Poppy Montgomery Invites Esquire Into Her Home and Forgets to Put Her Pants On [Photos]

Poppy Montgomery has the redhead hotness camp on lockdown. She’s on top of the carrot-top game. So when we heard that she invited Esquire into her home for their Me In My Place series, we were excited to see what color her drapes were!

In case you’re not familiar with Ms. Montgomery, you’ll probably get to know her better when her new show, ‘Unforgettable,’ airs sometime over the next week or so. Can you believe she’s 36 years old, and Australian!? Hard to imagine.

Take a look at the best of Ms. Montgomery (with no pants on!), after the jump! Damn she’s got great legs…

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Hope Solo and Her Barely-There Outfit on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ [Video]

In case you missed ‘Dancing With the Stars’ last night, here is the performance from America’s Sweetheart (choke!!) Hope Solo and her barely-there outfit. Wait, you missed her performance last night? No way you were watching Monday Night Football, were you? How dare you?!

Anyway, check out Solo’s outfit first and then maybe her footwork. Girl can dance! Maybe?

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Gwyneth Paltrow, Olivia Munn, Katie Holmes and the Sexy Ladies of the 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards [Photos]

There were plenty of beautiful women out and about at last night’s Emmy Awards, and after having posted a select few this morning and spent the last 5 or 6 hours thumbing through photos of said women, we went and compiled the best of the best right here in one place. These are the ladies you know and love, and the ones you would love to know!

Gwyneth Paltrow wore a see-through dress. Olivia Munn showed a little side-boob. Maria Menounos showed off her expensive earrings. Heidi Klum looked like a swan. Kate Winslet had some deep cleavage. Cobie Smulder looked pretty sexy. Julianne Hough was rocking a bump. There was a lot of action!

So follow us, as we take a look at the best looking broads from last night’s Emmy Awards. Pretty good stuff, if you ask us.

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The Ladies of ‘Modern Family’: Julie Bowen, Sofia Vergara and Sarah Hylander at the Emmy Awards

‘Modern Family’ won just about every comedy award at last night’s Emmy Awards. It was pretty sad. Not that we don’t care for the show, but we’re not on the same page as those who think it’s a must-watch TV show. It’s cute and all, but we’re not going out of our way to watch it.

That said, we do love the women of ‘Modern Family.’ Especially Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara, who both looked smoking hot last night. Sarah Hayden, who plays Julie Bowen’s daughter on the show, looked pretty sexy as well. And yes, she’s 20 years old and engaged, so it’s not so creepy to look and stare. Well, it’s creepy, but legal!

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Christina Hendricks Brought Her Cleavage to the Primetime Emmy Awards

No doubt we expected to see Christina Hendricks busting out of her gown at last night’s Emmy Awards. And of course we were looking forward to it. That’s why we’re happily giving Ms. Hendricks and her cleavage their own separate post. These are the goods you were looking for when you woke up this morning.

The thing about Hendricks, though, is that she’s really taking the “wow” factor out of these photos because now it feels like showing up to Thanksgiving dinner and seeing turkey on the table. No real surprise anymore. That said, the photos are pretty enjoyable! Take the leap and marvel in the hefty goodness that is Christina Hendricks’ cleavage.

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Must Watch: 100 Greatest ‘Shut Ups’ in Films [Video]

I wish I was as smart and in-the-know as the dude or dudes who make these videos. I mean, I know what films most of the clips are taken from, but I would never have been able to think of 100 ‘Shut Ups!’ and wouldn’t even know where to begin! It stresses me out just thinking about it.

Here, with great pleasure, we give you the 100 Greatest ‘Shut Ups!’ in Films. This is good! Oh, and if you’re sensitive to language, the video is NSFW. Sorry!

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Movie News: ‘Creature’ Breaks Record For Lowest Grossing Opening Weekend [Video]

If you haven’t heard of the film ‘Creature,’ you’re probably not alone. If you’ve seen the movie, well, you’re pretty much alone. This weekend ‘Creature,’ a low-budget horror film about a killer creature who attacks some kids in the woods, completely bombed in the box office. How bad was it?

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A box office record was set over the weekend, though not the good kind. The low budget horror movie Creature opened on 1,507 screens and grossed only $331,000. That makes it the lowest grossing opening weekend on record for a single movie opening on more than 1,500 screens.

The World According to Larry David in a 2-Minute Video

If you watch the TV show “Curb Your Enthusiasm” then you know there are certain societal rules that need to be followed under any and all circumstances, according to Larry David. From line abuse to the unwritten rules of ice cream sampling, Larry David has society figured out. And thanks to the people over at Vulture, we now have those rules in one complete two-minute video. (We’ll spare you the “pretty, pretty, pretty good” jokes.)

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NBC Thinks You Are Ready for a TV Sitcom Called ‘My Best Friend is a Lesbo’

It’s about time we finally got a sitcom about “lesbos,” right bros? I totally love “lesbos”! Hell, I consider myself an honorary “lesbo.”

Wait, someone explain this to me. Is it OK to call lesbians “lesbos” or is that derogatory? I honestly have no idea, but it sounds derogatory to me. Isn’t it like calling someone a “homo”? It is, isn’t it? So why, then, is NBC writing a show called “My Best Friend is a Lesbo”?

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The project, from Warner Bros TV and Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage’s studio-based Fake Empire, is about two best female friends — one straight, the other gay — who become roommates and help each other navigate life, love, and dating in Los Angeles. The semi-autobiographical comedy is based on the real-life friendship of writers and longtime roommates Sascha Rothchild and Randi Barnes, who will co-pen the script together.

Sounds like something I’d watch. Listen, I’ve got no beef with lesbian programming, but the “lesbo” thing still gets me. Can’t you just call her a “lesbian”?

In honor of this new show, let’s take a look at the best lesbian moments in TV history, complete with lesbian music! Hooray!

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Power Lunch: In Which We Celebrate Danielle Kn, Matthew Fox’s Mugshot and Dane Cook’s Girlfriend

Get to Know Danielle Kn [Photos] (Uncoached)

The Best Thing You Will See Today: The GIF to End All GIFs (DirtyRotten)

101 Greatest ESPN Gameday Signs [Photos] (Busted Coverage)

This Dude is 27 Inches Tall at 25 Years Old (Bossip)

Matthew Fox’s WTF Mugshot! Holy… (FamousMisfortune)

Lupe Fiasco “Generation Lasers” Tour Dates and News (HipHopWired)

Dane Cook’s Girlfriend Cameltoe (Drunken Stepfather)

Where’s The Little Girl??!!?? [Video] (Brosome)

Tiffany Ryan Raises the Bar [Photos] (DJ Mick)

The Five Best and Worst Players Moves in Fantasy Football History (The Smoking Jacket)

Australian Morning Shows Tries to Break Pizza Slapping World Record [Video] (Guyism)

This—> Guy Dancing at St. Louis Cardinals Game Rules [Video] (Unathletic)