The NY Post says 23-year-old Israeli model Bar Rafaeli is learning a little more about American pop culture for the upcoming Bravo special, “Tommy Hilfiger Presents Ironic Iconic America.”

While at the Museum of Sex in New York City, Bar is said to have not been too keen on the vintage sex toys on display.

“When Bar saw the pieces, she stopped and laughed,” our spy reports. “She said, ‘All the used stuff is not my thing. I don’t even shop at secondhand clothes stores.’ “

Jesus Christ, they weren’t ask you to model them up your vag.  It’s a museum, all you have to do is look at it. What was she expecting, a giant stork with a basket? It’s not like there’s dry vag juice stuck on the vintage vibrators.

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The disease known as Paris Hilton is too pure for a tattoo, says boyfriend Blues Brother Madden.

Paris Hilton claims her rocker boyfriend Benji Madden has banned her from getting a tattoo in order to stay “pure,” but he’s planning on getting one of her.

The socialite reveals that Good Charlotte rocker Madden is planning to have an image of her etched on his heavily-tattooed torso. But Hilton isn’t allowed to return the compliment.

“He is going to get one of me but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure.”

Pure?  Honey, dressing in white doesn’t make you pure.  And jizz running down your face doesn’t equate to holy water. If that were the case I’d be the Virgin Mary by now.

Sorry to have to tell you this, but your man is lying to you.  You’re still a disease-infested whore.

Below, photos of Paris Hilton spreading her crabs with the rest of the world at some photo gallery for rich yuppies.

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TMZ was filming Kate Beckinsale walking down the street with her husband and daughter when suddently the British actress pulled down her top to show her daughter her boob, before then rubbing her husband’s package in public.

The more I learn of Kate Beckinsale, the more I want to find out what she tastes like.

And believe me, I know where she’s coming from.  Sometimes a woman just needs a c()ck inside her.  The difference between her and I is that when I rub a dudes package it normally ends with me giving him a handjob under the table.

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Amy Crackhouse is back to her old tricks.  Nearly two weeks ago the British singer was hospitalized for emphysema, but was allowed to leave the clinic in order to perform at Nelson Mandela’s Hyde Park birthday concert last Friday, and Glastonbury on Saturday.

Now The Sun reports the drug addict, who spent the last two weeks drug free in rehab, has left the clinic because, well, obviously because there’s no crack in a clinic.  Duh.

A pal said: “We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.”

The pal added: “Doctors said we should let her do the shows because performing is what she lives for. We can’t take that away.

“It seemed the right thing to do because she was so excited. She looked and sounded better than she has in ages at the gigs.”

What gig are they talking about, because if it’s the one I suffered through on MTV last night, then these people must think nails down a chalkboard is considered music.

But let’s discuss what really matters here: her outfit.  Can one of you fashionistas tell me what the hell she’s wearing under her shorts?  Seriously, is she wearing Depends?

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You know that whore Pamela Anderson whose got Hepatitis C, has been married three times, participated in two leaked sex tapes (one of which was with that balding skeeze, Bret Michaels) and has been known to collect more sperm than Paris Hilton’s vagina?

Yeah, well, that whore doesn’t take too kindly to chicks who eat meat, unless it’s a man penis.  Then she’s totally down.

Pam, a proud vegetarian, slammed Jessica Simpson on an Australian radio program because the pop country shitty singer wore a shirt a few weeks back that read: “Real Girls Eat Meat.”

Pammi blasted: “I think she is a bitch and whore.

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

She added that she is proud of not eating meat, saying: “I think it’s healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.”

That’s right, because beef, chicken, pork, and fish are all bad for you.  STDs, on the other hand, totally a-okay.

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Project Runway winner, Christian Siriano, isn’t the only celeb transsexuals are pissed at.  Victoria Beckham has also become a target for lending her support to the reigning fashion designer.

“Siriano has made himself a target because of his hateful comments. And now Posh is a target too, by default, for giving him her support, “ a transsexual source tells the Daily Mail. “She’d better be looking over her shoulder when she steps out in public from now on.”

Look over her shoulder?! Holy tranny balls, they’re going to pummel her with their multi-gender genitalia!  God, if you’re listening, you’ll do this for me.  Preferably with TMZ cameras capturing the whole thing.  Oh, and don’t forget the money shot.  That would be the icing on the skank.

Below, Victoria and gal pal Kate Beckinsale visit an ice skating rink with their kids over the weekend.

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It’s amazing to think she looks good when she does that.  Miley Cyrus is still having sex with herself on camera, as seen here in these newly leaked released candids of the 15-year-old narcissist.

Every time I see her pucker her lips all I can see is my dog’s asshole before her bowels expel her dinner.

Do you think these are common gestures and photos for a 15-year-old?

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Meet Ranae Shrider.  She’s the exgirlfriend/live-in roommate/sex tape partner of actor Verne Troyer.  Ranae is a 22-year-old aspiring model.  In Hollywood?  You don’t say! It’s only a matter of days before she gets her own reality show on the E! Network.

The paps are already on her ass asking her questions about the tape.  Yesterday, while grabbing some coffee at Starbucks Ranae said of the leaked tape, “Do I look like I should be smiling about this.”

Well, she does seem to have met Paris Hilton, if even for just one photograph.  She probably got the HO virus from her.  The HO virus is said to cause constipation, dizziness, the increased desire for a man’s DNA and excessive whoredom, seen in the form of sex tapes and upskirt shots.

Below are some unimpressive photos of Raena, including one of her with the biggest disease in the world, Paris Hilton.

For more pics of Raena, check out Celebslam.

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With the past couple of scandal-free weeks, I was starting to lose my mind writing about Kim Kardashian shopping and Heidi Montag being a “born star.”

But alas, it seems God has heard my pleas and delivered me good worth jacking to.  A new sex tape has surfaced, this time with the spotlight on actor Verne Troyer, of Austin Powers fame, and his former live-in girlfriend.

The leaked taped is currently being shopped around for bidders, with SugarDVD being the only known thus far to offer $100,000 for it.

Vivid Entertainment needs to get their hands on this!  Verne might only be 2′ 3″ but you and I both know this tape will be more entertaining than Kim or Paris’ ever were.  Those two shouldn’t even be classified as sex tapes, so far as I’m concerned. Bo-ring!

TMZ has a clip of Verne Troyer, which can be seen here.  If I was a betting chick, I’d say the sex tape will look something like this video right here.

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Rod Stewart’s 37-year-old wife Penny Lancaster whipped out her breasts for some quick nipple sucking action while on a yacht in Capri, Italy over the weekend.

In case you were wondering why older men wind up dating women nearly 30 years younger than them the answer is simple: they put out.

Methinks she got this public nipple sucking idea from Daisy Fuentes.

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