Hayden Panettiere Proves to Be a True Patriot

Hey, anyone who stops in the middle of the street to recite the “Pledge of Allegiance” is alright in our book. Isn’t that what Hayden Panettiere is doing… No? Ok. We’re still pretty sure she’s a real patriot. In other news…

Hayden’s mom Lesleyrecently filed for divorce, TMZ reports.

Lesley’s estranged husband, Alan, was charged for striking Lesley in the face back in August of 2008; Lesley listed the date of separation as July of 2008.

That sucks. Sorry to hear. You know what, you’re our favorite little patriot, Hayden. We’ll get through this, together. Just give us a call. You know how to get in touch. Photos>>>

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Zooey Deschanel Is Single And.. Wait, She Has How Much Money?

So, now that we know Zooey Deschanel is single, we can take a stab at making a run at her. We know her likes (indie rock, ironic pale dudes) and her dislikes (ok, maybe we don’t know her dislikes). Now, we just need an approach. She’s super cute, artistic, funny (maybe) and has a steady job. We can’t imagine she makes all that much… wait, what? She has how much money??

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Chelsea Handler Is Now Single, Meaning Time to Break Out the Cleave [Photos]

According to Just Jared, late-night funny woman Chelsea Handler and her boyfriend Andre Balazs have split up. So, there you have it. Sad news for some, but for you, dear reader, this only means that now is your chance to make your move. She’s newly single and ready to mingle.

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Chelsea Handlerand her hotelier beau,Andre Balazs, have called split, a rep for the actress tells JustJared.com.

The 36-year-old funnywoman, who will hit the big screen early next year in This Means War, dated Andre for just under a year.

It’s no wonder she was rocking some low-cut one-piece this weekend at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York City. Ready to party, Ms. Handler? Of course you are.

Some dudes don’t necessarily feel Ms. Handler, but we’re totally down. She’s pretty funny, which really adds to her hotness. Plus, now she’s got money! The complete package. Make your move fellas or get out of the way. We might beat you to it!

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Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce: Here Now, Some Hot Photos for You Bachelors Out There

After just 72 days of what was likely the most awkward marriage in the history gold digger-dom, Kim Kardashian has finally filed for divorce from NBA “player” Kris Humphries.

Details, via TMZ:

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

That sucks, bro. Oh well, at least you can rebound… not from this marriage, you’re doomed, Kris, but you’re a pretty damn good rebounder. That should get you an Olsen twin or maybe one of the Lohans. At the very least.

Now that Ms. Kardashian is once again single, let’s take a look back at some of her hottest moments–including a Playboy spread–that the Internet has to offer. She’s probably looking for someone to comfort her, which is where you step in. So take a look at these pictures and let’s come up with a gameplan. You can totally bag her. Well, as long as you have a reality show or are willing to be a prop. To get to wake up next to that for 72 days, we’re in!

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A Cheaters Guide to Cheating: Featuring the Michaele Salahi Alleged ‘Kidnapping’

Funny story. Apparently, Michaele Salahi’s husband,Tareq Salahi, has told that police that his wife has been kidnapped! The horror! Here’s what we think happened…

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Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter Split Up: Now, Minka Kelly’s Sexiest Moments [Photos]

So you’ve probably heard the news that Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter have officially split up. Well, we happen to believe that this is good news for everyone involved, including you. First, you have Jeter who can now recycle Kelly with a fresh, new 20-year-old with a killer body. Not bad, Jeets. Second, this means that Minka Kelly is single and ready for a rebound. Meaning, she’s ready to date YOU!

Let’s gather around and talk about a gameplan here. We don’t want you going blindly at her. You need to know what she does and doesn’t like. Now, we don’t know Ms. Kelly personally, but we can tell you that we’re pretty certain she likes high-profile guys with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank. AND she probably wants some dude who every chick north of Florida and east of California wants to bang. So, if that’s you, let’s talk! We might be able to help you bag Ms. Kelly.

Until then, though, let’s take a look at her hottest moments!

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Jada Pinkett and Will Smith Have Separated: Now, Jada’s 10 Hottest Moments [Photos]

Sad to see it happen, but now that Jada Pinkett and Will Smith have split up we’re here to embrace Ms. Pinkett as a single lady. Holler!

It’s probably been quite some time since Ms. Pinkett has been courted, so we suggest you don’t drop some heavy lines on her, fellas. Plus, she’s probably not used to someone who is able to drop some serious game, which is good news for you. But before we get too far ahead of ourselves, let’s embrace the beauty that is Jada Pinkett Smith. Sure the ink isn’t quite dry, but we’ve waited long enough!

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Florence Brudenell-Bruce is Single; Enjoy These Photos!

It appears that Prince Harry has broken up with girlfriend Florence Brudenell-Bruce, which, of course, means that we need to embrace her as a single lady this morning. This is your chance, fellas, to get some royal sloppy seconds.

Details:

Prince Harry has ended his short romance with his latest sweetheart, underwear model Florence Brudenell-Bruce.

The split comes just two months after the pair got together and sources have revealed that the prince just doesn’t want to be ‘tied down’.

Miss Brudenell-Bruce – who used to go out with Formula 1′s Jenson Button – asked him to join her on holiday in Ibiza next month, but that will not now happen.

Free vacation! So, there’s also that. Gents, get to know Ms. Brudenell-Bruce and what tickles her fancy before reaching out. Our guess is that she’s into tea parties and crumpets and… The Clash? F-Listed, forever single. Sigh.

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In Single People News: The 10 Hottest Photos of Newly-Single Kate Bosworth

In case you missed the news yesterday, Kate Bosworth and her vampire boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard split up. Yes, that only means that Bosworth is now available to start dating… YOU! Believe that.

Details:

After nearly two years together, True Blood‘s Alexander Skarsgard and 21 actress Kate Bosworth have called it quits, Us Weekly has confirmed exclusively.

“It was very mutual,” a source tells the new issue of Us (on newsstands Wednesday). “And it happened a while ago.”

While Bosworth, 28, was photographed giving her ex,Orlando Bloom (now married to Miranda Kerr) a friendly hug on July 7, her Straw Dogs costar Skarsgard has been embracing his freedom.

There’s nothing like embracing ones freedom. Do enjoy yourself, Mr. Skarsgard. As for Ms. Bosworth, there’s nothing more exciting than posting a hot photo gallery of a newly-single woman. To which, we will do after the jump!

Here are the 10 hottest Kate Bosworth photos for your viewing>>>

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He Said, She Said: Did Ron Artest Sext A Female College Student A Photo of His Dong?

This is a pretty funny case of “he said, she said” between Ron Artest, nay, Metta World Peace and a female college student. In it, Artest had sent some pretty sexually awkward texts along with a photo of his Metta World dong.

You would typically think this story is a little curious, since not only have the Tweets been deleted, and the woman remained anonymous, but also because the story is coming straight from the folks over at Deadspin. We love the team over at Deadspin, have for some time now (there’s actually a photo of one of Team F-Listed member at the Deadspin one-year anniversary party), but we know that some often take what they report with a grain of salt. This story, however, seems to have its ends tied fairly tight.

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