Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Catalina Uribe

It’s time that you got to know Colombian model Catalina Uribe a bit better. Maybe you’ve seen her around the Internet, maybe not. She’s generally new to most parts, which is great because we like having new parts around these parts. Man, she is fantastic. Here’s to hoping we get to see a lot more of her!

Jenny McCarthy Wants You to Know That She Still Has a Banging Body

I’ll admit upfront, I’ve never really been a Jenny McCarthy guy. I mean, don’t get me wrong, she has a special body and all, but she’s just a tad bit annoying. And I think her mug is, well at times can be, a bit overrated. This shoot, though, has got me. Hook. Link Sinker. It’s really all about the body (and pokies!), but I have to admit she looks pretty good her.

These are from the most recent LA Women’s Magazine, taken, I don’t know… somewhere. Maybe her house. Maybe not. But she’s rocking it. Great body.

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie for Frederick’s of Hollywood

I have to say that Emily Ratajkowski is the hottest chick on the planet who also happens to have a near-unibrow. It’s not complete, but it’s pretty damn close. And it’s only fair that she has one. First, it gives her a little character. Second, if she didn’t have one there would be absolutely NO disputing her overall hotness. None. She would be tops. She probably still is, or at least is in the conversation, but I guess she’s only trying to level the playing field. How sweet of her.

Here is her latest shoot from a Ferderick’s of Hollywood campaign. And if you ever want to see more of this beauty, check out friends over at Brosome. They are the masters of the Ratajkowski universe.

What Do an OId Hippie and a Busty Lauren Pope Have in Common?

The answer is simple: both the the old hippie and Lauren Pope got to stare at Chloe Sims’ hot ass this weekend! Gah-damn.

If there were ever a time where we wished we were old, dirty and wrapped in hemp, this would be it. We imagine this dude must have thought you hit the jackpot with whatever he just got finished smoking. Hell, this will ensure that he never quits smoking weed. Well done, Ms. Sims.

Plus, this is the perfect advertisement for rollerblading, at a time when the “sport” needs it the most. Jackpot.

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Italian Playboy Cover Model Natalie Marie [Photos]

Natalie Marie is an Italian Playboy Cover Model. Capice? She’s loaded with tons of talent, and certainly a good pick to kick off this week’s pick-me-up. We were tipped to Ms. Marie’s talents once we started following her on Twitter. We suggest you do the same, since she’s a prolific Twit-pic-er. Every Friday we look forward to her frisky photos. Same goes for her thong Thursday submissions. Don’t worry, though, we’ve got you covered on what you might have missed thus far. After today, though, you’re on your own. Enjoy!

Sara Jean Underwood Gets Undressed, And Let’s Esquire Witness the Hotness

The fine team over at Esquire put together some “Hottest Chick of 2012″ tournament on their website and, well, they’ve announced the winner. It’s none other than Sara Jean Underwood. And in celebration of her victory, she took off her clothes and let them in her house for a “Me In My Place” shoot. Underwood in her underwear giving us over wood… This is great.

Rosie Jones Goes Full-On Hand Bra For Page 3

Rosie Jones, a FListed Hall of Fame member (inaugural class, ya’ll!), posed hand-bra style for Page3.com. Truth is, she posed topless for them, but, we wanted to feature the hand bra photo. It’s our thing! So jump, click and enjoy the beautiful body that is Rosie Jones.

Shay Maria With Another Sexy ‘Stop Motion’ Video

I swear I will never get tired of seeing Shay Maria shake her perfect body, stop motion style! Never. And as long as she continues to make these, we’ll continue to post. These are required viewing. Shit, we love Shay Maria like no other!

Rihanna Strips Down in Elle Magazine

Hey, good for Rihanna for continuing to act like she don’t care. Whether she’s getting called out for banging Ashton Kutcher or smoking weed in public, this chick just don’t give a care. And that’s why we love her. Something so attractive about her attitude. And her body. There, we said it.

Here is Rihanna getting undressed for Elle Magazine. We haven’t read the article yet, but we imagine she said something shocking in there. Or said something without a care. Or, excuse us, a ker. Love ya, Rih-Rih!

Italian Model and Actress Sara Tommasi Is Not Wearing Any Underwear, And She’s Happy To Prove It

Sara Tommasi, an Italian actress and model, is absolutely bombed and out on the town. Oh, duh, and she’s not wearing any underwear. Italian women, am I right? So, she went out on a date, got wasted and flashed ALL of her lady parts. It almost reminds me of Dudley Moore in “Arthur,” except he doesn’t show his vagina in that movie. Right?

Well, take the jump for an opportunity to see some NSFW-ness. It’s safe after the jump, but we give you the option to buy!

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