There is only one time of year where we can mix sporting events and tons of half covered asses from around the world. This amazing time of year called the Summer Olympics…

I don’t know about you but I’m a little torn about the spandex wearing butts I’ve been watching. Yesterday when the Women’s Water Polo Team jumped out of the water I wanted to shield my eyes in horror but God help me…I couldn’t look away… and some of the little gymnastic butts are eating the leotards like it’s their job…but oddly enough can’t look away from that either…

I think all the athletes are amazing and beautiful…but as a man are Rambo shredded arms intimidating?

I want your opinion in the comments section…

Athletic Bodies…hot or not? And which country/sport do you think has the hottest chicks?

I’m going to have to go with our beach volleyball team on that one.

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According to AskMen.com last Monday, in the United Kingdom, the education spokesman for the Conservatives, Michael Gove, bashed sexy magazines, such as FHM, ZOO and Nuts, for turning young men into sexists who are unable to have mature relationships with women, and promoting the breakdown of family values.

“These magazines] paint a picture of women as permanently, lasciviously, uncomplicatedly available… They celebrate thrill-seeking and instant gratification without ever allowing any thought of responsibility towards others or commitment to intrude.”
-Michael Gove

Do I smell the next Gov. James McGreevey?

As a woman I definitely have a biased opinion on this subject. Although I don’t think it’s the end of the world, I’d rather my mans face staring at my own boobies. So what do you guys think?

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Looking more like a Holocaust victim than a world famous Danish model, Lykke May Andersen was  photographed showcasing her repulsive skeletal figure in a two piece, strapless bikini at Miami Beach over the weekend.

Can you believe this gremlin has modeled for Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated?  Her belly looks like a puppy’s with worms the way it sticks out unnaturally like that.

Ladies, I know how disappointing it feels to look in the mirror and realize you have some stretch marks and a muffin top, but believe me you’re a million times hotter than this skinny bitch.

Check out her Sports Illustrated photos after the jump.  I’ve also included her hideous mug shot from when she went psycho on some flight attendant’s ass back in 2006.

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All signs point to yes! Well, maybe, it’s still unclear.  Either way, you can still stare the f^ck out of them.  At least you’ll always have that.

Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek and French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement, their representative confirms to USA TODAY.

“We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment,” Hayek’s rep said in a statement.

Heart stricken we are.  As if!!  Have you seen this dude?  Every time I picture Salma licking his chode my vagina starts to cry!

PS - Best… Salma Hayek photos… EVER….!

After having lost weight for her upcoming film “Jennifer’s Body,” “Transformers” director Michael Bay told actress Megan Fox she’d have to quit taking it up the ass and start swallowing it down her throat instead.

“I’d lost a lot of weight and I got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on a size for ‘Transformers’ because Michael [Bay] doesn’t like skinny girls,” she told Fox News.

And Fox isn’t messing around when it comes to packing on the pounds. “I eat red velvet cake before I go to bed every night,” she said. “If you eat meals later, you’ll put on weight faster, so I had dinner at 10pm.”

Is this supposed to be a “heavy” Megan Fox? Yet another reason for her to have broken up with Brian Austin Green. Clearly he wasn’t doing his part to make her a star.  If she was my woman she’d be overweight from all the sticky protein shakes I’d be unloading in her mouth. Extra salty.

Below photos of Fox on the set of “Jennifer’s Body” two months ago.

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Latin television host Lilí Brillanti takes it all off for the July/August issue of H Extremo Magazine.

Three of the four runners up in yesterday’s Miss Universe pageant were Latinas, not including the reigning queen, Miss Venezuela.  So it should go without saying that Latin women are muy caliente, to say the least.

And if these photos of Lilí aren’t proof enough of why she’s on television, then maybe this video footage of her announcing the weather forecast in a bikini will.

Today I would like to give a big Happy Birthday to one of the nicest racks in Hollywood.

Yes! Happy Birthday Jessica Simpson.

Regardless of how you age and what you do…we will always have The Dukes of Hazard.

In appreciation for our beautiful Jessica, todays topic is-

How To: Differentiate Real From Fake Breasts courtesy of AskMen.com

Flisted wants to know? Real or fake…what do you guys like?

As always email all questions or topic ideas to asktracy@flisted.com nothing’s off limits!

This Tuesday I come to you with a heavy heart. DeAnna Pappas was famously jilted by Bachelor Brad Womack - but on last night’s season premiere of The Bachelorette she was the one breaking hearts…my heart.

Every time the bachelor/bachelorette finale airs I swear I will never watch another season..but this time..ohhhh…this time I’m serious!

Watching the finale last night made me realize two things- first off I’m a loser and reality tv addict who has no friends. Second- Wow! Women are master manipulators.

So in honor of single dad Jason who had his heart crushed on National Television I would like to give you-

The Top 10 Ways to get Sweet Revenge:

1. Laxatives- be creative.
2. Spray paint their headlights black.
3. Sign them up for 100 porn sites. Anything including the word “barnyard” gets extra points.
4. Swap their KY Jelly and their Icy Hot.
5. While they sleep, cover their yard with evil concrete-filled lawn gnomes.
6. Send money to terrorists in their name.
7. Force feed them their parents.
8. Wait 20 years, get them as a waiter, then don’t tip.
9. Pour kerosene into their ashtray.
10. Send them poop on their birthday and a bigger poop at christmas.

Please leave your get even ideas in the comment section!!!

As always you can email me with questions or topic ideas to asktracy@flisted.com and check me out here and here! See you Thursday!

I guess it’s getting a little obvious that I can’t get enough of these dames featured in German magazines, but I’m sure you guys aren’t complaining! Feast your eyes on these pics and tell me something bad about Germany. Better yet, try and tell me that Soccer is a sport for sissies.

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It has been claimed that famous for nothing turned famous for being pregnant, celebrity, Nicole Richie is pregnant again. A source close to Star Magazine had this to say

“Nicole is dying to have a sibling for Harlow who is close in age. She doesn’t want them to be more than two years apart, so that they can be best friends forever.”

In addition, to this statement, an onlooker of Richie’s also said this

“The top was not something Nicole usually wears. She ordinarily goes for tight T-shirts and vest tops. The other unusual thing was that she was wearing comfy sheepskin boots and not her usual heels - the boots definitely looked like something a pregnant woman would wear.”

Really? You can a person is pregnant based on their outfit? This onlooker must be able to know exactly what is going on with a person, based on what they are wearing.

If that’s the case, I should note that today I am wearing a tight white t-shirt with cut-off jeans, that has a rip near the crotch. With that look, I’m sure this genius could easily guess that I’m a bit slutty and the hole in my jeans is for easy access.

Well… they’re probably right, so before we get used to seeing baby bump on a stick in her alleged “pregnant outfits,” here she is looking delicious at the opening of her baby daddy’s DCMA Collective, clothing store.

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