It’s amazing to think she looks good when she does that. Miley Cyrus is still having sex with herself on camera, as seen here in these newly leaked released candids of the 15-year-old narcissist.
Every time I see her pucker her lips all I can see is my dog’s asshole before her bowels expel her dinner.
Do you think these are common gestures and photos for a 15-year-old?
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Brooke Hogan’s cleft chin and fake tetas have finally made it to the pages of Maxim Magazine.
I’d say she’s moving up in the world, but you and I both know if she’d applied as a Hometown Hottie these photos would be at the bottom of a dumpster somewhere.
By the way, does anyone else think it was kind of a dick move to put dog tags around a girl whose brother destroyed the life of a member of the US Military?
Classy move, Maxim. What am I saying? This was probably Brooke’s way of “giving back” to the military community. SMH.
OH NO! Hayden Panettiere chopped off her hair!!
This saddens me. Studies have shown that ratings for network television shows drop substantially when the female lead cuts her hair. It’s happened to shows such as the WB’s Felicity, when Keri Russell cut her locks, and even to Sex and The City when Sarah Jessica Parker cut hers too.
What are your thoughts on her new ‘do? Yay or Nay? Do you think it will affect her show?
Below, Hayden’s spread in the July ‘08 issue of Glamour Magazine.
Remember the little girl from 7th Heaven, co-starring Jessica Biel?
She’s 18-years-old now and apparently she’s a lesbian. Or experimenting. Yeah, there’s a shocker. Miley Cyrus, meet your destiny!
Check out these candid shots of her in her underwear and making out with chicks. Normally such photos would make my panties all wet, except she has the same exact little girl face she had on the show.
These Hollyweird chicks have really got to stop putting their private naughty photos on their web pages.
ONTD posted some more candid shots of Miley Cyrus acting like a fool as she puckered her lips continuously for the camera.
Someone should tell her this look is not becoming on her.
Every time I see her pucker her lips I just want to hire a monkey to travel via Pony Express, knock on her front door, reach into his ass canal and give her a extra steamy dirty sanchez. MMM… tastes like chocolate!
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Hereos star Hayden Panettiere is one determined girl. In an attempt to end whaling worldwide, the 18-year-old has set up an auction via eBay to raise money for The Whaleman Foundation to help “Save the Whales Again!”
The auction, which started yesterday evening, offers fans the chance to experience a “once-in-a-lifetime experience with Hayden.” The person with the highest bid will dine at Eva Longoria’s Spanish fusion restaurant, where photographs will be taken of the winner with Hayden.
Additionally, the winner will attend a private whale-watching tour off the coast of Santa Barbara with Hayden.
Animal-lover Hayden Panettiere is offering fans the chance to win a “once-in-a-lifetime experience with Hayden” and help save the whales on this new website. The ‘Heroes’ starlet is inviting bids for two special prizes to raise cash to ‘Save the Whales Again!’.
Hayden said of her endeavor, “It’s simple, if we save the whales, we can save the world. Please join us in our fight to save these beautiful creatures and preserve the quality of life in this world for our children and generations to come.”
She added, “My mission is to end whaling worldwide, while raising public awareness to all the other threats dolphins and whales face. Dolphins and whales are the barometer to the health of our oceans. As go the dolphins and whales, so go the oceans, and then so goes life on earth.
I’d like to meet one person who doesn’t like this chick. Anyone? Anyone? That’s what I thought. You go girl!
To check out the eBay auction page, click here.
New media darling Blake Lively was recently photographed strutting her stuff poolside in a bikini while vacationing in Cancun, Mexico.
Hate to say it, but I don’t see what the big deal is. Blake’s not bad looking, but she’s missing the vavavoom!
What do you say, hot or not?
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Is it wrong to say a 15-year-old has some dried up “protein” on her upper lip?
Here’s Miley Cyrus giving old pedos a boner with her latest Body by Milk ad.
Blame it on our filthy minds, but do you think any chick over 13 and under 18 should be doing these ads?
Holy shitballs!!! She’s making a music album!!!!
No, not the pink pussy. I’m talking about Potato Spud Willis.
She’s known as the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, but is 19-year-old Rumer Willis getting ready to bring out a record?
According to insiders, the young actress has drummed up a lot of interest from music executives with her “deep, husky” voice unique to someone her age and is “in talks” for some projects.
“She can definitely hold a good tune — keep in mind her mother, Demi, has a sultry, raspy voice, and father, Bruce, likens himself as being a blues artist,” our music insider said. “With the right production and material, she could put out something solid and already people are talking.”
Pop Tarts obtained backstage footage of Willis testing her pipes with some Dusty Springfield while being prepped for a photo shoot — and we can see where the interest came from.
I’m totally down for Rumer putting out an album, but only if the album cover is a plain ol’ baking potato with jizz running down the side.
They can market her first single by including it inside bags of sour cream potato chips. That shit will totally be more popular than Simpson POGS!
Alright, so there really isn’t a blow-up sex doll of Hayden Panettiere. Sorry!
What they have made, however, is a new range of Heroes action figures, scheduled to hit the shelves next month.
But if they did make a Hayden blow-up doll, do you think they’d take her barely legal age into consideration?
I mean, let’s face it, an 18-year-old’s cavity walls are a whole lot tighter than some post-menopausal broad who’s wedged a potatohead out her vagina.
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