Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pics From Above. No, Seriously

Well these Brooklyn Decker photos are special. Heavenly, even. Sent from above. No, actually taken from above. Same thing. Right?

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She has forged a successful acting career but Brooklyn Decker first rose to fame thanks to a spot in Sports Illustrated magazine.

And the 24-year-old today showed off the enviable figure that got her there.

She was spotted sunning herself poolside in Sydney dressed in a black bandeau bikini that was embellished with silver beads.

Yeah, I’m totally envious of her figure. The things I would do if I had a body like that… You don’t even want to know.

Let’s embrace Ms. Decker and thank her for taking great care of her heavenly body. Shall we?

What Do an OId Hippie and a Busty Lauren Pope Have in Common?

The answer is simple: both the the old hippie and Lauren Pope got to stare at Chloe Sims’ hot ass this weekend! Gah-damn.

If there were ever a time where we wished we were old, dirty and wrapped in hemp, this would be it. We imagine this dude must have thought you hit the jackpot with whatever he just got finished smoking. Hell, this will ensure that he never quits smoking weed. Well done, Ms. Sims.

Plus, this is the perfect advertisement for rollerblading, at a time when the “sport” needs it the most. Jackpot.

Miley Cyrus Upskirt Photos.. And It Appears as if She’s Not Wearing Any Underwear [NSFW]

So, there is an interesting development going on here. It appears as if the Internet has gotten a hold of some Miley Cyrus upskirt photos. And, well, wouldn’t you believe, in said photos she isn’t wearing any underwear. At least that’s the look. Some are assuming she has on flesh-colored undies, but I’m not buying it. They look NSFW to me!

Welp…

For NSFW close-up shot, jump once more!

Sara Jean Underwood Gets Undressed, And Let’s Esquire Witness the Hotness

The fine team over at Esquire put together some “Hottest Chick of 2012″ tournament on their website and, well, they’ve announced the winner. It’s none other than Sara Jean Underwood. And in celebration of her victory, she took off her clothes and let them in her house for a “Me In My Place” shoot. Underwood in her underwear giving us over wood… This is great.

Miley Cyrus Running in Tight Pants and a Bra

Damn, Miley Cyrus is a running machine, isn’t she? This chick is just always running. How about relaxing for a minute, get fat like the rest of us and… Nah, we’re kidding. We wouldn’t care about you if you were fat, so keep on running. And keep wearing those skimpy outfits. Please.

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Yesterday she paraded around her extremely toned abs in a tiny workout top.

Today Miley Cyrus gave the world an eyeful of the blue lace bra that she was wearing under a heavily slashed t-shirt.

She has been working out like a maniac and as the pounds continue to melt off her already slim frame she clearly wants to flaunt the results.

Don’t you dare go changing, you beautiful piece of ass, you!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Provides Two Strong Reasons to Watch ‘The Client List’

It’s not that I’m going to watch “The Client List,” but I’m at least thinking about it. No, that’s not true. I’m thinking about Jennifer Love Hewitt and her amazing rack. Where have those things been hiding? She really broke them out over the last few months. Perfect timing, I suppose. Nothing says “watch my TV show” like breaking out the big guns. Right, Christina Hendricks?

In Other Upskirt News, Here are Photos of Christina Milian

Earlier we had a Kate Middleton upskirt moment, which will surely shake the Internet today. Now, though, we bring you a just as lovely, yet less… Royal? Behold the adorableness and beauty of Christina Milian. And, while you’re at it, enjoy her ever so lovely upskirt moment from yesterday. Pretty damn good.

I do almost feel bad for posting this, only because Milian is so damn adorable. But, this is what you come here for, so… we post.

Nina Agdal Provides All the More Reason For Us to Dislike the Jonas Brothers

So, in case you missed it, swimsuit model Nina Agdal, who is having quite the year, is dating Joe Jonas. Not that they’re having sex, right? Aren’t those kids still rocking the whole “we’re virgins” thing? Anyway, he’s probably tapping it, which only makes us wonder what life could have been had our parents been Jonas’. Sigh.

Here are photos of Ms. Agdal showing off her body at some beach volleyball event. Probably just after she let Joe Jonas lose his virginity to her… Or, in reality, probably after she became the the-thousandth chick he’s slept with this year. More like Wilt Chamber-Jonas… Am I right?!

Is This Lauren Stoner Bikini Pic the Photo of the Year?

Sure, it already has some stiff competition, but this Lauren Stoner pic has to at least be in the running for photo of the year, right?

It’s been quite the year for Ms. Stoner already. So, this would only be a little icing on the cake if she can manage to take home the title of “ass photo” of the year. Best of luck to you, Ms. Stoner! We imagine there is still some stiff competition to come.

Your Daily Adorable: Indiana Evans in a Bikini

A few days back we brought you the stunning photos of Indiana Evans doing her thing while filming the re-make of the “Blue Lagoon.” Complete hottie alert, ya’ll. And while we vowed never to see this Lifetime movie, we did give Ms. Evans nothing but our utmost respect and undivided attention. That’s how we roll.

So, enjoy this super adorable hottie, because after the Internet gets done with her she’s going to be a household name. Say you knew her when!