Music Monday: New Cee Lo Green Video Stars Steve Urkel

We know a girl who went to school with Steve Urkel and she once told us that Urkel, whose real name is Jaleel White, hates it when people call him “Urkel.” Sure, and the bankroll you got from the lead role in the TV show Family Matters probably isn’t enough to wipe the tears away.

To be honest, we do feel bad for Urkel. It must suck to be a one-trick pony. And that’s really what he was. Or at least that’s what he was, until he got this new role playing Cee Lo Green in his new music video “Cry Baby.” Even with this new role, as a suave kid from the 50s, some are referring to this as White’s Stefan Urkel moment. If you recall, Stefan was Steve’s slick and suave side. He was the one all the ladies wanted to bang. Giving a new meaning to the catchphrase, “Did I do that?”

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Kelly Rowland Has A Nipple Moment in New Jersey [Photos]

The nipples are coming at a fast and furious rate. Last week we brought you the Nicki Minaj nipple pics from her ‘Good Morning America’ performance, and today we now have new nipple slippage from Kelly Rowland, aka Beyonce’s shaddow.

This one seems like it was a staged nipple moment. You don’t wear an outfit like that unless you want your nipple to show. For the most part it was areola action, but there was a full-on nipple moment.

Again, this seemed more staged than the Minaj, but that’s just our belief. You decide for yourself.

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In Which Kim Kardashian’s Mom, Kris Jenner, Sucks At Singing [Video]

Let’s hope that Randy Newman never hears this. If he finds out what he helped create… whoa boy! Kris Jenner’s song “I love My Friends” is the sinner to Randy Newman’s saint.

This awful video, filled with cheesecake, Kris Jenner’s cheesy cakes and several cheesy takes (the camera man is in the mirror!), was filmed some 30 years ago. And while we’d let it slide and not knock her for attempting to have fun with a song about her friends, this woman deserves nothing but our utmost disrespect.

Maybe our favorite take on this video was from the folks over at Buzzfeed who nailed it in saying that Kris Jenner was the first Rebecca Black. Yes! From the god-awful lyrics to the camera mugging on the highway to the overuse of her fake friends. It’s all so Rebecca Black! And all so painful.

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Joslyn James In Some Strange And/Or Sexy Rap Video

You may know Joslyn James as a porn star. Or, you might known her as the porn star who slept with Tiger Woods. Either way, we’re pretty sure you know her as a porn star.

At any rate, here she is starring in a rap video by a strange Prince-Katt Williams-Pete Wentz hybrid rapper named Monroe. The song doesn’t move us, but the video kind of does. There’s a lot of sexually charged movements and rolling around in bed, sometimes with two girls involved (eeee!!).

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You’ll probably enjoy watching this video with the volume turned all the way down, but we suggest you at least give the sound a try. But, the lyrics are NSFW, so there’s that, too.

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