FHM knows we love Keeley Hazell’s spectacular rack so much, they were kind enough to upload five new photos over the weekend.

To see Keeley’s other T&A shots for FHM, click here and here. Trust me, you won’t be sorry.

UPDATE: FHM has added five additionally breastacular shots of which I’ve added after the jump!

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Kim Kardashian attended “The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious” Finale Party at the Thom Thom Club in Los Angeles, California yesterday.

This broad isn’t even using spray tan anymore. This broad looks like she’s downing carrot juice by the gallon.

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Singer Ciara attended the 2008 National Hip-Hop Team Vote Launch in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  I love it when women try and push a cause with the chest hanging out.  Hey, sex sells.

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Having turned four years shy of 40, aging American glamour model Carmen Electra celebrated her birthday at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada Friday evening.

Amazing how former supermodel/modern-day MILF Cindy Crawford far surpasses Electra despite her being six years older than the retired Baywatch babe. It’s a shame because I actually like Carmen Electra.

Even with all the surgery she’s undoubtedly subjected herself to, the woman still shows the wear and tear of a life filled with abundant levels of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. She looks worn out and permanently unamused.

Shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if her vagina is a victim of vaginoplasty. She would totally do it, too. Because nobody wants to tap an old cavity lined with loose and soggy pelvic muscles.

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I’m finding it hard to find anything post-worthy today, hence these photos of Jodie Foster and her cleavage at the premiere of “Nim’s Island” in Rome, Italy yesterday.

What can I say, I’m trying. Don’t give up hope!

Why don’t you bend over a little more dramatically next time. We get it, the cocaine diet is working and you’re breasts are looking as fantabulous as ever. Next time flash us something we haven’t yet seen.

Here’s Mariah Carey working her cleavage for the cameras leaving Cipriani restaurant in London yesterday.

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A wise man once said there’s no crying in baseball, but he didn’t say anything about cleavage!

I’m not even sure what sport model Kelly Brook was up to on Sunday in L.A., but whatever it was she was kind enough to entice us with some sweet down blouse shots.

Thank you, Kelly. Much appreciated.

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Here are some new photos of Australian model Krystal Forscutt in the current issue of Zoo Weekly.

Personally, I’m not much of a Krystal Forscutt fan (or Krystal Forskin, as I like to refer to her).  She’s a little too orange for my taste.

That and her breasts look like they would bruise a penis more than they would pleasure it, but hey — to each their own.

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Looking as tight and fresh as an underage high school slut, singer Mariah Carey attends the ‘Touch My Body’ press conference in Paris, France yesterday.

Homegirl has really been upping the cleavage lately. If you got it, flaunt it!

New photographs have surfaced of British glamour model Keeley Hazell flaunting what we cannot have during a recent bikini photoshoot.

Of all the female celebrities out there, this is the one woman whose breasts I wish I had. They’re big and juicy without looking frightening or stiff.

If only the pillows airlines gave us were modeled after her perfect breasts, then maybe would I be able to sleep comfortably on a flight.

Too see the NSFW topless photos click here and here. Aren’t they just an outstanding looking pair?

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