeeper of the truth…”

Kutcher adds, “We are our own editors, we are our own publishers and we are our own printers. Therefore, people can bastardise the truth in any way, shape or form that they want and spread that around the world… A lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can leave someone’s lips… “I was thinking that we really have to take it upon ourselves to instil a level of honesty… in the works in the media that we create and share with one another… and be certain that we are doing our own diligence that what we are saying is for the benefit of another.”

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Here’s a guy who must love what he does.

Meet Shane Wheatley, America. He’s the cable guy from Florida who showed up and began to masturbate in a woman’s living room as he installed her cable. Some people just love what they do!

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A woman waiting for cable installation at home wound up getting a more explicit display — right in her own living room.

The 24-year-old woman told Sarasota County Sheriff’s deputies a Comcast cable installer came to her home on July 31 and exposed himself. Tuesday night, deputies tell our news partners WWSB-TV that they tracked down and arrested 31-year-old Shane Wheatley of Port Charlotte for the crime.

The woman told deputies Wheatley showed up to install cable service and began touching himself through his shorts. Then, when she looked away, she says Wheatley exposed himself and began masturbating while smiling at her.

Wheatley denies any wrong-doing, but deputies charged him with “Exposure of Sexual Organs” anyway.

Of course you didn’t do it, bro. Of course you didn’t.

We love how they call it “Exposure of Sexual Organs.” We’ll have to use that more often around here. So, at the very least, we now have a new SFW way to explain masturbation to you all. Thanks!

[h/t The Big Lead]

We’ll let this one speak for itself. Here’s the setup, though: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went on the local Fox affiliate in Philadelphia to show off their new jewelry-perfume-clothing line, or something like that, and the dude anchor couldn’t help but mock them just seconds after they were off the air. Balls.

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Funny story. Apparently, Michaele Salahi’s husband,Tareq Salahi, has told that police that his wife has been kidnapped! The horror! Here’s what we think happened…

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[H]e last saw Michaele at their home around 11 AM ET yesterday … right before he left to go to their winery.  Tareq says Michaele told him she was going to get her hair done — but she never went to the appointment … and she’s been missing ever since.

Tareq claims he got a phone call from Michaele late last night … from an unfamiliar Oregon cell phone number … and she told him she was going to her mother’s house, located minutes away from the Salahi home.

Some many years back we were watching some Maury Povich (holler!), as we normally do during the day, and this dude was on the show claiming he was kidnapped THREE TIMES, when in fact he was cheating. Every time he came home late at night after screwing some other woman who would tell her he had just been kidnapped. Three times! So f-ing hilarious.

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Dude was kidnapped THREE TIMES! This is immediately what we thought of when we heard about this ridiculous story. First, the Salahi’s are fame whores. The biggest fame whores not named Kris Jenner. So it’s easy to see why they would cook something up like this. But, let’s pretend like this dude really thinks his wife has been kidnapped. Great. Here’s the real scoop on what she’s doing: She’s probably banging this dude…

Joe Biden! There you go, problem solved.

In all seriousness, she’s out cheating on her husband and he’s freaking out, so he’s claiming she was kidnapped. Pathetic move, bro. Just change the locks and move on. She obviously has.

This is a tough one to skirt around, but Lady GaGa was out in New York City making her fans go ape-sh*t insane over her new look, including Jared the Subway guy (maybe?). Unfortunately, Ms. GaGa forgot to wear panties and ended up showing the world her goodies. Did you know she was pierced down there? Someone must have known. Well, we ALL know now. Thanks for sharing, Ms. GaGa!

Join us after the jump for SFW photos, with an option to bounce to the non-safe set!

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It’s a losing battle, kidd-o. If Blake Lively thinks she can go up against the wind and win, she’s got another thing coming. Here is proof as to just how much of a friend the wind can be to you and I.

While on set for ‘Gossip Girl’, Blake Lively had an upskirt moment, showing us her… granny panties? Though maybe she’s wearing some sort of ‘ports,’ aka panty shorts. Whatever the case, the lesson here, once again, is that Mother Nature loves you. All she asks is that you stop emitting pollutants into her… You know what, never mind. More photos!!

Here’s one way to do it. A dude in San Diego, California, tried to get some smokes and cash from a convenience store while dressed as Gumby. The best part about it was, the clerk thought this dude was just pulling his leg. “This is a stick-up! No, seriously…!!”

We also loved how this Gumby character threw a fit because the clerk wouldn’t take his demands seriously. How about next time you wear a black ski mask or something. Or maybe some sort of scary monster mask, if you want to be taken serious. It also might help because now the police can go to any costume store in the area and see who rented or bought a Gumby costume in the past. And trust us, they’ll round up each and every person with a Gumby costume in his closet. Any dude with a Gumby costume in his possession is either a weak convenience store robber or a pedophile. Killing birds with stones, here.

via Huffington Post