The Ladies of ‘Modern Family’: Julie Bowen, Sofia Vergara and Sarah Hylander at the Emmy Awards

‘Modern Family’ won just about every comedy award at last night’s Emmy Awards. It was pretty sad. Not that we don’t care for the show, but we’re not on the same page as those who think it’s a must-watch TV show. It’s cute and all, but we’re not going out of our way to watch it.

That said, we do love the women of ‘Modern Family.’ Especially Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara, who both looked smoking hot last night. Sarah Hayden, who plays Julie Bowen’s daughter on the show, looked pretty sexy as well. And yes, she’s 20 years old and engaged, so it’s not so creepy to look and stare. Well, it’s creepy, but legal!

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Christina Hendricks Brought Her Cleavage to the Primetime Emmy Awards

No doubt we expected to see Christina Hendricks busting out of her gown at last night’s Emmy Awards. And of course we were looking forward to it. That’s why we’re happily giving Ms. Hendricks and her cleavage their own separate post. These are the goods you were looking for when you woke up this morning.

The thing about Hendricks, though, is that she’s really taking the “wow” factor out of these photos because now it feels like showing up to Thanksgiving dinner and seeing turkey on the table. No real surprise anymore. That said, the photos are pretty enjoyable! Take the leap and marvel in the hefty goodness that is Christina Hendricks’ cleavage.

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The World According to Larry David in a 2-Minute Video

If you watch the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” then you know there are certain societal rules that need to be followed under any and all circumstances, according to Larry David. From line abuse to the unwritten rules of ice cream sampling, Larry David has society figured out. And thanks to the people over at Vulture, we now have those rules in one complete two-minute video. (We’ll spare you the “pretty, pretty, pretty good” jokes.)

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NBC Thinks You Are Ready for a TV Sitcom Called ‘My Best Friend is a Lesbo’

It’s about time we finally got a sitcom about “lesbos,” right bros? I totally love “lesbos”! Hell, I consider myself an honorary “lesbo.”

Wait, someone explain this to me. Is it OK to call lesbians “lesbos” or is that derogatory? I honestly have no idea, but it sounds derogatory to me. Isn’t it like calling someone a “homo”? It is, isn’t it? So why, then, is NBC writing a show called “My Best Friend is a Lesbo”?

Details:

The project, from Warner Bros TV and Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage’s studio-based Fake Empire, is about two best female friends — one straight, the other gay — who become roommates and help each other navigate life, love, and dating in Los Angeles. The semi-autobiographical comedy is based on the real-life friendship of writers and longtime roommates Sascha Rothchild and Randi Barnes, who will co-pen the script together.

Sounds like something I’d watch. Listen, I’ve got no beef with lesbian programming, but the “lesbo” thing still gets me. Can’t you just call her a “lesbian”?

In honor of this new show, let’s take a look at the best lesbian moments in TV history, complete with lesbian music! Hooray!

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Minka Kelly Does Not Want You To Take Her Picture

Minka Kelly was photographed chasing down a man with a camera… on the set of her new show Charlie’s Angels. I bet deep down inside she’s got the urge to chase down the paparazzi, especially after her split with singles-hitter Derek Jeter. Now, with everyone wondering who she’ll date next, the Minka Kelly pap-photos are going to come shooting in. Every time she’s seen around town with another man or if she’s caught on set chasing some extra who “didn’t sign up for this,” the speculation will fly!

How about she just dates Alex Rodriguez. I think that would really get Jeter all riled up. What, two of his exes dating each other!? Say what?!?

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Elisabetta Canalis Is Our Favorite to Win the New Season of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ [Photos]

So last night the new cast of ‘Dancing With the Stars’ was announced, and while we’re still hoping that one day ABC will define the word “star” for us, it appears that at the very least we have a favorite contestant.

We’re proud to say that here at F-Listed we’ve done our part at posting photos of Elisabetta Canalis, best known for being one of George Clooney’s former toys. Not to be confused with Nancy Grace who he may or may not have banged in the past.

While we won’t necessarily watch the show and we have a feeling that Canalis will be gone before we even realize she’s there, we’ll admit that we finally have a reason to root for someone on this show. Although Ron Artest does come in a close second… ‘Dancing With the Deranged?’

Here’s a look at the best of Elisabetta Canalis. Let’s hope she sticks around for a while. That show can definitely use some eye-candy.

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Kim Kardashian, Demi Lovato and the Cast of ‘The Jersey Shore’ Bring Cleavage to the MTV Video Music Awards

Good to see that Kim Kardashian made sure she was back from her honeymoon in time to attend the 2011 MTV Music Awards. Priorities! Because with out her and her talents, the show would have certainly been lagging. After all, the release of her 2011 album… oh, wait, what is she doing there again? Right, she had to bring her “two friends” to the red carpet and make sure she got them photographed. Because if you don’t have an actual talent, showing some cleavage is the only way we’ll continue to talk about you. Well-played, Ms. Humphries.

Also letting the the girls out for the VMAs was former drunk Demi Lovato and the cast of ‘The Jersey Shore,’ who also had to sit with the rest of the “what are you doing here?” guests in attendance.

Enjoy the photos!

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You Can’t Make This Up: Some Dude From the ‘Bachelor Pad’ With the Worst/Best Moment in Reality TV

Meet Kasey. He’s on the TV show ‘The Bachelor Pad’ and he’s, well insane. He also happens to be dating a woman named Vienna who takes crazy to a whole new level. I mean, whole new level.

Without knowing much about what’s happening here, apparently this dude has been dating this chick for some six months, so he decided to get her a “promise ring” and write her a sh*tty song. What a lucky lady!

This song is so terrible, it crosses the line into “the funniest thing I’ve ever seen” territory. Can you imagine doing something stupid like this on TV? I guess most people can, but that’s besides the point. Check out this dude’s froggy voice. It’s pretty damn funny.

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Watch As Regis Philbin Calls Erin Andrews a ‘Great Tight End’ [Video]

In case you weren’t on Twitter this morning, you may have missed the announcement that Erin Andrews was filling in for Kelly Ripa on the ‘Regis and Kelly’ show this morning.  The show, for those of you who did miss it, got off to an awkward start. It seems as if Regis was up all night watching her peep-hole video because he totally seemed off his game. He went from calling her a “big hunk of woman” to calling her a “great tight end.” We agree with the tight end comment, but a ‘hunk of woman?’ Not sure about that one. To be fair, it’s been a quite a while since Regis has been in the company of a hot girl.

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Show Is Over For Kate Gosselin; Plus, 8 Photos That Define The Gosselin Family

In sad news, TLC has gone and cancelled the show ‘Kate Plus 8,’ now forcing Kate Gosselin to find new ways to exploit her $children$. Same goes for TLC, who needs to find yet another show in which they can exploit children — or little people, as they like to be called — to the point where they spend the rest of their lives in drug rehab and family therapy.

With this, we decided to post the 8 photos that define the Gosselin family. They’re not the most flattering, but then again this is Jon and Kate Gosselin we’re talking about. On to the 8!

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