Victoria’s Secret Angels Doutzen Kroes and Adriana Lima were in NYC yesterday unveiling the All New Supermodel Obsessions Collection at one of their local stores.

When asked for tips on how men could get in her lacy panties, she told Rush & Malloy:

“Be yourself,” she told us at the Supermodel Obsessions launch in Herald Square yesterday. “And don’t talk about yourself too much. That’s not sexy.” So no talking about, say, owning your own private plane? “No,” she laughed. “Don’t tell me about your jet. I’m not interested.”

So whipping out your rooster and bragging about it being nearly a foot in length may not be the best way to go about it.

“Disaster Movie” actress Kim Kardashian, Carmen Electra and Vanessa Minnillo are busy promoting the flick, as seen here during a taping of the all-girl crew at Fuse’s “Boys of Summer” in New York City yesterday.

How can three seemingly sexy ladies be so unappealing?  Kim isn’t so bad, but Carmen is really starting to lose her face. Literally.  I don’t if that called aging or what, but she isn’t holding up quite as well as I’d anticipated. And Vanessa… Ugh.

Vanessa strikes me as the type of girl who pretends she likes swallowing, but then you marry her and suddenly she doesn’t even like giving a guy head. Thanks, but no thanks!

All glammed up and ready to impress, the cast of “The House of Bunny” strutted their stuff at last yesteday’s Los Angeles premiere.

Actresses Rumer Willis, Anna Faris, Kat Dennings and Emma Stone all looked absolutely beautiful (even Potato Head!) and are women we need to keep a close eye on. Especially Emma Stone. That’s one hot ging!

And of course it must be asked…which one?!

Comparing Kate Beckinsale to Audrina Patridge in the “I want to do you” category seems like a crime. It’s like comparing heaven to an STD infested hell, but that’s why we’re having this little experiment in the first place.

Although, it should be noted that Kate’s ass isn’t as smooth as I presumed it would. If this isn’t proof that all girls — skinny, fat, no matter — are susceptible to stretch marks and cottage cheese, then I don’t know what is.

Back to the ‘Which Ass Would You tap?’ question. My interest is in seeing how Audrina measures up to Kate. Methinks whomever selects Audrina also gets a hard-on thinking of putting their penis in a glory hole, but I’m not one to judge.

Mainly because I kind dig penises in my cornhole. Unless you get off on golden showers. Then I’m judging. That’s damn nasty. Especially if you’ve just had asparagus.

Photos are of Kate basking in the Cabo San Lucas sun, and Audrina’s bouncing titties in a Las Vegas hotel pool.

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I never gave Adrienne Bailon much attention in the past, but recently the Puerto Rican-Ecuadorian singer has caught my attention.

The 24-year-old does not only exude class, but her body is devine. Shapely and sexy, and with a sexy booty that I’d like to think is steroid free. Butt then again, she is part of the Kardashian clan now, so who knows what’s rubbed off on her besides little brother Rob Kardashian’s DNA tadpoles.

Here are Adrienne Bailon and Kim Kardashian at the Disney Channel’s “The Cheetah Girls: One World” premiere at El Capitan in Hollywood, California yesteday.

What do you say, which one?

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Emmy Rossum and Leighton Meester attend the Piaget Hosts The Limelight Paris-New York Collection event held at Rockefeller Center in New York City yesterday.

Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson at The Los Angeles Premiere of “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” held at the Mann Village Theatre in California yesterday.

Which one makes your man meat pulsate with desire?

Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria Parker at the Allure Magazine cover party in Beverly Hills, California yesterday.

Eva might be a caliente Latina, but my choice would have to be Kate Beckinsale.  Every time I see Eva Longoria and Tony Parker together all I can visualize is her changing his diapers.

Carmen Electra took some time off her stripper pole to sign press junk with Kim Kardashian at Comic Con in San Diego over the weekend for their upcoming film flop, “Disaster Movie.”

Kim might have the more upper and lower padding then Carmen, but then again Carmen has videos (See here and here) teaching women on how to be better lovers by adding stripper talents to their bedroom skills. And if you’ve seen the Ray J/Kim K tape then you know Kim obviously never even heard of such tapes.

It’s your choice… which ass?

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Here’s a fantasy team certain to get your juices flowing. Ivanka Trump vs. Heidi Klum.

Which would you rather, the young model in her 20s whose heir to millions of dollars, or the older woman- also a model - with years of experience beneath her belt and a killer accent to boot?

Here are the girls at the launch of Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai at Park Avenue Plaza yesterday.