Suburban Mom Britney Spears Is Moving Into a New $8.9 Million House [Photos]

It appears as if Ms. Britney Spears is now the move, buying 10,000 square-foot house with 5 bedrooms and 6.5baths in Thousand Oaks, Calif. While the original asking price for the house was at $8.9 million, it appears that got a steal of a price, having to shell out a cool $25,000 per month. That’s doable, right?

Apparently, this is Ms. Sprear’s attempt to move the family to a more suburban setting, one where they can play golf with Jack Nicklaus! How wise. But, it’s not all about golf. It’s about space.

Jump for a look at some photos of her house and a brief description of what you can get for $25,000 per month.

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Courtney Stodden is an Idiot in a Bikini With Camel Toe [Photos]

I can’t stand Courtney Stodden. seriously. I mean, her body so slamming, right? But her face is sooo busted. So, at least there’s that! I always hear the ladies at the F-Listed offices talk about how much they hate Stodden and I always used to think they were just player hatin’ on the side (why you ridin’ mine?). Now, however, I’m fellin’ what they’re saying. She’s an idiot. And don’t get me start on her husband!

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Pick One, Sisters Edition: Nicky Hilton or Paris Hilton?

That sound you hear means it’s time to play our favorite game here at Flisted: Pick ONE! That’s right, we’re back to make you decide which one of these two girls “would you rather.” And wouldn’t you know, we have a special sisters edition, pitting Nicky Hilton against porn star Paris Hilton. I know you think you know the answer, but let’s go to the tape and see if we can make a case for the non porn star sister. Jump!

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Ashton Kutcher Drunk Dials the Internet With Twitter Video on ‘Honesty’

You know what I would do if I got caught cheating on my wife? I’d post a “truth” video on Twitter. Which is exactly why I stand by Ashton Kutcher’s decision… to sleep with a younger woman and then explain his side of the story. He opened up a can of dialogue on you, suckers.

In fact, he nailed it by rambling about the printing industry while at the same time copping to the fact that he got caught cheating on his wife. At least that’s what I understood this video to be. Damn you, printers!

What a strange and obscure way of trying to swing popular opinion in your favor. Dude just sounds like an idiot. Or, as our friends over at The Superficial put it, it sounded as if he took “an incredibly long-winded and douchey way to say, ‘Please stop paying the whores I [f'ed] to talk about how I [f'ed] them.’” No deal.

You got caught, Kutch. You got caught cheating on this:

With this:

Own it, bro. And, also, get off the Internet. In times like this, the Internet is no friend, but an enemy.

Check out the video, along with some of the transcript, after the jump!

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Touching Story of the Day: Cable Guy Masturbates In Woman’s Living Room

Here’s a guy who must love what he does.

Meet Shane Wheatley, America. He’s the cable guy from Florida who showed up and began to masturbate in a woman’s living room as he installed her cable. Some people just love what they do!

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Local News Anchor Makes Fun of the Kardashian Sisters While On Air [Video]

We’ll let this one speak for itself. Here’s the setup, though: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went on the local Fox affiliate in Philadelphia to show off their new jewelry-perfume-clothing line, or something like that, and the dude anchor couldn’t help but mock them just seconds after they were off the air. Balls.

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A Cheaters Guide to Cheating: Featuring the Michaele Salahi Alleged ‘Kidnapping’

Funny story. Apparently, Michaele Salahi’s husband,Tareq Salahi, has told that police that his wife has been kidnapped! The horror! Here’s what we think happened…

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Lady GaGa Lets The World See Between Her Legs [Photos]

This is a tough one to skirt around, but Lady GaGa was out in New York City making her fans go ape-sh*t insane over her new look, including Jared the Subway guy (maybe?). Unfortunately, Ms. GaGa forgot to wear panties and ended up showing the world her goodies. Did you know she was pierced down there? Someone must have known. Well, we ALL know now. Thanks for sharing, Ms. GaGa!

Join us after the jump for SFW photos, with an option to bounce to the non-safe set!

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Upskirt of the Day: Blake Lively Fights the Wind and Loses [Photos]

It’s a losing battle, kidd-o. If Blake Lively thinks she can go up against the wind and win, she’s got another thing coming. Here is proof as to just how much of a friend the wind can be to you and I.

While on set for ‘Gossip Girl’, Blake Lively had an upskirt moment, showing us her… granny panties? Though maybe she’s wearing some sort of ‘ports,’ aka panty shorts. Whatever the case, the lesson here, once again, is that Mother Nature loves you. All she asks is that you stop emitting pollutants into her… You know what, never mind. More photos!!

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Dude in Gumby Costume Tries to Rob a Convenience Store [Video]

Here’s one way to do it. A dude in San Diego, California, tried to get some smokes and cash from a convenience store while dressed as Gumby. The best part about it was, the clerk thought this dude was just pulling his leg. “This is a stick-up! No, seriously…!!”

We also loved how this Gumby character threw a fit because the clerk wouldn’t take his demands seriously. How about next time you wear a black ski mask or something. Or maybe some sort of scary monster mask, if you want to be taken serious. It also might help because now the police can go to any costume store in the area and see who rented or bought a Gumby costume in the past. And trust us, they’ll round up each and every person with a Gumby costume in his closet. Any dude with a Gumby costume in his possession is either a weak convenience store robber or a pedophile. Killing birds with stones, here.

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