Kate Upton Looks Better In Jean Shorts Than You Do [Photos]

We’ve gone on record saying that we’re not the No. 1 Kate Upton fan out there, which is fine. Not everyone needs to be “the biggest Kate Upton fan in the world.” We’ll gladly allow someone else to take that title. However, that doesn’t mean we don’t appreciate her. Here’s the thing, though. Can we say, she reminds us a little of Anna Nicole Smith. In her prime, done! Late on in life… yeah, you know how that turned out. We hope we’re wrong, but we just wanted to get that out there.

Now, with great pleasure, we bring you some smoking hot photos of Kate Upton. Enjoy them now, because one day… we’re kidding!!

Note: The two photos where Kate is wearing a green skirt in the same pose as she is the white skirt (and also the pink one!) has been photoshopped. We’re just not sure what one is the original. Kinda lazy, though, no?

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Petra Cubonova Lingerie Shoot for Axami [Photos]

Less talk, more photos. Here is a shoot of the beautiful Petra Cubanova for a 2011 Axami lingerie campaign. If we could, we would, Axami. Just because it looks good on her doesn’t mean it’d look good on us.

Take a look and let us know what you think. We’re pretty sure you’ll dig this one.

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Florence Brudenell-Bruce is Single; Enjoy These Photos!

It appears that Prince Harry has broken up with girlfriend Florence Brudenell-Bruce, which, of course, means that we need to embrace her as a single lady this morning. This is your chance, fellas, to get some royal sloppy seconds.

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Prince Harry has ended his short romance with his latest sweetheart, underwear model Florence Brudenell-Bruce.

The split comes just two months after the pair got together and sources have revealed that the prince just doesn’t want to be ‘tied down’.

Miss Brudenell-Bruce – who used to go out with Formula 1′s Jenson Button – asked him to join her on holiday in Ibiza next month, but that will not now happen.

Free vacation! So, there’s also that. Gents, get to know Ms. Brudenell-Bruce and what tickles her fancy before reaching out. Our guess is that she’s into tea parties and crumpets and… The Clash? F-Listed, forever single. Sigh.

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Halle Berry Wrestling in a Bikini and Giving ‘Big Ups’

There is so much happening in these photos, with Halle Berry wrestling a woman while wearing a bikini, jogging along the beach with her daughter and then stopping to practice her “praise Jesus” big ups, for some reason.

That’s probably my favorite part of this set. When she’s dropped to her knees, big ups-ing the big fella in the sky. At least that’s what I want to believe. She may just be pointing to some bird or plane or superman, but that wouldn’t be as fun. Let’s just assume she’s practicing for awards season.

Here’s all I care about, though: She’s still smoking hot. So jump with us as we celebrate Ms. Berry, who still remains on top of her game, while busting out of her top.

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Candice Swanepoel Busts Out of Her Bikini [Photos]

You can’t make up how hot Candice Swanepoel is. Especially when we have enough photographic evidence to back that claim up.

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Victoria’s Secret Model Candice Swanepoel certainly cannot be accused of being shy about flaunting her body.

The curvy blonde adjusted her ample assets as they poured out of a neon green bikini top, yesterday on a beach in St Barts, the South of France, but struggled to contain them.

The top was paired with multi-coloured bikini bottoms as the 22-year-old South African beauty showed off her incredible figure in the tiny two piece.

Ample. Assets. The two sweetest words you’ll hear this morning. We’ve said this before, but sometimes these candid photos are better than the actual ones used in whatever catalogue this is for. Photos like… this:

Just cleaning up a little… More>>>

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Alison Haislip Hot and Nerdy for Maxim Magazine [Photos]

There’s something about a hot girl who digs the finer, nerdier things in life. Like, say, video games. That’s who and what Alison Haislip is. She’s a TV host and presenter on G4′s Attack of the Show! Yes, indeed.

Now, she’s getting her sexy on by posing in her lacy underwear for Maxim Magazine. Welcome to our show, Ms. Haislip.

I’m pretty sure there’s a big push on the Internet for some nerdy girls to embrace their sexiness. In fact, I know there is. The question now becomes, though, what came first, the chicken or the egg? From the super sexy April O’Neil to now Alison Haislip and the like, were these girls real nerds before opportunity came along or are they NINOs (Nerds In Name Only)? Something to think about. But, not now. Wait until after you check out the spread>>>

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Hot Fuzzed: Playboy Playmate Shanna Marie McLaughlin Arrested [Photos]

Another day, another Playboy Playmate arrested.

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A Playboy Playmate was jailed after trying to board a plane with a loaded gun.
Glamour model Shanna Marie McLaughlin, who was Playboy’s Miss July 2010, was arrested at Orlando International Airport on Monday evening after agents searched her bag and found a revolver.

When she put the duffle through an x-ray machine at security, a TSA official spotted the weapon and called police.

She claimed the weapon belonged to her boyfriend, according to police.

Miss McLaughlin, who was headed to Los Angeles, was jailed on a charge of carrying a firearm in a place prohibited by law.

The gun, a .45 caliber Colt revolver loaded with six hollow-point bullets, was immediately confiscated.

What a shame… she has a boyfriend!?! Too bad.

Well, with this news, I bet you’re all wondering what this chick looks like. Glad you asked!

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Erin Heatherton in Multiple Bikinis [Photos]

Erin Heatherton is rocking it in three different bikinis. Good for her.

The funny thing about these pics is that by time the actual photos from this shoot, for whatever this is for, get released it’ll be old news. Score one for the paparazzi!

Heatherton looks best in the white bikini, if you ask us. We’re not too keen on the whole multi-colored set, except for the wedgie-pull pic. We can get down with that! She is definitely doing work. Solid work!

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Caption Contest: In Celebration of Volleyball Butts?

We know what this is, but we’re still not sure what exactly this is.

Here’s what we know:

Mamma mia! What had happened to Horse Guards Parade? The grand old royal drill square had been transformed into a beach. And the only creatures on parade yesterday were some of the fittest young women in the world, their bikini bottoms pointing squarely in the direction of Number 10.

You can come up with a better story than that, can’t you? For more inspiration, how about more beach volleyball butts?

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Bar Rafaeli Bikini Shoot For Agua Bendita [Photos]

Remeber Bar Rafaeli? How could you forget. Well she’s back and getting stripped down for an Agua Bendita shoot. This one is pretty good, but it’s also a little too cute for our taste. There’s something so very young about it. But, when it comes to sexing up a shoot, we can always count on Rafaeli to up the ante. She elevates it from creep-ish-ly young to so damn sexy.

Check out a few of the photos from the spread after the jump, along with a link to the rest from our friend Giggity Greg>>>

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