A Call To Arms: It Is Time For Justing Timberlake to Start Making Music Again [Video]

Here’s a pretty funny PSA video appeal made to urge Justin Timberlake to release a new record. Not since 2006, when JT brought sexy back, has he released a record. Does he really need 5-plus years to get his act together? C’mon!

There are some pretty funny parts in this video, including one dude saying that Justin needs to bring sexy front. Simple, yet fun. What do you guys think? Is it time for JT to make another record or should he stick to acting and making dick-joke videos? If we were Justin Timberlake, we would totally just continue to make movies where we can sleep with Mila Kunis. Sequel, bro!

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Beyonce and Jay-Z Baby Announcement Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment [Video]

This might be the best one yet from the folks over at NMA World Edition. Just brilliant.

Beyonce and Jay-Z announced this weekend that they were pregnant, which sent the blogosphere into a frenzy. Now, we’re getting a better picture of what life might be like for “Destinys Child,” aka “Lil Hov.” Apparently, Nicki Minaj will babysit the young one who as we know is already “stinkin’ rich.” And the baby will even have a ‘Young Jezuz’ moment!

I’m sorry, but I can’t do this video justice. You’re just going to have to watch it!

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Kim Kardashian Proves That Really Any Idiot Can Make a Music Video

I have one major pet peeve in this world and it’s that everyone, and I mean everyone, thinks they are a pop star/singer/performer. Everyone. And any idiot with money thinks that they have the right to release a stale pop song with recycled beats and lyrics. Just listen to this 54-second clip of Kim Kardashian’s single “Jam (Turn It Up).” It’s nauseating.

First off, every DJ has already been asked to turn his or her music up, so quit asking! And we’re all going out and having fun and dancing with our friends and losing ourselves in the music… yada, yada, yada. It’s all been done before. So, please, all we ask is that you self-centered reality stars remain as such. You’re not a performer. Just smile and look pretty for the camera. Thanks.

If there’s any consolation, she’s hot as hell in this video!

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Christina Milian Showing Off Her Bikini Body [Photos]

We may not be entirely hip to Christina Milian’s game, but we’re game when it comes to how sexy she is. Apparently, for those of you who, like us, aren’t in the know, she just had a baby some 18 months ago. It seems as if this was her “I’m still bangin’” moment. Well-played.

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She gave birth a mere 18 months ago, but Christina Milian has clearly returned to her pre-baby figure.

The 29-year-old singer showed off her svelte new shape while hosting a bridal shower for her friend Felisa at the Fiat Beach House in the Malibu area of Los Angeles yesterday.

Although she started off the day in a modest neon pink beach dress, she soon changed into more revealing attire.

We can get down with “more revealing attire.” We can also endorse “no attire at all.” Your call, Ms. Milian.

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Power Lunch: In Which We Embrace Kelly Kapowski, Jennifer Hawkins and Brock Lesner Kills Prairie Dogs

Blast From the Past: Kelly Kapowski Shoot From 1998 (Giggity Greg)

Sasha Grey is a Drunk Pornstar (Drunken Stepfather)

Brock Lesner Kills Prairie Dogs to Relax [Video] (Busted Coverage)

Rihanna Rocks Skimpy Outfit in Norway (Bossip)

‘The Hangover’ is Clearly a ‘Simpsons’ Episode (FilmDrunk)

Sorry Bro: You Can Go to Jail For Giving Someone Herpes (BroBible)

Angela Martini is Not Wearing Underwear (Celebslam)

You Will Love Jennifer Hawkins’ Curves. Trust Us (Brosome)

9 Great Videos of Girls Falling Down (The Smoking Jacket)

Fox News Tells Us More About the University of Florida Scandal [Video] (Guyism)

Zuleika Cheatle Conte is Uncoachable (Uncoached)

The Most Unbelievable Celebrity Death Hoaxes (The Frisky)

Hollywood’s Richest Teens (Allie Is Wired)

Selma Hayek’s Boobs (UseMyComputer)

Lady GaGa Goes Surfing in Mexico [Photos]

Lady GaGa fooled everyone this week by going surfing in Mexico. Maybe because she did so while wearing “normal clothing” (read: a bikini) and not some bloody-bubbly-meaty costume — or something like that.

