I don’t really know how else to explain this, but when you look at these candids of Sofia Vergara it’s pretty clear that when she got up and got dressed this morning, she definitely forgot to put her underwear on this morning. Jump with us for a close-up shot!

Here she is arriving at the set of “Modern Family” wearing some see-through tights, exposing her dirty little secret.

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Arriving to set on time is an easy way to keep directors sweet.

But in her haste, Sofia Vergara appears to have forgotten to put on her underwear before heading to the Modern Family studios.

The brunette beauty looked effortlessly chic in black leggings and a shawl as she was spied unlocking the door to her white SUV.

Chic, sure. Cheek-y, most definitely. You have to believe that she just had no idea that her rump was spreading the thread far enough apart that it would expose her bare skin. That’s the true sign, however, of a lady having a healthy butt. It’s ability to pretty much destroy fabric, yet look so very hot. More>>>

Have you heard? Rihanna has a sex tape out there and it may or may nor be released… sometime… soon. Talk about breaking news!

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Hustler has confirmed that they have a sex tape of the Barbadian beauty in their posession, but the starlet is shooting it down.

Hustler said, “We have not made any decisions about what we are going to do with it yet.”

Reports claim the tape in question involved Rihanna and rapper J. Cole, who opened for the singer on her 2011 Loud tour.

We’ll see if this thing ever actually gets released or not–we happen to believe it won’t be–but it’s always fun to discuss things that may or may not ever happen!

Here, however, is why you should be rooting for its release>>>

Lady GaGa fooled everyone this week by going surfing in Mexico. Maybe because she did so while wearing “normal clothing” (read: a bikini) and not some bloody-bubbly-meaty costume — or something like that.

These photos are a little grainy, but you get the point. She actually looks pretty good up there on a surf board, rocking a little black bikini. I tell ya, if she wasn’t so GaGa she might be OK. Actually had a talk with a friend about GaGa last night and I think we both agreed that she’s Madonna-plus. Meaning, a over-sexualized non-traditionally sexy pop star. What say you?

Today is Madonna’s birthday, so, you know, wish her a happy birthday. For years, Madonna was a hot freak. I guess you can say she still is today. Maybe less hot and more freak. But we can dig it.

In honor of Madonna being a sexy 50-year-old we figured we’d toss up a video showing Madonna making out with two teenage girls (OK, maybe they were in their early 20s).

Click here to view the embedded video.

So close, but yet so far.

There’s nothing like getting all jazzed over an almost topless pics of Brooke Burke. We were so close! But, even as almost-topless galleries go, this is pretty good. They’re sound photos.

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This is a pretty funny case of “he said, she said” between Ron Artest, nay, Metta World Peace and a female college student. In it, Artest had sent some pretty sexually awkward texts along with a photo of his Metta World dong.

You would typically think this story is a little curious, since not only have the Tweets been deleted, and the woman remained anonymous, but also because the story is coming straight from the folks over at Deadspin. We love the team over at Deadspin, have for some time now (there’s actually a photo of one of Team F-Listed member at the Deadspin one-year anniversary party), but we know that some often take what they report with a grain of salt. This story, however, seems to have its ends tied fairly tight.

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From the fact that the phone is registered to a Ron Artest to the fact that Artest pretended not to be “Ron Artest” when his phone was called the next day after he spoke to Deadspin from that same number to the fact that he hired Matthew Hiltzik, who makes a living making things go away. It’s all there, and we’re pretty sold.

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I often tried to joke my way out of his sexts:

Ron: You like to 69?
Me: I mean like… what if someone really needs to fart. Then shit is awkward.
Ron: Have u ever swallowed during getting eaten out?
Me: No. I try not to snack while having sex. That is rude.
Ron: Talk dirty to me
Me: Dirt mud poop? Why are you so bossy?

Nice. So much for that. We didn’t want to post the dong picture, even though it was censored. Mainly because we’re pretty sure you guys don’t want to see it.

For more, see Deadpin’s ‘Anonymous’ piece.

These celebrity upskirt photos tend to be both exciting and unfortunate. Especially in this case, where it’s not some young Hollywood skirt going panty-less and trying to show off her goods. This one just seemed like an unfortunate event of non-goodie coverage.

Oh well… we SFD’d the photo after the jump. Enjoy?

For the NSFW photo, click here.

When will these teachers learn?? You can’t f*ck teenaged students and expect them not to tell everyone they know that their 3rd period teacher gives the most unbelievable BJs they’ve ever had! Peep the story under the hood

Brittni Colleps is a school teacher, wife, mother of 3, girls basketball coach, and an amateur pornstar the likes of which would make Jenna Jameson blush. Apparently, at some point between pop quizzes and research papers at Kennedale High School, Colleps had laid her eyes on a student that she just had to lay. After a few “sext” messages the unidentified 19 year-old boy was invited to do some “extra credit” work on Colleps vagina. Clearly Brittni enjoyed herself. So much so, that when the student returned for a second go-round he brought a few buddies (4 to be exact) that could use some help “getting their grades up” too. Being the upstanding educator that she is she allowed ALL of the homies to smash and some of them captured the “after school special” on…wait for it, waaaait for iiiiiit…that’s right, their cell phones!

To her credit (for whatever that’s worth) all of the boys were of the consensual age of 18. However, the state of Texas forbids sexual relationships between students and teachers regardless of age. Colleps is currently being held on $125,000 bail in Arlington jail. Hey, what can you say, MILF’ing aint easy!

Whoa, red-alert, red-alert. The amount of ugly we’re being exposed to right now is reaching truly dangerous levels. The travesty above is Christina Aguilera, if you couldn’t tell. Find out what the hell is going on after the jump.

Because a) Christina has no friends or b) she’s trying to see how successful a career she can have looking like a complete mess, she decided that it would be a good idea to walk out of her home without any makeup and with a small, blond animal on her head. Neither idea was a good one.

While we could probably deal with the face (I’m sure she wouldn’t look too bad after a few drinks and some mood lighting), I’m not sure we could get over the beast that has built itself a home on the top of her head. I suggest a strong pair of scissors or possible an exterminator to help out.

Via: Starcasm

I guess celebrities really aren’t as different as we think they are. Cinco de Mayo was proof positive. Just get a load of Queen Latifah having quite the time at El Centro Mexican Restaurant in New York. Damn girl, you were that sombrero and show that margarita who’s boss.

Via: The Blemish