How can anyone not love this man? He even references The Soup!

Anderson Cooper: “I can’t believe I’m wasting a minute of my life watching these horrific people. Living Lohan is just atrocious.

“Then there’s this seemingly nice 14 year-old girl, who looks to be about 60. She allegedly wants to be a singer, and/or actress slash performer of some sort, strip tease person, I don’t know. I say that with love and concern.”

Kelly Ripa: “Their obviously a multi-talented family, the kids sing, and perform.”

Anderson Cooper: “Uh yeah sure, maybe that’s in the episode I didn’t see.”

As I’d predicted earlier, the FBI found more than just actress Anne Hathaway’s diaries when they seized  ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri’s belongings last month.

Right now some FBI agent, who normally gets his kicks watching barely legal blondes flick their beans, is jerking his chain at some nudie pics of Hathaway licking her nipples and petting her pussy cat.

The Enquirer has learned exclusively that her ex-lover Raffaello Follieri took naked photos of the actress. Follieri was arrested June 24 and charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering…

In additional to the naked photos he took of Anne, 25, he also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot.

Everyone knows you’re supposed to take your nudie pics with you after a breakup.  You don’t really need close up shots of your ex’s spunk on your stomach, but you certainly don’t want others getting their sticky hands on the evidence. Duh!

I’ve added some footage of Anne squeezing her nipples and wriggling with pleasure below.  Sweet see-through nipple shots are under the cut.

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Latin television host Lilí Brillanti takes it all off for the July/August issue of H Extremo Magazine.

Three of the four runners up in yesterday’s Miss Universe pageant were Latinas, not including the reigning queen, Miss Venezuela.  So it should go without saying that Latin women are muy caliente, to say the least.

And if these photos of Lilí aren’t proof enough of why she’s on television, then maybe this video footage of her announcing the weather forecast in a bikini will.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are a-okay says the 90210 veteran in the latest issue of “TV Guide.”

“We’re solid. We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names.”

“We have more time away from each other right now than we’d like,” he says.

Yes, because tattoos with each other’s name is always a sure sign that you’ll be together forever. *Rolls eyes*

In related Fox news, below are some still from her upcoming flick “How To Lose Friends and Alienate People,” co-starring Kirsten Dunst, Gillian Anderson, Simon Pegg, and Jeff Bridges.

For some reason Gillian Anderson didn’t make it to the poster, which, I don’t know why because she’s a greater incentive for me to see the movie than Megan Fox ever will be. And Kirsten looks like she’s lead a long life sucking men’s wieners from glory holes in a drunken haze.

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Some photo and video footage has surfaced of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson holding hands on the set of “Labor Pains” earlier during the week.

Some would say this proves that Lindsay and Sam really are a lesbian couple, and then there are people like some of my girlfriends who think eating out a chick’s vagina doesn’t make them a lesbian.  Go figure.

What do you think, is this footage proof of a romantic relationship?

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Christina Aguilera made an appearance on Larry King Live last night, where nothing interesting happened. Trust me, I watched it.

Meanwhile, the other day I was talking to this dude I’m boinking about the salad tossing poll we had here on the site, and was saying how surprised I was to find out that there are more ass lovers out there then those who crave threesomes. If you think of it anatomically, it’s pretty gross. But it feels so good.

Anyway, the problem is now everytime I see someone really ugly or really old or something, all I can picture is that person getting their salad tossed. I’m so serious too. So pretty much the entire time I watched the Larry King clip I kept picturing Christina licking his taint. What’s wrong with me?

I’ve included photos of XTina post Larry King. You know she did a couple shots after filming was done. What surprised her the most was when she came home to find Max age 18.

As I’m sure you’ve heard by now, comedic genius and dirty word enthusiast George Carlin died of heart failure at Saint John’s Health Center in Santa Monica yesterday.  He was a young 71.

I can’t tell you how many nights of my FSU years were spent getting high and laughing to George Carlin. Sadly, I never got to see him perform live.

Let us all remember him in laughter.  Below, NSFW live footage of “Seven Words?

May he rest in peace.

“Actress” Tila Tequila made an appearance at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Love Guru” in Hollywood yesterday.  She didn’t show any cleavage however, so who gives a flying f^ck?

Now I’m going to let you in on a little secret: I watch porn.  Shocking, I know.  On account of my being such a delicate flower and all.

And I’ll watch it all, not necessarily to get off but because I love seeing how people really are when their inhibitions are down (read, “to see what weird shit they’ll do for some cash”).

It’s amazing the shit girls will do for a buck. Let a horse screw them in the ass, let snakes wriggle out of their vajajays, and satisfy themselves with vegetables. Because nothing says sexy like shoving a cucumber in your snatch.

Case in point is America’s favorite Asian whore, Tila Tequila.  I was watching A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila the other night (I know, I lead a sad life) and at one point in the episodes she starts to graphically suck on a pickle in front of her lesbian lover’s father.  You know, because she’s classy like that.

It was at that moment I realized this skank’s pussy totally smells of brine and vinegar.  Plus, she’s such an attention whore I doubt you would even have to pay her to stick that cucumber up her snatch.  She’d just do it for some attention. But I digress.

Watch Tila Tequila shove a pickle up her snatch sucking on a pickle after the jump!

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Actress Brittany Snow must have been a prostitute back in her past life, because that’s all the 22-year-old actress seems to want to play nowadays.

She plays a child-molested prostitute in “On the Doll,” a prostitute in “Finding Amanda,” and a meth addicted prostitute with multiple personalities in “Black Water Transit” (same director as “American History X”).

And while paying chicks for cash might give you a raging hard-on, you just might think twice after seeing this clip of Brittany punching some dudes nuts so hard and so frequently that he finally just passes out in pain.

One question: Why are we allowing this to happen again?