Russell Simmons Plays Grab Ass With Girlfriend Melissa George

It was a big weekend for Russell Simmons and Melissa George. Hey, Simmons introduced his new girlfriend, George, to his ex-wife, Kimora Lee Simmons. That must have been awkward. “Hey, Kimora, meet my new upgrade. She’s a 10, right?”

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St. Barths is a home away from home for celebrities looking to escape the winter months, but it seems like this tropical beach is getting smaller and smaller… welcoming more run-ins between exes.

Awk-ward! I suppose that didn’t change things all that much, especially since Simmons and George were photographed in a grab-ass moment that made the couple look oh-so in love, as well as providing a priceless gotcha moment. Love the faces!

Take a look at Simmons getting all up in that ass, after the jump!

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Zoe Saldana Is Off The Market. She’s Dating.. (Crap).. Bradley Cooper

This blows. Zoe Saldana should not have to be anyone’s “beard,” let along Bradley Cooper’s. She’s better than that. Unfortunately, though, Cooper has her locked down. Joy.

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She became the envy of millions of women worldwide when photographs emerged of her locking lips with Bradley Cooper for upcoming movie The Words earlier this year.

And Zoe Saldana better get used to being the focus of the actor’s jealous female fans, as it has now been claimed the pair have become more than just friends following their celluloid hook up in June.

A source has claimed the pair have started to tell their friends and family that they are in a relationship, and were planning to spend the holidays together on a skiing break in the Rockies.

I guess once they finally sleep together and he finds out she doesn’t have a penis, she’ll probably be back on the market. Eh, who am I to player hate. Good for him, I guess. For us, all we have are these super sexy photos of Saldana>>>

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Steven Tyler’s Family Upset About Two Old Lesbians Kissing

I’m kidding, of course. It appears that Steven Tyler’s family is upset because he just got engaged to his 38-year-old girlfriend Erin Brady. Seeing as Tyler has a 33-year-old daughter, it might get a little awkward when Brady sends his daughter to her room for talking back to her. “You’re not my mother! I mean, we were in the same homeroom in high school!! I hate you!” Kids, right?

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Matthew McConaughey Makes An Honest Woman Out of Camila Alves [Photos]

In case you haven’t heard, bro Matthew McConaughey has asked his long-time girlfriend Camila Alves to be his bride. How sweet. Considering he already got her knocked up–twice!–this only seemed like the right thing to do, no?

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Matthew McConaughey is engaged to his long-term love and mother of his two children, Camila Alves.

The 42-year-old proposed to the Brazilian model and television performer on Christmas Day yesterday.

The actor shared the happy news with his fans on Twitter.

How lame. You had to do it on Twitter? Couldn’t you have forced People Magazine into paying $25-grand for the news? Would have been the smart thing to do, no?

Anyway, it seems as if Ms. Alves is now officially off the market. Sorry, bros. Time to move on. But, before we officially move on, let’s take a look at some of her best shots. Shall we? Alright, alright…

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Zoe Kravitz Rocks a Bikini Hard, Boasts One of the Best Rears Of the Year

Zoe Kravitz is rocking this bikini sooo hard. I mean, I’ve never actually looked at her “like that,” but after seeing her tight rear, it’s almost hard not to just give her all the props I can muster up. Except, though, I’m not comfortable with her banging that dude from “Gossip Girl.” It just feels wrong.

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They only went public with their relationship in October, when they were spotted strolling hand-in-hand in New York.

Now Zoe Kravitz and Penn Badgley appear to be enjoying a full blown romance.

The bikini clad X-Men: First Class actress and her Gossip Girl star beau were seen enjoying some poolside canoodling in Miami today.

That sucks. That dude just feels super douchie to me. Oh well. As long as he respects that booty, I can live him him tapping it. Damn. That dude? Anyway, check out some more photos of Ms. Kravitz, after the jump!

