Here it is: Sofia Vergara Forgot to Put Her Underwear on This Morning

I don’t really know how else to explain this, but when you look at these candids of Sofia Vergara it’s pretty clear that when she got up and got dressed this morning, she definitely forgot to put her underwear on this morning. Jump with us for a close-up shot!

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Brace Yourself for the Rihanna Sex Tape That May or May Not Be Released [Photos]

Have you heard? Rihanna has a sex tape out there and it may or may nor be released… sometime… soon. Talk about breaking news!

Details via Allie Is Wired:

Hustler has confirmed that they have a sex tape of the Barbadian beauty in their posession, but the starlet is shooting it down.

Hustler said, “We have not made any decisions about what we are going to do with it yet.”

Reports claim the tape in question involved Rihanna and rapper J. Cole, who opened for the singer on her 2011 Loud tour.

We’ll see if this thing ever actually gets released or not–we happen to believe it won’t be–but it’s always fun to discuss things that may or may not ever happen!

Here, however, is why you should be rooting for its release>>>

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Lady GaGa Goes Surfing in Mexico [Photos]

Lady GaGa fooled everyone this week by going surfing in Mexico. Maybe because she did so while wearing “normal clothing” (read: a bikini) and not some bloody-bubbly-meaty costume — or something like that.

These photos are a little grainy, but you get the point. She actually looks pretty good up there on a surf board, rocking a little black bikini. I tell ya, if she wasn’t so GaGa she might be OK. Actually had a talk with a friend about GaGa last night and I think we both agreed that she’s Madonna-plus. Meaning, a over-sexualized non-traditionally sexy pop star. What say you?

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Happy Birthday, Madonna! Remember When You Kissed Teenage Girls?

Today is Madonna’s birthday, so, you know, wish her a happy birthday. For years, Madonna was a hot freak. I guess you can say she still is today. Maybe less hot and more freak. But we can dig it.

In honor of Madonna being a sexy 50-year-old we figured we’d toss up a video showing Madonna making out with two teenage girls (OK, maybe they were in their early 20s).

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Brooke Burke Goes Almost Topless At the Beach [Photos]

So close, but yet so far.

There’s nothing like getting all jazzed over an almost topless pics of Brooke Burke. We were so close! But, even as almost-topless galleries go, this is pretty good. They’re sound photos.

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He Said, She Said: Did Ron Artest Sext A Female College Student A Photo of His Dong?

This is a pretty funny case of “he said, she said” between Ron Artest, nay, Metta World Peace and a female college student. In it, Artest had sent some pretty sexually awkward texts along with a photo of his Metta World dong.

You would typically think this story is a little curious, since not only have the Tweets been deleted, and the woman remained anonymous, but also because the story is coming straight from the folks over at Deadspin. We love the team over at Deadspin, have for some time now (there’s actually a photo of one of Team F-Listed member at the Deadspin one-year anniversary party), but we know that some often take what they report with a grain of salt. This story, however, seems to have its ends tied fairly tight.

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Kirsten Dunst With an Upskirt Moment [Photo]

These celebrity upskirt photos tend to be both exciting and unfortunate. Especially in this case, where it’s not some young Hollywood skirt going panty-less and trying to show off her goods. This one just seemed like an unfortunate event of non-goodie coverage.

Oh well… we SFD’d the photo after the jump. Enjoy?

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Dude, Not Cool: Texas Teacher Arrested After Banging 5 Students At An Orgy In Her House!!

When will these teachers learn?? You can’t f*ck teenaged students and expect them not to tell everyone they know that their 3rd period teacher gives the most unbelievable BJs they’ve ever had! Peep the story under the hood

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Christina Aguilera Should Go To The Beauty Counter Stat!

Whoa, red-alert, red-alert. The amount of ugly we’re being exposed to right now is reaching truly dangerous levels. The travesty above is Christina Aguilera, if you couldn’t tell. Find out what the hell is going on after the jump.

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Today In Ugly: Queen Latifah Got Into The Cinco De Mayo Spirit

I guess celebrities really aren’t as different as we think they are. Cinco de Mayo was proof positive. Just get a load of Queen Latifah having quite the time at El Centro Mexican Restaurant in New York. Damn girl, you were that sombrero and show that margarita who’s boss.

Via: The Blemish