Last night Danity Kane singer Aubrey O’Day was photographed entering Club Butter in Downtown Manhattan looking like one of those chicks you’d see sucking some heavy duty c()ck in the backseat of a van in some low-budget BangBros vid clip.

All I can do is stare at her wonk eye and wonder if guys use that as their target.  Aubrey O’Day could be dressed in a six-figure pin-striped suit and she’d still look like a hooker.

That finger is proof of why ladies must consult their man before sticking their finger inside their humid cavern.  You can’t just go shoving that wherever you like. Not unless you want to get shot in the face.  And no, I don’t mean with a bullet.

Ice-T and his dame, Nicole CoCo Austin, were photograped at Dana Tana’s in Los Angeles yesterday.

More disturbing then her boob job scar has got to be her ginormous jowels.  She probably had surgery on that too.  How else would she be able to fit Ice-T’s two-digit penis in her mouth.  This way she can unhinge her jaw and swallow it like a snake.

For more of CoCo’s juggs, check out her galleries here and here.

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That’s the same look she makes right before the dudes unload their seeds all over her pretty face.

Model Christi Shaka at the Red Carpet Runway Magazine “Summer Splash” Fashion Show in Hollywood yesterday.

I couldn’t find anything about this girl, which is a shame ’cause she’s pretty hot.  Natural looking pillowy chest, and hair the color of fire.  Her mating game is in high gear.

Well, there you have it folks.  Back by popular demand, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard will return to television with VH1’s new reality show New York Goes to Hollywood.

That poor Marilyn Monroe.  She had a hard life on earth and now skanks like Lindsay Lohan and New York are crapping on her afterlife too.

Here are the new promos of Tiffany for the reality show.  Scary.

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Kim Kardashian covered her junk and flaunted some cleavage while shopping for attention in West Hollywood yesterday.

I’m telling you, there’s nothing left to say about this chick.

I love women like Audrina Patridge because they think they’re so slick when in all reality they’re at your mercy.  Take the bruise on her face, for example.

She can casually lean over while laughing and show us some cleavage all she wants, but when a dude wants to c()ck slap her face she takes it.

Women like this will never know the definition of love, nor toe-curling orgasms.  While everyone else is unleashing their inner nympho during sex, she’ll still be posing the entire time like the fake that she is.  Half the time girls who try to sell their sex appeal are asexual to begin with.  It’s just a game to them.

Here’s Audrina and her c()ck slapped face shopping along Melrose Avenue yesterday.

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Yesterday I shared with you Cindy Margolis‘ new Playboy Magazine photos, which were, in my opinion, pretty impressive.  Especially for 44.

But then I see these promos for her Playboy spread and all I can do is shake my head.  She’s starting to look like this crazy cat.  I don’t know what she did to her nose, but it looks like she’s constantly flaring it.

Kim Kardashian is still hard at work showing up places and showing some cleavage.

Hate to sound like a girl, but I love her hair.  It’s probably extensions anyway.  Everything on these Hollyweird girls is fake, fake, fake.

Here’s Kim and Reggie at STK restaurant in West Hollywood earlier this week.

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Pamela Anderson and her legendary tits grace the July/August cover of Radar Magazine.

It’s amazing what Photoshop can do, eh?

And what’s with the sweet red cherry?  All this time I thought Pam liked big salty sausages.

To read interview, click here.

Seeing Sharon Stone’s 50-year-old breasts reminds me of when I was in college and me and a group of friends would pay a visit to our local porn shop and rent movies that we’d watch collectively as a group.  Not to get off, but to laugh our asses off.  “Clown F^ckers” has got to be one of the weirdest ones we ever saw.

But one of the worst pornos I ever saw on the store shelves was an entire section dedicated to senior citizens getting it on.  Every time I think about it I shudder.  What kind of person gets off watching an old smelly nutsack and saggy tits getting it on?  But I guess if you were in porn your entire life that was bound to happen.  It’s not like they were going to join their local church and start prayer groups.

Which brings me to my point.  I’m all for female empowerment, and I believe 40 is the new 30, but shouldn’t there be a point when over-the-hill woman should put their tits away? I mean, I have a pretty filthy mouth, but I barely show any cleavage now and I’m only 25.

And it’s not just about the tits.  A couple months ago Sharon showed up at a Make-A-Wish ball wearing no underwear and showing her landing strip.  Ta-cky!

Here’s Sharon Stone at some press event in Beverly Hills yesterday.

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