Power Lunch: In Which We Celebrate Diana Morales, the National Buffalo Wing Festival and the New LeBron James Nike Kicks

Diana Morales Lingerie Shoot (Totally Crap)

Check Out the Porkers at the National Buffalo Wing Festival [Photos] (Busted Coverage)

Tiffany Ryan Has a Gun [Photos] (Ted Williams)

Victoria Beckham’s Post-Baby Body [Photos] (Bossip)

False Alarm! HIV Test That Shutdown the Porn Industry Was a False Positive (FilmDrunk)

Ellen Page Lesbian Kiss (Drunken Stepfather)

The Greatest GIF EVER! [site NSFW] (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Elisandra Tomacheski is Your Labor Day Morning Wood (Campus Socialite)

New LeBron James ‘Miami Nights’ Nikes Released (BroBible)

31 Hottest Women of August! [Photos] (Guyism)

7 Brutal Wipeouts of the ‘X Games’ (Uncoached)

Who is That Hot Chick Stealing Brooklyn Decker’s Thunder [Photo] (Unathletic)

Marianne Sylvia is Loaded (Hustle Bunny)

Kim Kardashian, Demi Lovato and the Cast of ‘The Jersey Shore’ Bring Cleavage to the MTV Video Music Awards

Good to see that Kim Kardashian made sure she was back from her honeymoon in time to attend the 2011 MTV Music Awards. Priorities! Because with out her and her talents, the show would have certainly been lagging. After all, the release of her 2011 album… oh, wait, what is she doing there again? Right, she had to bring her “two friends” to the red carpet and make sure she got them photographed. Because if you don’t have an actual talent, showing some cleavage is the only way we’ll continue to talk about you. Well-played, Ms. Humphries.

Also letting the the girls out for the VMAs was former drunk Demi Lovato and the cast of ‘The Jersey Shore,’ who also had to sit with the rest of the “what are you doing here?” guests in attendance.

Enjoy the photos!

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Lady GaGa Nude For Vogue Magazine [Photos]

The Internet is on fire this morning with news that Lady GaGa nude outtakes from some Vogue Magazine shoot have been released. Hey, great, more Lady GaGa nekkidness.

These, as expected are artsy, at best, and not nearly as strangely erotic as expected. But, this is what we get! And sometimes we just have to accept that we’re not always going to get what we want.

Even nude this chick is pretty annoying, right?

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Candice Swanepoel Featured in Allure Magazine [Photos]

The handyman in these Candice Swanepoel photos for Allure Magazine is so boss it’s not even funny. Especially when he looks into the camera and gives us the “you guys see what I’m about to get into” face. Yeah, we see it, but stop looking at us. It’s kind of creepy.

What a tease Ms. Swanepoel is with her bubble bath photos. Our protagonist in the shoot, however, won’t settle for you and your bubbles, Ms. Swanepoel. We have a feeling he’ll do something gross to make said bubbles disappear. This isn’t his first pipe cleaning!

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Power Lunch: In Which We Embrace Teagan Presely, Justene Jaro and Jennifer Lopez’s Thickness

Getting to Know Teagan Presley (Unathletic)

Justene Jaro Looks Like She’s Been Naughty (Gorilla Mask)

Jennifer Lopez Thick Ass Photos (Drunken Stepfather)

Erin Andrews Meets Taylor Swift, Photo and Video Evidence! (Busted Coverage)

The Ultimate 90′s Image (Uncoached)

44 Photos of Sexy Mirror Girls (DJ Mick)

Miley Cyrus’s Brother Got This Hot Asian Disney Girl Pregnant (Bossip)

Newark Bears Celebrate Jim Leyritz with Beer Pong Night (BroBible)

Adrianne Curry Can Work the TwitPic (Don Chavez)

Elle Liberachi in Lingerie, FTW (Brosome)

Donna Feldman Must Work Out (Regretful Morning)

Sideline Hottie Katie Witham Has a Brain Fart on Air (Guyism)

SB Nike Mid “Patagonia” (Complex)

Hearty Breakfast: In Which LeBron James Jumps Off a Diving Board and Sandra Brec Makes Us Sweat

Sandra Brec Will Make You Sweat (Brosome)

