Boob job: $4,300

Year’s worth of tanning: $1,200

Monthly Valtrex prescription: $100

Price of seeing one of your three girlfriends deep throat a hot dog in public: Priceless

Bridget Marquardt kept things classy during the filming of the fifth season of the reality show Girls Next Door in New York City last week when she deep-throated a hot dog in front of the cameras for all the world to see.

I love that Indian dude’s face in the background.  I can’t tell whether he’s amazed or repulsed.  Probably a little bit of both.

Yesterday I shared with you Cindy Margolis‘ new Playboy Magazine photos, which were, in my opinion, pretty impressive.  Especially for 44.

But then I see these promos for her Playboy spread and all I can do is shake my head.  She’s starting to look like this crazy cat.  I don’t know what she did to her nose, but it looks like she’s constantly flaring it.

At the age of 44, model Cindy Margolis shows off her flawless body in Playboy Magazine’s July issue.  I don’t know that I could show off my vajajay after having a child spring from my loins, but I suppose if you have it, flaunt it.

Regardless of how much surgery she may or may not have had, this woman looks really good for her age.  She hasn’t gone under the knife enough times to look like this disaster.

Below, photos of Cindy celebrating her July spread in Atlantic City last week.

Check out the uncensored nude spread after the cut.

Thanks John

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According to an authorized biography about Hugh Hefner’s life, the Playboy Mogul had some creepy sexual relations with his wife and brother.  Apparently Hugh got to boink his sister-in-law during an unsuccessful attempt at initiating a foursome between the two couples.

At first it started out him having sex with his wife while his friend poked his own wife on the same bed.  But then it got creepy when he involved his brother.

Hef then went further, trying a foursome out on his own family. “It did happen with his brother, Keith, and his wife, Rae, one evening,” Watts writes. “[But] while Millie ultimately backed out of having sex with Keith, Hugh slept with his sister-in-law.”

The book also says some dude went down on him once.

I’m all for people having foursomes if that’s what it takes to get off, but there is absolutely no reason to involve family.  I can’t even have sex in my mother’s house.  That to me is the naughtiest of naughtiest and I simply will not go there.

In the spirit of Playboy I thought I’d post the July photos of Cindy Margolis in the publication.  Unfortunately I couldn’t find them.  So here’s her last Playboy spread. Enjoy!

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Jezebel came across this gem of a video featuring some chick called Stace Hole who attempts to teach us females how to queef on command.  SICK!

The video is actually pretty entertaining, but it’s real gross to think of this chick’s labia lips flapping as the air exits her vaginal cavity.

And so as my way of saying I’m sorry, I’ve included some photos of some chick called Maria Volonaki in the June issue of Playboy Greece.

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Shits about to go down at the Playboy Mansion.  TMZ reports there’s drama among Hugh Hefner’s sluts and Holly Madison is the worst one of all.

Holly wants editorial control of the magazine’s photo spreads, an issue not going over well with longtime Playboy employees.

There’s also major drama between Holly and Kendra Wilkinson, the airhead everyone at the mansion hates the most.  The two get into cat fights constantly, making it hard for producers to shoot the show.  Bridget Marquardt has been playing the role of moderator, trying to keep peace among everyone in the house.

This is a shame, because when I picture these three girls together it usually involves the three of them eating each other out while Hugh watches and tries to jerk off with his limp dick.  Having three girlfriends at once sounds like an absolute nightmare.  One’s bad enough!

What’s the point of having three women in your life if they’re not licking each others fish tacos?  Hugh needs to clean house and hire some fresher, drama-free snatch for us to jerk off to.

Here are Hefner’s three skanks at the AFI Life Achievement Award tribute to Warren Beatty held in Hollywood last week.

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Sucking on George Clooney’s chode has really paid off for Sarah Larson.  The retired escort hasn’t left the limelight since he packed her bags and kicked her to the curb.  Yesterday the paparazzi photographed the celeb wannabe out and about in Los Angeles.

Yesterday I posted a rumor that George called it quits after Sarah started to become careless with her birth control pills in hopes of securing a lifetime of George’s money courtesy of child support.

Now there are rumors that George was also upset with the former “cocktail waitress” after she got implants.  In other words, Sarah was the typical shallow Hollyweird slut he thought she’d never become. FOOL!

A source claims Sarah to be so proud of her new rack she wouldn’t mind posing for Playboy for the whole world to see. The source said, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy.” Her rep denies the claim.  Rumor also has it she might score a gig as a lingerie model for some company.

Sarah Larson is a cute girl, but the truth is we don’t need another non-deserving, talentless celebrity wannabe photographed doing walking around and being boring.

What do you say, would you like to see Sarah nude in Playboy?

Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson, and Holly Madison do Guitar Magazine.

Nothing says rock n’ roll like chicks holding guitars in clear lucite heels and lingerie.

This is one of the sexiest videos ever made. The funk music really gets one’s juices going. It’s a shame she didn’t slip her fingers in her snatch for some quality one-on-one.

Your late morning boner as brought to you buy Aussie beauty Emily Scott. If you don’t cum in the next 30 seconds, I suggest you go to the doctor and get your prostate examined.

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19-year-old Vancouver model Sarah Porchetta in the May ‘08 issue of Playboy Magazine.

Is it just me, or were Playboy models way hotter back in the day?  Nowadays it’s as though any girl can be published in Playboy permitted she’s had enough plastic surgery to make her look halfway decent.