Dressed in a bone-colored, cleavage-enhancing, v-cut gown, 43-year-old actress Elizabeth Hurley reminded us why 40 is the new 30.

Like a fine wine, the mother-of-one has aged fabulously.  Still the question remains, does she taste as delicious as a fine wine?  A little sweet, a little tart?

Here’s the chestastic MILF at the Valentino: The Last Emperor VIP Screening during the 65th Venice Film Festival held at the Teatro La Fenice in Venice, Italy yesterday.

I say we start a petition right here and now.  Demand for Eva Longoria to be replaced with Sofia Vergara on Desperate Housewives and then contractually obligate Sofia to have at least one 15:00 minute scene per episode where she parades around in sexxxy lingerie.  What do you say, whose with me?!

Here’s the stunning Colombian actress teasing us with just a hint of bra (and some sweet cleavage to boot) at The 2008 ALMA Awards in California over the weekend.

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Having failed to garner the degree of attention she sought for her nude spread in Playboy Magazine’s July issue, Cindy Margolis accepted the role of Glinda The Good Witch in Hustler’s X-rated flick, “The Wizard of C()ck.”

Nude spread in July’s Playboy here.  December 2006 nude Playboy spread here.

Currently on the cusp of her 50th birthday, Julianne Moore has yet to lose her title as bonafide Hollywood MILF.

Interviewed for the Aug./Sept. issue of Wonderful Magazine, the 47-year-old actress says of filming sex:

“People ask all the time if sex scenes and nudity are hard,” she said. “What’s hard? Not the lines or the physicality but the emotion.”

Julianne is one red-headed slut I wouldn’t mind taking a swig of.  Something tells me she’s as deadly as any shot of Jager will ever be.  In the bedroom, that is.

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Ah, yes. The life of a celebrity.  Forever being able to take off at the drop of a hat and travel the world.

Model Cindy Crawford did just that this past week as she vacationed in the Mediterranean sea, accompanied alongside XY hotties George Clooney and her husband Randy Gerber.

Not one to pass up an even tan, the 42-year-old MILF took off her top while sunbathing for all the world to see.  But unlike Pamela Anderson, Cindy didn’t cross into the X-rated threshold with video footage of her vajayjay close-up, nor of her sucking Randy off on the yacht.

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42-years-old and still desirable, model Cindy Crawford spent her weekend basking in the St. Tropez sun in a black bikini while on a yacht.

That above shot is pretty hot.  At least if you use your imagination it is.  Can’t you just picture you slowly sliding your throbbing boner into her wet slit?  That shit feels so good when it’s done slowly.  It’s delivering while teasing at the same time.

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Mama of one Paz Vega flaunted her trim figure while on vacation over the weekend in a designer thong bikini complete with criss-crossing straps hugging her tight waist.

At age 32, the Spanish actress further proves that life doesn’t stop when you turn 30.  Now at age 32, it’s more than just her body in high gear.

The actress will be acting alongside Hollywood sex kittens Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes, and Jamie King in “Spirit,” a film with so much eye candy it’s destined to be a box office hit.

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Normally the caveman-style top makes my vagina really angry, but when you have melons the size of Pam Anderson’s the spillage factor can make even the worst of fashion decisions go away.

Now only if they didn’t look hard as nails.  Who wants big and hard when you can have smaller and softer.

Here is the former Baywatch babe signing autographs for fans after a taping at Late Show with David Letterman in New York City yesterday.

Pregnancy has been very good to Jessica Alba.  Her breasts appear to be rather sensitive right now.  Either that or it’s really cold in L.A. right now.

Christina Aguilera take note: This is how you do it.  Not those scarred pudding filled mounds she proudly displays despite the obvious dent in one of her boobs.

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If nothing else, these photographs of Britney Spears in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend are proof that the “Gimme Gimme More” singer’s partnership with Bally’s Total Gym is paying off big time.

And it’s not just the 26-year-old’s physique that has shown signs of progress. It was around this time six months ago in January that she was placed on a three-day psychiatric hold at the UCLA Medical Center after having held one of her sons hostage in her Studio City home.

But these photographs of a trimmed and laughing Britney tell a different story, hopefully with a happier ending.  Still notably absent from these photographs: Sean Preston and Jayden James.  Maybe someday soon.

Check out the photos of Britney looking devine in a white halter bikini while in Cabo San Lucas over the weekend.

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