LeBron James Jumps Off a Diving Board. Seriously (Busted Coverage)

Chick Gets Shot in the Chest and CONTINUES to Fight! [Video] (Bossip)

10 Extreme Examples of Laziness (Uncoached)

Your Daily Barry Bonds ‘In the Closet’ Moment (Unathletic Mag)

Movie Titles in Movies: Part 2 [Video] (FilmDrunk)

Carolina Guerra Will Get You Started (TuVez)

Mila Jovovich in a Little Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

No Drugs in Amy Winehouse’s System When She Died. Buuuut… (Gone Hollywood)

Caprice Bourret is… 40!?!? (Regretful Morning)

Supreme Fall/Winter 2011 Collection (Smoking Section)

Wait, Will and Jada Aren’t Splitting Up?! (Allie Is Wired)

This: Gisele Bundchen (UseMyComputer)

These Old School Athlete Yearbook Photos Will Make Your Day

The fine folks over at Sports Illustrated have unearthed some old school athlete yearbook photos, including some mustache-free Larry Bird action from 1974 and a little redneck Brett Favre action (above).

We have to say, these are fantastic. The best one might just be the Derek Jeter photo, since we’re pretty sure that’s exactly who we thought he’d be hanging out with in high school. Wait, is that Daniel Tosh?

Check out the Gus Frerotte photo. This was our favorite: “Dislikes waking up in the morning and losing football games.” The dude was 45-50 over his NFL career. Good morning!

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Woody Allen Cannot Be Happy With These Lea Seydoux ‘American Apparel’ Photos

You might be asking yourself, what’s so wrong with this ‘American Apparel’ ad? Sure it looks like a 10-year-old girl in a sexually suggestive position, but don’t worry, it’s not! It happens to be actress Lea Seydoux, 26, who was most recently in the Woody Allen film “Midnight in Paris.”

These photos seem to have been take back in 2006, when Seydoux was just 21 years old, but the reason why they’re back in the news is because of the Allen connection.

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Power Lunch: In Which We Celebrate Italian Girls, Sara Jean Underworld and Howard Stern Against the World

Italy is A LOT Sexier Than the Jersey Shore [Photos] (Unathletic Mag)

Abercrombie and Fitch Pyaing the Situation to NOT Wear Their Clothes (Bossip)

This is One Dynamite Chick (Double Viking)

Kobe Bryant Denies Beating up a Dude in Church (HipHopWired)

Greg Returns From Vegas With Sara Jean Underwood. Good, NO, Great Trip! (Giggity Greg)

Ashley Tisdale in Tight Tight Pants (Drunken Stepfather)

Howard Stern Vs. Andy Dick: Who You Got? [Audio](Gone Hollywood)

Howard Stern Vs. Barstool Sports: Who You Got? [Audio] (Complex)

WTF!? Seriously! Pedophile Game Show Host [Video] (Regretful Morning)

Helen Hunt With a Graphic Cameltoe (Celebslam)

Batman is FABULOUS!!! (Uncoached)

Freddy Mercury Impression Done By a Baby [Video] (Liquid Generation)

And Then This: Lingerie For Little Girls (The Frisky)

KCAL Sports Chick Jaime Maggio Wears a See-Thru Shirt (Busted Coverage)

Justin Bieber Becomes a Street [Photos] (Allie Is Wired)

Florence Brudenell-Bruce is Single; Enjoy These Photos!

It appears that Prince Harry has broken up with girlfriend Florence Brudenell-Bruce, which, of course, means that we need to embrace her as a single lady this morning. This is your chance, fellas, to get some royal sloppy seconds.

Details:

Prince Harry has ended his short romance with his latest sweetheart, underwear model Florence Brudenell-Bruce.

The split comes just two months after the pair got together and sources have revealed that the prince just doesn’t want to be ‘tied down’.

Miss Brudenell-Bruce – who used to go out with Formula 1′s Jenson Button – asked him to join her on holiday in Ibiza next month, but that will not now happen.

Free vacation! So, there’s also that. Gents, get to know Ms. Brudenell-Bruce and what tickles her fancy before reaching out. Our guess is that she’s into tea parties and crumpets and… The Clash? F-Listed, forever single. Sigh.

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