These photos are a little grainy, but you get the point. She actually looks pretty good up there on a surf board, rocking a little black bikini. I tell ya, if she wasn’t so GaGa she might be OK. Actually had a talk with a friend about GaGa last night and I think we both agreed that she’s Madonna-plus. Meaning, a over-sexualized non-traditionally sexy pop star. What say you?

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Power Lunch: In Which We Celebrate Ewelina Olczak, Carly Foulkes and the Knox City Greyhounds!

Ewelina Olczak Was Born to Wear a Bikini (Uncoached)

25 Sexiest Girls in the Mirror (Regretful Morning)

Video of the Day: Knox City Greyhounds, Baby! (Busted Coverage)

Michael Vick Talks Dog Fighting With GQ Magazine (Bossip)

Nicole Scherzinger Looks Smoking Hot in Her New Video (The Smoking Jacket)

Jeremy Roenick Reenacts Epic NHL ’93 Scene From ‘Swingers’ (Ted Williams Head)

25 Depressing Ghost Towns (HolyTaco)

Dude Falls Asleep At a Comedy Show [Video] (Turd Ferguson Blog)

Carly Foulkes is the T-Mobile Phone Girl in a Bikini (Gunaxin)

Pauly D Fires Back at Abercrombie and Fitch (Anything Hollywood)

Watch Creepy Dude Film Girls Getting Undressed on his Cellphone (Guyism)

Olivia Munn on the Red Carpet (Complex)

Tara Reid’s Honeymoon Pics (Drunken Stepfather)

Pic of the Day: Ballboy Gets an Eyefull (TotalProSports)

Best… Movie… Ever! [Video] (Totally Crap)

Making Women Wet: Bon Iver and James Blake to Collaborate (Death + Taxes)

Hearty Breakfast: In Which Peta Todd Is a Sexy Cycling WAG, Patrycja Farbis is Perfect and We Embrace the Best Fantasy Football Team Names

World’s Hottest Cycling WAG is Peta Todd [24 Photos] (Busted Coverage)

The Ladies of ‘America’s Next Top Model’ (Bossip)

The Most Perfect Woman You’ll See Today: Patrycja Farbis (Brosome)

Basically the Best Sorority Recruitment Video of All Time (FilmDrunk)

Meet the Hottest New Black Actresses (HipHopWired)

The Best Fantasy Football Team Names (BroBible)

Hey, Liz Zara in Lingerie! (Celebslam)

Pippa Middleton is Not Perfect (Drunken Stepfather)

Lady GaGa Releases New Video “You And I” (Gone Hollywood)

Bree Conden Can’t Help Beat the Heat, Cause She is the Heat! (Regretful Morning)

Some Bikini Yacht Girls (Uncoached)

Video of a Talking Vibrator to Start Your Morning (Holy Taco)

Kevin Federline Had Sex With Another Woman (Allie Is Wired)

More On Some Random, Nameless Hot Girl (UseMyComputer)

Happy Birthday, Madonna! Remember When You Kissed Teenage Girls?

Today is Madonna’s birthday, so, you know, wish her a happy birthday. For years, Madonna was a hot freak. I guess you can say she still is today. Maybe less hot and more freak. But we can dig it.

In honor of Madonna being a sexy 50-year-old we figured we’d toss up a video showing Madonna making out with two teenage girls (OK, maybe they were in their early 20s).

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Music Monday: New Cee Lo Green Video Stars Steve Urkel

We know a girl who went to school with Steve Urkel and she once told us that Urkel, whose real name is Jaleel White, hates it when people call him “Urkel.” Sure, and the bankroll you got from the lead role in the TV show Family Matters probably isn’t enough to wipe the tears away.

To be honest, we do feel bad for Urkel. It must suck to be a one-trick pony. And that’s really what he was. Or at least that’s what he was, until he got this new role playing Cee Lo Green in his new music video “Cry Baby.” Even with this new role, as a suave kid from the 50s, some are referring to this as White’s Stefan Urkel moment. If you recall, Stefan was Steve’s slick and suave side. He was the one all the ladies wanted to bang. Giving a new meaning to the catchphrase, “Did I do that?”

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