You knew someone was going to do it, right? And, I guess, if you wanted to put some money on it you’d probably think it wouldbe Maria Menounos. Honestly, I can’t think of another female attendee at last night’s Golden Globes who would have dropped to her knees to ‘Tebow.’ Maybe Kim Kardashian? For the right price?

I guess it was all in good fun, and hell she looked pretty damn good doing it. So, I can’t complain. Check out the guns and buns, after the jump!

Yeah, so the 2012 Golden Globes were last night and a bunch of people lost, while some others won awards. Hurrah for awards! In case you’re interested, here’s a list of winners (big ups Peter Dinklage!). We could probably spend the morning arguing against some of those who took home hardware last night, but that’s not why we’re here.

This morning we decided to put together a nice little gallery of the lovely ladies from last night’s ceremony. From Jessica Alba to Kate Beckinsale to to Emma Stone, all the way to Victoria Justice and Kim Kardashian. Lots of ladies!

Morena Baccarin is making a lot of noise for her look, but we’re still not sure who our consensus “Best Dressed” is. What say you guys?

A lot of sexy broads out and about last night at the 38th People’s Choice Awards. Not that you watched, or anything. But that’s why we’re here. We figured we’d do a photo round-up, giving you a look at the best of the best from the red carpet.

From Miley Cyrus to Vanessa Hudgens to Demi Lovato, all of who were donning some nice cleavage. We also had a consensus in the office that Julianna Hough looked pretty sleek and super hot. Take the jump with us to see these ladies, plus Kristen Bell, Lucy Hale, Nina Dobrev and more!

So, now that we know Zooey Deschanel is single, we can take a stab at making a run at her. We know her likes (indie rock, ironic pale dudes) and her dislikes (ok, maybe we don’t know her dislikes). Now, we just need an approach. She’s super cute, artistic, funny (maybe) and has a steady job. We can’t imagine she makes all that much… wait, what? She has how much money??

Details:

– Zooey — who stars in “New Girl” — makes an average of $95,000 a month
– Her expenses average $22,550 a month
– She has 3 credit cards … AmEx, Visa and Mastercard, all of which have a 0 balance.
– She has $1,578,000 in the bank
– Zooey has an additional $1,645,000 in stocks, bonds, etc.
– Zooey has real and personal property valued at $693,300

As for what she spends a month, Zooey says she drops $1,000 on groceries and household supplies, $500 eating out (really?), $800 on utilities, $300 for her various phones and email accounts, $600 in laundry and cleaning, $2,000 for clothes.

She’s hotter today than she was yesterday, huh? Yeah, admit it. You just adjusted your collar when you realized you were looking at a cute girl with bank. We see you!

Apparently she also donates $1,500 a month to charity. How nice. So, where do you stand?

It’s time to give away some awesome gear, guys and gals! The fine people from the hit television show ‘Burn Notice‘ want to supply you with some $200 worth of awesome swag. Join us after the jump for what you win and how you win it!

The Burn Notice prize pack has a $200 value and includes:

§  Custom Tote Bag

§  Season 4 DVD

§  Bar Set

§  Mojitos 101 Book

§  Burn Notice T-Shirt

§  Burn Notice Hat

BURN NOTICE is back with all-new episodes Thursdays at 10/9c on USA Network, which means BIG action and even BIGGER explosions are in store. This high-octane hit series stars Jeffrey Donovan as Michael Westen, a blacklisted spy banished to sun-soaked Miami with his beautifully hot-tempered girlfriend (Gabrielle Anwar) and goofy partner-in-crime (cult icon Bruce Campbell). This week’s episode is full of secrets – with Michael on a CIA rescue mission for a scientist kidnapped by an African druglord, he doesn’t know who to trust.

All you need to do is hop on Facebook and “like” us, maybe post on our wall, send us a sexy pic, tell us about your favorite ‘Burn Notice’ moment… You know, the sexy pic thing probably will help! We mean, really help!

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It’s as simple as that! So, check out F-Listed on Facebook and make sure you tune into ‘Burn Notice’ Thursday at 10/9c on USA Network!

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It appears that the four-year relationship between X Factor judge and her Formula One racing ex, Lewis Hamilton, is officially over. How very sad. Yet, how very fortunate for you. With the relationship now done-zo, this only means that she’s ready for a rebound. That’s where you come in.

Lewis has finally gone public and seems to have given his ex permission to move forward. What a good man.

For real:

Lewis said: “We’re friends at least and we can move forward. It’s never easy going through tough times.

“It’s these kind of times that are sent to try you, and it’s about how you pull through them. I’ve my family who are helping, so I feel pretty good.”

Forward is you. Forward is all of us. And in honor of Ms. Scherzinger moving forward, let’s take a look at the 15 sexiest photos of Scherzinger that the Internet has to offer!

Ok, so maybe there isn’t a simple solution to solving world peace, but this is a good start.

In case you haven’t already, meet Jesinta Campbell. She was Miss Universe Australia 2010 and apparently is now a contestant on the hit reality TV show The Apprentice Australia. Here she is sexing it up, showing off her smoking hot body while washing some cars–for charity!

I never really got into the whole Apprentice show. It just seems far too ridiculous for my taste. Especially the celebrity version. Mainly because it never seems as if they have actual celebrities on the show, and probably moreso because if you were an actual celebrity you wouldn’t be begging Donald Trump for a job.

Anyway, here are some sexy shots of “celebrity” Jesinta Campbell washing cars in her bikini. I tell you, she is pretty damn hot. Good luck trying to fire her, Mr. Trump.

Check out some nice backside shots… and some sweet ride, after the jump!

Poppy Montgomery has the redhead hotness camp on lockdown. She’s on top of the carrot-top game. So when we heard that she invited Esquire into her home for their Me In My Place series, we were excited to see what color her drapes were!

In case you’re not familiar with Ms. Montgomery, you’ll probably get to know her better when her new show, ‘Unforgettable,’ airs sometime over the next week or so. Can you believe she’s 36 years old, and Australian!? Hard to imagine.

Take a look at the best of Ms. Montgomery (with no pants on!), after the jump! Damn she’s got great legs…

In case you missed ‘Dancing With the Stars’ last night, here is the performance from America’s Sweetheart (choke!!) Hope Solo and her barely-there outfit. Wait, you missed her performance last night? No way you were watching Monday Night Football, were you? How dare you?!

Anyway, check out Solo’s outfit first and then maybe her footwork. Girl can dance! Maybe?

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‘Modern Family’ won just about every comedy award at last night’s Emmy Awards. It was pretty sad. Not that we don’t care for the show, but we’re not on the same page as those who think it’s a must-watch TV show. It’s cute and all, but we’re not going out of our way to watch it.

That said, we do love the women of ‘Modern Family.’ Especially Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara, who both looked smoking hot last night. Sarah Hayden, who plays Julie Bowen’s daughter on the show, looked pretty sexy as well. And yes, she’s 20 years old and engaged, so it’s not so creepy to look and stare. Well, it’s creepy, but legal!