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Report: Lenardo DiCaprio is Banging Vicotria’s Secret Model Erin Heatherton

It looks like Leonardo DiCaprio has pulled in yet another serious talent, this time in Victoria’s Secret model Erin Heatherton. That son of a bitch. Hasn’t this dude had enough already? Does he need to continue to rub it in our faces?

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[After] admiring model Karlie Kloss at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show, being spotted out on the town with Australian models Alyce Crawford and Kendal Schuler and paddleboarding with Romanian beauty Madalina Ghenea, it seems that DiCaprio has finally settled on 22-year-old American Erin Heatherton.

The pair were spotted strolling through the grounds of the picturesque Vaucluse House last week.

Erin wore a long floral dress slit up to the thigh and a cropped jacket while Leo enjoyed his day off from shooting the period drama in jeans and a hoodie.

I would have been happen simply admiring one of those chicks from afar, let alone getting it in on all three. Well, there we have it, another unattainable woman off the market. I suppose it’s time to move. Though, it does seem like Karlie Kloss is now available. Huzzah!

Check out photos of Ms. Heatherton after the jump!

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Nicole Scherzinger and Her Deep Cleavage Get Wooed By ‘X Factor’ Host

Talk about boss, sons! Take a look at Nicole Scherzinger right here. What’s up, girl? I have to admit, I’ve pretty much taken Ms. Scherzinger for granted. Passing on some of her sets just because we’ve already seen enough of her… set. But, I couldn’t pass up posting these.

Here are some photos from the ‘X-Factor’ press conference from earlier in the week. Who cares what she talked about, right? Factor this! That’s what I’m talking about. Wouldn’t you just love to spend Christmas with Ms. Scherzinger? I wonder what she’s up to…

[Steve Jones] was banned from bedding his female colleagues by Simon Cowell.

But X Factor USA host tried his luck tonight with the sizzling Nicole Scherzinger, live on air during the X Factor USA final.

The Welsh Lothario, 34, cheekily asked Nicole if he could spend Christmas with her – after probing her on her holiday plans.

Ugh. What a loser (so says I, from behind the safety of my computer screen!). Whatever, I have plans anyway… Photos>>>

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Jennifer Ellison Steps Out in Her High Hells, a Tight Dress and an Awkward Smile

Typically when we’re posting on Jennifer Ellison it’s usually some photos or links to her topless tots on the cover of Nuts Magazine. Here, now, we have some classy little look from Ms. Ellison, complete with an awkward smile. “Yeah, over here, honey! Show us those whites… And I’m not talking about your teeth! Am I right, fellas?!!”

I almost wish she showed up to this event with Tim Tebow. That would have made this set that much better. But for some reason I don’t think Tebow’s boss (see: not John Elway) would approve. Enough about the Jeez, let takes a look at some sleek photos of Ms. Ellison and her… date. Whatever.

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Sorry Bros, But LeAnn Rimes Is Madly In Love

It appears that your dream to pull in a talent like LeAnn Rimes is now dead and gone. With the way she and her husband Eddie Cibirian are tossing around the PDAs, it’s going to be damn near impossible to crack that nut. Once they pull out the long, gazing looks and acting out scenes from the Titanic, it’s all over.

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Things got a lot hotter in Mexico yesterday as bikini-clad LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian put on a steamy display.

The loved-up couple couldn’t keep their hands nor lips off one another as they watched the sun go down on the balcony of their Cabo hotel.

Slipping her slim frame into yet another string bikini, LeAnn, 29 and Eddie, enjoyed cocktails at sunset.

What a bunch of drunks. Young drunks in love, yet drunks nonetheless. I can’t imagine that any of us are getting in there. Oh well, there’s other marginally talented hot chicks out there. Keep your head up, kiddo. Photos>>>

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Young Lesbian Love: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Bikini Pics From Mexico

You guys know what bikini-pool-time leads to when two young lesbians, in this case Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, get together with a camera and a little twinkle in their eyes. It leads to hand holding and more picture taking. If there was anyone I would bet against in getting it in in this scenario, it’s Bieber! Something just strikes me. Anyway, jump for some photo action!

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