New Beastie Boys Video for ‘Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win’ [Video]

It’s been a long time coming, but the Beastie Boys have finally released a new music video. Said video is for the track “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win,” and boy is it a doozy.

The video was directed by Spike Jonez and is, well, believe it or not 11 minutes in length. Go big or go home?

This is the second single off their new record “Hot Sauce Committee Part Two.” So, sit back and enjoy. And tell your wife and kids that they won’t be seeing you for a while. (Eleven minutes is a LONG time!)

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Michael Rapaport Talks About His Forthcoming Tribe Called Quest Documentary

Actor and old school hip-hop-head Michael Rapaport made his directorial debut in a documentary called Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of A Tribe Called Quest, which will be released in Los Angeles and New York on July 8. So far the film is already getting high praise, having won the “Audience Award” for the best Feature Documentary at the Los Angeles Film Festival.

We can tell you that we’ll be there on July 8 to watching with intrigue, as this film is being promoted as the “first ever documentary to focus on a hip hop group.” They picked a pretty damn good one to lay their focus on.

The film dissects the rise and fall of A Tribe Called Quest, focusing on the in-fighting between its members: Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, Ali Shaheed Muhammed and Jarobi White. Just from watching the trailer we can tell you that there is no love lost here.

Rapaport sat down with the Dallas Observer after a screening of the film in Dallas. Here is a bit of what he had to say about the film, the group…

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The Lonely Island Collabs With Snoop Dogg For ‘Turtleneck And Chain’

If you’ve never been on a boat. If you’ve never had sex. If you still don’t know what a mother lover is, it’s about time you step up your Lonely Island game. The group has release their latest work “Turtleneck and Chain” featuring Snoop Dogg. Life changer? Quite possibly. Check it out after the jump.

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William Shatner Getting Ready To Release Space-Inspired Heavy Metal Album

Only William Shatner could ever pull off something as ridiculous as a space-inspired heavy metal album. It sounds completely crazy, but don’t think for one minute we won’t be giving this thing a listen. Find out more after the jump.

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Britney Spears’ New Music Video Is, Um, Interesting

At 3 a.m. this morning, everyone’s favorite fallen hottie (no, not Lindsay Lohan) Britney Spears tweeted out her new video for the song “Till The World Ends.” While it’s nice to see Brit Brit doing something productive with her time, I really can’t get over the whole post-apocalytic theme she’s going with. I mean would you want to spend your last minutes on earth with this crazy ass chick? I think not. Find out more and check out the video after the jump.

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Lil Wayne Back In Full Force With I Am Not A Human Being Album‎

What better way to celebrate his 28th birthday than to put out a new album for all of the fans who have been anxiously awaiting his release from jail. Lil Wayne is definitely not disappointing with ‘I Am Not A Human Being.’ Find out more about the album after the jump.

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Lil' Wayne May Still Be In The Big House, But Releases New Song And Video

Lil’ Wayne doesn’t let a silly little thing like jail ruin his flow when it comes to dropping new tracks and videos. The title track off of Lil’s Wayne’s forthcoming ” I Am Not A Human Being” is now out and completely poppin.’ Check out the song and accompanying video after the jump.

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Lady GaGa's "The Fame Monster" Has Leaked – How Is It?

Let me preface this by saying that I’m Lady GaGa‘s straightest fan, and I wish her nothing but the most complimentary bottles of red wine and the most glamorous inhalants eBay can buy.  But even we ridest and dyest of fans have our, “ugh ok Lady GaGa” moments.  The whole “I’m bisexual too!” thing was taxing.  I was pretty eh on the sparkler bra gag as well.  It felt like it had been done before, and I don’t care whether it Has Been Done or merely Should Have Been Done, Lady GaGa’s appeal is that she Does Otherwise Than That.

The new Fame Monster, leaked over the weekend a week in advance of its release (download it via here or here, the “DepositFiles” host site works, after you wait for the ad to time out: look I am all supportive of artists and their intellectual rights especially if those artists are Lady GaGa, but seriously one of this woman’s three-ring costumes could feed f*cking Azerbaijan, and Azerbaijan does not even have that low a standard of living), is larded with the fresh GaGa, but you get scoops of the trite GaGa as well.  The bad and the good, after the jump.  

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If You Watched “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” Last Night…

…I figured you might want to know that d*cktowel.com is now live.  My roommate Dan who also works for the internet looked up the URL last night during the show.  There was no site (“Did you mean ‘d*cktrowel.com’?”), but he checked again today, and whoa, so many MS Paint penises!  Includes a bonus video from the Always Sunny dudes.  ”A girl with the towel on works too.”

As the site exhorts, “Join D*ck Towel Nation!”  It appears you can actually order as well.

Nothing about this is safe for work: d*cktowel.com.

But Also: The Best Celebrity Halloween Outfit

Eddie Vedder and Pearl Jam give Halloween the full Devo treatment at a Philadelphia performance.  Classic, timeless music from great musical artists.  And Pearl Jam aren’t bad either!  Dumb as a Blog suggests a few other bands-on-bands Halloween ideas: E Street Band as KISS and Jonas Brothers as ZZ Top would be pretty wonderful, but I’d also like to see

• Matisyahu as Toby Keith
• Black Flag as the Bangles
• Buckethead as Deadmau5
• Aubrey O’Day as Slutty Johann Sebastian Bach
• Hanson as Manson