I’d like to think this is real, but I’m guessing it’s Photo shopped. Just like everything else in this world. Nothing is even real anymore. This is all a simulated reality. We’re living in the Matrix.
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Normally I wouldn’t want to pass judgment, but since this dame is a C-^-N-T I’ll just go ahead and channel my inner Nelson and say it: Ha-ha!
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It’s photographs like this that makes me eternally grateful for not having cottage cheese thighs. And before any of you ladies jump down my throat about what the female body looks like let me tell you something. It may be real, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
What woman here can honestly tell me that they like having cellulite? Exactly. I’d rather some dude shoot it in my eye than have to deal with lumpy thighs. Cellulite is not hot. No man wants to eat out a woman with lumpy thighs.
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If only someone came out with a bat and hit him in the face.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz out on Memorial Day (May 26).
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Yet another celeb gets a facial courtesy of the perverts in the Milk industry.
Old ladies should never be photographed with jizz on their upper lip. Nasty!
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I’m not even going to put the answer after the jump. I’m just gonna lay it out there: It’s Britney Spears. The same chick who once gave men’s six packs a run for their money, as seen here, here, and here.
The comeback kid is currently chilling with Jew-lover Mel Gibson at his “secluded” ranch in Costa Rica. Mel, a former neighbor of Britney, is trying to help her get her life back on track.
A source said of him, “Mel just wants to reach out to Britney to offer help and support. He has offered to introduce her to the people who helped him, and is gently trying to encourage her to join his group therapy sessions in Malibu.” You know, because racist people care about others.
Meanwhile, these new bikini photos are most certainly not combating those pesky pregnancy rumors surrounding the pop star. Brit’s spokeswoman told The Sun, “I want to make completely clear that Britney is not pregnant. There’s not going to be a statement – she’s just not.”
I like how having a belly automatically equates to having a baby. Uh, has anyone considered that she just gained some more weight? After all, she probably finally stopped flushing her body with laxatives.
I’d knock her, except I don’t see anything wrong with any of this. She’s finally getting back on track, what’s wrong with that? I’d rather her eat and gain some weight, than consume herself with what others say and develop an eating habit. Still, I wouldn’t mind having the toned Britney back. She smoking back then.
What do say, preggers or no preggers?
Gallery of horror here.
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‘Stache included!
Dear Tom, I think I love you. Is he a hunk or what? Wow. I like how he floats around on this fun, polka dot print, looking manly. And check out the mustache! Fuzzy, dark brown fake fur makes Tom a little 3D. The lining is silver satin and has two good sized pockets. Make Tom your side kick today.
*Thanks Sasha
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At 22, this Orange County beauty really needs to quit hitting the bong so much and spend a little more time at the gym. A couple lunges every once in a while wouldn’t hurt.
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