It’s time to give away some awesome gear, guys and gals! The fine people from the hit television show ‘Burn Notice‘ want to supply you with some $200 worth of awesome swag. Join us after the jump for what you win and how you win it!

The Burn Notice prize pack has a $200 value and includes:

§  Custom Tote Bag

§  Season 4 DVD

§  Bar Set

§  Mojitos 101 Book

§  Burn Notice T-Shirt

§  Burn Notice Hat

BURN NOTICE is back with all-new episodes Thursdays at 10/9c on USA Network, which means BIG action and even BIGGER explosions are in store. This high-octane hit series stars Jeffrey Donovan as Michael Westen, a blacklisted spy banished to sun-soaked Miami with his beautifully hot-tempered girlfriend (Gabrielle Anwar) and goofy partner-in-crime (cult icon Bruce Campbell). This week’s episode is full of secrets – with Michael on a CIA rescue mission for a scientist kidnapped by an African druglord, he doesn’t know who to trust.

All you need to do is hop on Facebook and “like” us, maybe post on our wall, send us a sexy pic, tell us about your favorite ‘Burn Notice’ moment… You know, the sexy pic thing probably will help! We mean, really help!

F-LISTED ON FACEBOOK!

It’s as simple as that! So, check out F-Listed on Facebook and make sure you tune into ‘Burn Notice’ Thursday at 10/9c on USA Network!

BURN NOTICE ON FACEBOOK!

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We realize that maybe you missed some of our content in the past. It happens. So, we figured that from time-to-time we’d bring you some classic photo galleries that we feel need not be missed! Join us for a F-Listed Flashback with a look at the very sexy Stevie Lynn Leow! This, you’ll like.

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Welcome back to “Name… That … Celebrity… Mom Thong!” Once again, I’m your host, F-Listed. Today’s celebrity mom is sporting a lovely pink thong, riding all the way up her back!

Any guess as to who this celebrity mom is? We’ll give you one hint (get those buzzers ready), she once played “Woman in Elevator” in the 1997 film “Deconstructing Harry.” Too easy, right?

Answer>>>

It’s Jennifer Garner!

Thanks for playing “Name That Celebrity Mom Thong!”

If you’re a regular around these parts you know that we don’t push our Facebook account on you. Well, that’s about to change. No, not really, but we’re going to be active on our Facebook account. Huzzah!

There will certainly be more discussion on what’s hot and who’s hot. We’ll probably share our feelings, more photos, or whatever it is you kids do on Facebook. So, with that we ask that you “like” us on Facebook! We promise we won’t be annoying about it. Promise.

If anything, your friends will be impressed and you enemies will be envious.

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Lucky us, we were given the opportunity to attend a special tasting event for the new Guinness Black Lager, which is set to be available nationwide this September.

The new Black Lager is an exciting addition to the Guinness family. Personally, we were big fans of its crisp flavor. We also liked that it was served chilled and straight from the bottle. It had a light and refreshing taste.

Along with the tasting we were given an opportunity to speak with Guinness Master Brewer Fergal Murray, who undoubtedly has the greatest job in the world! Follow us after the jump for video from the event and an interview with the Master Brewer himself!

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As if you didn’t have to work hard enough on this Monday afternoon, we decided to throw you a pop quiz.

You’ve got two choices. Would you rather spend the day with access to LeAnn Rimes’ tight body  or would you rather spend the day having David Beckham’s beach body as your own?

One rule: You get Beckham’s body but not his wife. You have to work for this one!

Well?

I’ve never been to prison, but like you, I expect to one day find myself locked up. With that in mind, I often prepare myself for the future by watching such TV shows as Lockup and Lockup Raw and Lockup Extended Stay and Locked Up Abroad. I’m always one to stay ahead of the game.

While I consider myself a quick learner, a master learner, of sorts, I feel like I’m well-versed enough in letting you all know the tricks on surviving your time in prison. I can’t tell you what to do, but I can definitely tell you what NOT to do.

These are my 5 absolute tips on what you should NOT do while in prison. Listen up, this will save your life one day.

Do NOT Act Like a Cry Baby

You’re in prison, now act like it! Be a man and don’t cry. No one likes a cry baby to begin with. Now think about what you’ve done, which is probably some soft insider trading, and own up to it.

Don’t Drop ANYTHING

Hey, don’t drop the soap, right? That’s funny. Well, I’m hear to tell you not to drop anything! Just because you have clothes on doesn’t mean you aren’t going to get some prison insider trading if you bend over and pick up that shiv you just dropped. Note: This advice extends to the streets as well. Especially when you’re dancing.

Do Not Let Them Know You’re a Former Game Show Host (Slash) Pedophile

This guy is not going to survive in prison…

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By the way, in prison apparently pedophiles are also known as “chesters” (I get it!), “tree jumpers” (umm..) and “short eyes.” I think we can also add “Canadian Game Show Host” to the list now.

Do NOT Trust Anyone Named Jacoby Smith

This is the dude who beat up his legless/armless girlfriend (yes, no limbs!) in “self-defense!”

“She’ll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs,” Smith told the Pioneer Press.

Sure she did, bro. This guy cannot be trusted, under any circumstances. Also not to be trusted: Anyone. That seems like a prison rule of thumb.

Do NOT Join in When the Other Prisoners Break Into Song

Now you’re just asking for it. And that’s not a chick you’re dancing with. Long hair no longer means “benefit of the doubt.” Long hair in prison usually means “on the market and actively looking!”

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Meet Linzy Kay, everyone. She is a 21-year-old model and college student, who happens to be our featured model of the week.  Why don’t we let her tell you more about who Linzy Kay is.

My name is Linzy Kay, I am 21 years old, and I have been modeling for just 3 months! So I am new to the industry, but reaching my goal very quickly!  My ultimate goal is to be a well-known swimsuit and fashion model and be seen in well-known magazines and calenders. I want to be a positive role model as well.

I am a student majoring in Chemistry and also in a sorority :0  I like to play tennis and cook when I am not slaving away modeling and studying. My favorite food is Mexican and Hungarian, since I am hungarian. I am very easy going and relaxed. I like to stay beautiful inside and out .

With that, join us for a few quick questions with Linzy and a full photo gallery. She’s well worth your attention!

What made you want to study Chemistry?
I am just good at it. Everyone gives me a crazy look when I say I major in it because it can be very hard. But just like anyone else who picks their major… I was good at it and liked it.

What’s your ideal photoshoot?
I like to do beach shoots. I like the water, and I can get a tan at the same time.

What’s your favorite dish to cook?
It is a Hungarian dish called “Chicken Paprikash.” Is has chicken with a creamy sauce and dumplings… it is soo good!  My grandma taught me how to make it.

Do you have a favorite model?
My favorite model is Holly Madison. She is gorgeous, yet has a great head on her!

How do you like to relax?
When i have time, I love to take long naps.

It’s safe to call this a tease, but we’re also pretty sure you can call it a fetish. Something about long hair and topless women. You fill in the fetish blanks for us. Thanks.

We felt that celebrating women with long hair covering their topless bodies was a great way to spend our afternoon. So we put together a gallery depicting said image. It makes us wish we had a pair of scissors… and some special powers where you can cut women’s hair through the Internet. Oh, better yet, how about a fan!

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Living life in stills and screen-caps can really confuse things. Like, in this particular case, where we ask whether or not these women are sneezing or having an orgasm. Someone needs to ask it. And while we weren’t there for each and every one of these instances (just the orgasm ones!), we’ll have to go by photo description. It’s not the hardest little quiz, but you’ll have to admit there are some questionable ones in there.

So, now we ask, are these women sneezing or having an orgasm? Play along!