Early Morning Mistress

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Jesinta Campbell, Former Miss Australia 2010, Solves World Peace by Washing Your Car in Her Bikini

Ok, so maybe there isn’t a simple solution to solving world peace, but this is a good start.

In case you haven’t already, meet Jesinta Campbell. She was Miss Universe Australia 2010 and apparently is now a contestant on the hit reality TV show The Apprentice Australia. Here she is sexing it up, showing off her smoking hot body while washing some cars–for charity!

I never really got into the whole Apprentice show. It just seems far too ridiculous for my taste. Especially the celebrity version. Mainly because it never seems as if they have actual celebrities on the show, and probably moreso because if you were an actual celebrity you wouldn’t be begging Donald Trump for a job.

Anyway, here are some sexy shots of “celebrity” Jesinta Campbell washing cars in her bikini. I tell you, she is pretty damn hot. Good luck trying to fire her, Mr. Trump.

Check out some nice backside shots… and some sweet ride, after the jump!

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Shay Maria Presents the TwitPic of the Morning

Here is a quick Twitpic of F-Listed favorite Shay Maria. For more on Shay Maria, check out our “Shay Maria Loves to Take Pictures With Her Arms Up” gallery.

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And So We Ask: Who is That Blonde Bikini-Clad Babe?

It’s Monday morning and we’re already playing games with you. Well, this one should be pretty easy. The tattoo on the upper left side of her back should give it away. But that’s only if you’re super creepy and have memorized tattoos on semi-famous girls.

Here’s your bikini-clad babe hint of the day: This chick played “dorky girl” in the 2000 film Donnie Darko. Tick-tock, m’fers. Who is it?

Jump with us for the answer and some minor c-toe!

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Hurricane Irene Presents ‘Which Irene Is Hotter?’: Irene Suarez or Irene Hoek [Photos]

Everyone’s talking Hurricane Irene this morning, which got us to thinking: who is the hottest girl named Irene out there? To be honest, there aren’t many hot Irenes. And, to be honest, in our search we tried to limit the use of porn stars since, well, most of them are performing under “shame names.” So that doesn’t count.

We searched and searched until it dawned on us. Hey, Irene Suarez is named “Irene”! Bingo, bang-o. For those who aren’t familiar with the work of Irene Suarez, here are her deets:

Height: 5′ 9″
Weight: 126 lbs
Bust: 35″
Waist: 25″
Hips: 35″
Cup: B
Dress: 36
Shoe: 8.0
Hair color: Brown
Hair length: Very Long
Eye color: Green
Ethnicity: Hispanic
Skin color: White
Shoot nudes: No

 

No nudes, bros. So don’t ask! And now that we’ve gotten to know who she is, let’s celebrate Ms. Suarez with some of her sexiest photos.

But WAIT! What about Irene Hoek?! She’s a Playboy model who is, well, smoking hot as well! Here’s Irene Hoek:

So now, of course, we have to ask: Which Irene is hotter? Irene Suarez or Irene Hoek?  Check out the photos to help us decide>>>

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Kelly Brook is All Smiles and Plenty of Legs [Photos]

It’s rare that we’re posting photos of Kelly Brook and not mentioning her top-heavy-ness. In this set, however, Brook is riding a bike, smiling and showing off her sexy legs. Believe it!

We kind of like this “cute” look for Brook. Sure it’s a commercial shoot for Mayor of London’s Sky Ride, but we’re still digging it. Check the legs and the smile, after the jump!

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Lady GaGa Nude For Vogue Magazine [Photos]

The Internet is on fire this morning with news that Lady GaGa nude outtakes from some Vogue Magazine shoot have been released. Hey, great, more Lady GaGa nekkidness.

These, as expected are artsy, at best, and not nearly as strangely erotic as expected. But, this is what we get! And sometimes we just have to accept that we’re not always going to get what we want.

Even nude this chick is pretty annoying, right?

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Today’s Top 15 #FriskyFriday Photos

It’s Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Which means, we gotta get down on some #FriskyFriday action. Feel it!

Not since #TittyTuesday or #ThongThursday have we been so excited about a day. Maybe we’ll even get a chance to start #MammaryMonday. Someone with more pull then us should get on that. Just give us a shout when you do.

With this being mid-day Friday, we still have plenty of time to see more friskiness, but for now we figured we’d post some of today’s top #FriskyFriday pics up, starting with Mcelesab.

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Lindsay Ellingson Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Shoot [Photos]

We’re on a bit of a Victoria’s Secret kick this week. This is like the 645th 3rd shoot we’ve posted since Monday. Feel it! In this one, the absolutely killer Lindsay Ellingson rocks some new lingerie, just in case you’re in the market to buy. Check her out, and make sure to tip your bartenders.

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Lily Aldridge in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret [Photos]

In the market for some new lingerie? Perfect.

Check out Lily Aldridge and her perfect body wear some lingerie for Victoria’s Secret. Stuff like this never gets old. I’m not sure how I feel about the leopard-print, but I say that as someone who really doesn’t care what the print is on Lily Aldrige’s lingerie. If it were someone else, say, Susanna Eman, I’d reconsider wearing leopard-print. She’d probably just end up eating herself.

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In Which Aubrey O’Day Thinks You Are Checking Out Her Phone

“Hold still, I want to get another picture of your cool phone, Aubrey.”

Listen, Aubrey O’Day is no idiot. Well… let’s say she knows who, or what, butters her bread. And it’s not her cellphone. It’s her boobs.

Apparently O’Day was also hanging out with reality star blonde Alexis Bellino of The Real Housewives of Orange County, who also happens to be a singer, or something. Hey, maybe they’re working on an album together?! Ugh.

Check out more of O’Day putting her “cellphone” on display, after the jump.

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