Heidi Montag shopping for a new brain in a California supermarker earlier this week.

Write Your Own Fantasy Caption:______________________________.

Hayden Panettiere whores herself out for a lifetime supply of hooker shoes Candie’s, as seen in these photos taken for the Fall 2008 ad campaign.

Write Your Own Fantasy: As soon as the cameras turn off Hayden is going to take that microphone and _____________________.

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Lindsay Lohan channels her inner Long Island skank in the July ‘08 issue of Arena Magazine.

Write Your Own Fantasy: That yellow stuff all over her eyes is most likely ________________.

Asian slut Tila Tequila and her tiny titties at Bravo’s First “A-List Awards” in NYC.

Write Your Own Fantasy:  Tila Tequila is famous because _____________.

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Here are some screencaps of Kim Kardashian getting cellulite removal service done as aired on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday.

Write Your Own Fantasy: Kim likes to get her ass massaged with ______________.

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Singer Christina Milian having lunch with her mom at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood earlier this week.

Write Your Own Fantasy: Christina is fantasizing about __________________.

God knew what he was doing when he designed women. Uh, look at those succulent breasts and tell me you don’t want to suck on them?!

Here’s Halle Berry showcasing her boobs for all us horndogs in Hollywood yesterday. Bless her and her giving ways.

Write Your Own Fantasy: If I could get Halle alone I would _________ and ______________.

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Curvaceous brunette beauty Kim Kardashian met up with 50 Cent at the MTV Australia Awards 2008 in Sydney, Australia today.  Reggie Bush better watch out. Kim’s hand is awfully close to 50’s ass cheeks!

Write Your Own Fantasy: 50 Cent is telling Kim Kardashian how much he ___________________.

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Jenna Jameson was photographed eating raw oysters and licking her fingers while lunching at Pastis in New York City last week. Not photographed: Jenna Jameson going to the bathroom later and purging.

Write Your Own Fantasy: Jenna Jameson likes to _____________ her fingers while _______________.

Skeleton-in-training Jaslene Gonzalez posed for the cameras in a plunging green dress during the Conde Nast Traveler 8th Annual Hot List Party at Mansion in New York City yesterday.

The chiseled jawline and carcass-of-a-body aren’t all that’s wrong with Jaslene.  Think of it this way, if she has issues with food, can you imagine her actually enjoying a blowjob?  She might need the protein, but there’s no way this girl is swallowing.

Write Your Own Fantasy: Jaslene doesn’t swallow ________ but she loves to __________ with me.

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