We know what this is, but we’re still not sure what exactly this is.

Here’s what we know:

Mamma mia! What had happened to Horse Guards Parade? The grand old royal drill square had been transformed into a beach. And the only creatures on parade yesterday were some of the fittest young women in the world, their bikini bottoms pointing squarely in the direction of Number 10.

You can come up with a better story than that, can’t you? For more inspiration, how about more beach volleyball butts?

Meet Gemma Westmoreland. She used to be the proud owner of a lovely set of 36J breasts. That was until she was continuously groped by strangers. You had to ruin a good thing, didn’t you, fellas?

Details:

With the breast reduction surgery she’s dropped 14 cup sizes – from J to C – and halved her dress size, from 16 to 8.

‘I was getting unwanted attention from both sexes,’ said Gemma, from, Barnsley, east Yorkshire.

‘People thought that because they were so big they could grab them. I would be out in town and people thought they had free rein to grope me.

‘It didn’t matter what town I was in. I would be walking down the street and people would shout jeers of “they can’t be real.” It was horrible to be me before this operation.

‘I had to wear two bras, which made me feel very self-conscious when I was getting intimate or personal.

That’s a mighty decrease. But, can you blame her? There’s no need to grope a woman. Really. The jeering? Might they have been asking politely…? Whatever the case, we’re sad to see them go.

See the “before” photo after the jump!

What a way to start the morning!

The beautiful Sarah Underwood of the G4 Network took the ‘The World Naked Bike Ride’ in Portland, Oregon, and, well, got naked! She and some 10,000 people, to be exact. We can’t say that all 10,000 attendees are worth looking at, but we can vouch for Underwood.

Maybe the best part, aside from the nakedness, is in the beginning of the video when Underwood sprays down her bike seat. Well-done.

The SFW video is after the jump…

via Buzzfeed

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow has been living a healthy and wholesome lifestlye. OK, the healthy part we get. The wholesome part? Nope. And waking up at 4:30AM to exercise? No thanks.

For Ms. Paltrow, though, the lifestyle works, as it’s certainly showing hearty returns. For a 38-year-old mother of two, she looks better now than she ever has. Still, we’re not getting up at 4:30AM. Sorry.

She credits eating “clean food,” which means… well, we have no idea. It’s all about results, though. So if eating “clean foods” makes her look like a 26-year-old model, please, continue to eat away.

Nude-ish photo after the jump!

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… your girlfriend might actually appreciate it. Find out what I mean after the jump.

According to a recent study conducted by the folks at Men’s Health, men are less likely to cheat on their significant others if they’re allowed to stare at other women. The study found that men who had been bitched out by their girlfriends for eyeing an attractive woman were less likely to act on their impulses and hop in the sack with someone else. The reason, quite simple, it’s the idea that dudes want what they can’t/aren’t supposed to have, more than what they are allowed to.

So ladies, next time you see homeboy staring at a luscious Hooters rack or another piece of ass, might want to let that one slide.

Via: The Frisky

I think Target Map just became my new favorite website. Find out where the United States falls in terms of breast and penis size after the jump. Just a heads up, ladies … you’re doing a decent job. Men … well, there might be some work that needs to be had.

According to Target Map, the United States falls in the D-Cup range for average breast size among the ladies. While that’s certainly not enough to beat out the well-stacked chicks in Russia as the country falls in the above D-Cup category (always trying to one-up us, aren’t they). But I must say I’m pretty impressed with our boob standing, particularly when you think of all the tittay-deprived men in China (the country came in toward the bottom of the boob rankings). The men, on the other hand, aren’t doing as well.

While the United States is measuring in at about 5.1 inches, that falls short compared to Bolivia’s impressive 6.5 inches. Are you feeling self-concious? Did you pull out the ruler yet? Oh, don’t worry. A few more glances at the penis map and you most certainly will.

Via: Denver Westwood

Via: The Frisky

Have you ever felt prouder to be an American? Find out more about the hundreds of thousands of fake boobs bouncing around the country after the jump.

According to the folks at the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, the number of women getting breast implants has been increasing over the past 10 years. In fact the number has jumped about 40 percent in the last decade. According to the NY Times:

“Last year surgeons performed 296,203 breast implants, a 2 percent increase over 2009 and a 39 percent jump since 2000. Women in the Mountain and Pacific states are most likely to seek breast enhancement, accounting for nearly 40 percent of procedures.”

West Coasters like boob jobs? Shocked? Yeah, neither was I.

Via: Styleite

I don’t know if I’m more interested in why condoms are getting banned or why they’re coming from a place called Condom. Well, find out answers to both of your questions after the jump.

A company created by descendants of King Louis XIV were trying to peddle luxury rubbers made in the southwestern France of Condom and saw their prophylactic dreams come crashing down. A court ruled that the company would not be allowed to sell their rubbers under the name “The Original Condom from Condom, France” any longer. The judge said:

“It is clear that the use of the name, the image and the renown of the town of Condom, without its knowledge, for entirely commercial ends (is) manifestly illicit.”

But never fear, the condoms are still available online and continue to boast that “condoms protect everyone from disease, ours protect from tackiness.”

That’s kind of awesome. I think I’ll be picking up some.

Via: AFP

Next time your woman catches you staring at a hot waitresses boobs, at least you’ll have a good excuse. Find out how checking out breasts can actually be good for your health after the jump.

According to a recent study conducted in Germany, men who stared at breasts on a more regular basis showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure. And how did researchers come to this conclusion? They instructed one group of men to stare at breasts on a daily basis and the other to not look at them at all for five years. Not sure how much I actually believe these dudes avoided boob ogling for five years, but I’ll go with it. The folks who conducted the study now recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day to maximize the health benefits of boobs.

And when it comes to your health, a little more staring might even work better. So knock yourselves out fellas.

Via: FOX News

Today is sure filled with some creative iPhone apps. Looking for some free rubbers to make your night a little more exciting? Well, there’s an app for that (courtesy of the NYC Department of Health). Find out more after the jump.

Launched yesterday (on Valentine’s Day of course), the app allows New Yorkers to input their current address and track down the five nearest places where they can go pick up some free condoms. Monica Sweeney, who works for HIV/AIDS Prevention and Control, said:

“A lot of people’s minds turn to matters of the heart on Valentine’s Day and matters of the heart often lead to matters of the body, so we think a lot of people use them that day.”

And every other day during the year. So definitely a wise decision to get this app up and running.

Via: NY Daily News