DO IT! F-Listed Snatch Satisfaction Survey

Hey peckers and clams! Because it’s all for you, would you please be so kind as to do a short survey on the site and ways it can be improved? It would make me feel warm in the all the right spots!  It will only take a few minutes!

Click here for our survey. Thank you!!!

XOXO

Melysa

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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES…..

Hey boys and girls, we’re having some technical difficulties with the site right now. Don’t worry, we’ll be back soon. In the meantime, give your nether region some love! But if you already gave your fur bus or your third eye some love care of YouPorn today, and work is dragging, hit me up in the comments section. We’ll banter about whatever. Dreams, money, the recession, movies, music, porn, food. Whatever pops into your head. (Not that one!)

XOXO

Melysa

F-Listed Wishes You All a Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, everyone!

May the new year bring us plenty of sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll! Oh, and money. That would be pretty sweet, too. Thank you to all our fellow readers who have been fans of F-Listed over the last year. The site’s been around for a year and a half and has nearly 3 million hits per month thanks to you boys and girls. I’m happy to finally put my dirty mouth to good use (other then, well, you know) and  I love, love, love it when I you guys e-mail me to tell me how much you love the site or, yes, even when you write me and tell me you want to see my Rican rack. In any case, on behalf of all us here at F-Listed, I hope all of you are in the presence of good company tonight and that all your dreams come true in the new year. 

XOXO

Melysa

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Feliz Navidad From All of Us At F-Listed

Merry Christmas, my dearest d!cks and cl!ts.

Hope everyone is keeping warm, surrounded by those they love, and with a stiff drink in hand! I’m about to head off to my titi‘s house here in Puerto Rico, where I will be stuffing my pretty little face with arroz con gandules and pernil (i.e., yellow saffron rice with pigeon peas and delicious roasted pork). This is no time to worry about one’s weight! 

Again, Merry Christmas, but before I jump in the shower and head out the door, I leave you with some sexy pics of UK model Imogen Thomas in some cheery Christmas lingerie. ¡Felicidades!

XOXO

Melysa

F-Listed

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Top 25 F-Listed Posts Of 2008: #s 19-15

Well, my dearest d!cks and cl!ts, 2008 is nearly over and what better way to remember the year than a recap of the year’s highlights.  During the coming weeks I will be compiling the hottest posts throughout the year for all of us to reminisce with. So here, is the Top 19-15 F-Listed Posts that generated the most traffic for 2008. Click on the post titles below to redirect you to the original post. Enjoy!

Check out the Top 25- 20 posts here.

Top Posts #19 – 15 in 3….2…1….

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Top 25 F-Listed Posts Of 2008: #s 25-20

Well, my dearest d!cks and cl!ts, 2008 is nearly over and what better way to remember the year than a recap of the year’s highlights.  During the coming weeks I will be compiling the hottest posts throughout the year for all of us to reminisce with. So here, is the first of many posts to come, the Top 25-20 F-Listed Posts that generated the most traffic for 2008. Click on the post titles below to redirect you to the original post. Enjoy!

Top Posts #25 – 20 in 3….2…1….

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F-Listed's Newest Snatch Talker, Sabrina C.!

Happy Motherf^cking Saturday, d!cks and cl!ts!

Once again I’d like to say sorry for the site being down for most of the past week.  No worries though, as of today our new snatch talker Sabrina C. will be here to make each of your nether regions tingle over the weekends.

So you know all those salacious photos we show you promoting the female figure, and those juicy buzz clips on Hollyweird’s leading ladies? Yeah, you can know get all that every day.  How sweet is that?

Get your snatch on with F-Listed 7 days a week.

Read below to learn more about the newest member of the F-Listed family in this short Q&A with weekend snatch talker extraordinaire, Sabrina C.!

XOXO

Melysa

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Name/Alias: Sabrina See/Sabrina C.

Tell us a little bit about yourself. If they’re famous and have been to Los Angeles in the past 10 years I’ve partied with them. I was born and raised in Hollywood, California. I survived off a trust fund after my parents drove themselves off a cliff in a suicide love pact. But it’s a recession and I have no plans of moving out of my Malibu mansion so now I’m here sharing certain secrets on Flisted!

What song best describes you in a nutshell and why? I Touch Myself by The Divinyls, ‘nuff said.

If you could be any female celebrity, who would it be and why? I guess I’d be Sally Fields cause that bitch is crazy. Crazy and totally close to death. So I could fucking get this life overwith.

What about if you could swap DNA with any celebrity, who would it be and why? I was going to say Brad Pitt, but he’s totally old and boring now. I guess I’ll have to say Gerard Butler cause that asshole looks like he would hand out a punch and a fuck for breakfast.

Be honest, exactly how much do you love the penis? DICK, it’s what’s for dinner.

Finish this sentence: Breasts are ___________. Breasts are for milking, and if not that, they’re useful for achieving total world domination.

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WIN A $15 VISA GIFT CARD, TAKE OUR SURVEY!

Calling all d!cks and cl!ts,

If you recall, last month I asked your opinion on use of the word “fish taco.” Well, this time we’ve decided to take it a step further and really give you guys a chance to tell us what satisfies you with our F-Listed Customer Satisfaction Survey*.

Besides helping your beloved, filthy-mouthed lady friend (i.e., me!), three of you lucky bastards will be randomly selected as winners of a $15 Visa Gift Card this Friday. That will easily buy you a twelve-pack of imported beer and a quick round of “just the tip” with the chick from across the hall.

Click HERE to participate in our survey and a chance to win $15!

*Survey takes less than 2 mins. to complete.