Can you smell the desperation?  Christina Aguilera is on a crusade to remind everyone that she is just as sexy as she was before popping out Max a few months back.

Photographed for Interview Magazine, Christina channels her inner slut and posed naked with a group of people I don’t know that even included a little girl.

Don’t get me wrong, the woman has a fab bod, but this shoot strikes me more as trashy than sexy.  Agree or disagree?

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Polish model Joanna Krupa turns up the heat in the Sept. issue of Maxim Magazine Germany with some hot pics of her laying about in her thong and and getting topless by the pool.

Wonder if she needs anyone to fluff her nipples before the shoot?  Any volunteers?

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Ah, yes. The life of a celebrity.  Forever being able to take off at the drop of a hat and travel the world.

Model Cindy Crawford did just that this past week as she vacationed in the Mediterranean sea, accompanied alongside XY hotties George Clooney and her husband Randy Gerber.

Not one to pass up an even tan, the 42-year-old MILF took off her top while sunbathing for all the world to see.  But unlike Pamela Anderson, Cindy didn’t cross into the X-rated threshold with video footage of her vajayjay close-up, nor of her sucking Randy off on the yacht.

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Seeing Kate Moss‘ nipple (see here and here) is about as surprising as the thought of Amy Crackhouse injecting heroin in between her toes and labia lips.  In any case, here they are for you to ogle.

Last week I saw a nipple.  It was pretty exciting.  I kept looking at her and thinking, “Ha-ha. I saw your nipple and you don’t know.”  Yeah, I have a problem.  Peope watching can quickly go from a pastime or a voyeurism fetish.

Here’s Moss and her nipes on vacation in Formentera, Spain with her mom and daughter over the weekend.

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British model Michelle Marsh bares all for the upcoming Sept. issue of Loaded Magazine.  In the magazine, the 25-year-old naturally well-endowed beauty says of maintain one’s sex life on fire:

“You’ve got to keep trying new things to keep your sex life exciting.  If things are getting boring, your missus might run off.  Check into a hotel with her.  You’ve got to spice things up.  Keep it, work on it or she will get bored and go elsewhere.”

Touché.  Even better, rent a hotel room with a heart-shaped bathtub and romantic motif.  Something about the cheesiness of it all that will make your scream louder with every orgasms she has.  It’s as though she wants the whole place to know you two came their with a mission.  The mission being to act like bunny rabbits on speed.

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This photograph of Bai Ling’s sausage nipple slip at the premiere of “X-Files: I Want to Believe” Wednesday literally made me laugh out loud.

The paparazzi’s reaction of her easily two inch nipples is absolutely priceless. That was pretty much the reaction I had the first time I ever witnessed her sausages.

The bandage covering up her undoubtedly “I was giving a blowjob in a public restroom yesterday” pretty much sums up Bai Ling’s crazy, attention hungry ways in a nutshell.

Uncensored photos are after the jump, but if you have a week stomach I suggest you spare your eyes.

I wonder if they taste like pork sausages, or spicy beef sausages?

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Did you know Corey Feldman did the voice of Michaelangelo in the live action flick of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?” Yeah, me neither.

Alright, onto what really matters: Corey’s hot ass bananas wife Susie Feldman, who was a nobody until she met him, which is kinda mind-blowing when you consider nobody gives a crap about his ass anymore.

The Playboy photos of her in the nude are pretty hot, if you ask me.  Now check this shit out, according to Feldman (him, not her) she didn’t get paid for the spread. He said, “Being that it was art, we didn’t want to make it a business thing, so she basically did it for free.”

Apparently all she wanted was for Hugh Hefner to give her a money shot so she could tell her kids when she’s old and grey and everyone has forgotten that she was somewhat relevant for 15 minutes.

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Last year Sienna Miller shot a couple nude scenes for the film “Hippie Hippie Shake” and now it seems they post-production crew is going to have to do some reworking on her chocha considering hippies had smelly vaginas instead of landing strips.

“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder,” says our studio mole. “ Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.

“Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display. A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”

The first time I ever got a Brazilian wax I was 15-years-old.  To be honest I don’t even know why I did it.  I was still a virgin and wasn’t seeing any action in my nether regions.  The worst is when they wax your ass.  It’s not so much the pain as you thinking, ‘God, I hope I look pretty back there!’

View Sienna’s uncensored landing strip here.

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During my daily Internet search for hot chicks for all you hungry boys and girls to drool after I came across some screen caps of Portuguese actress Soraia Chaves topless in some film named “Call Girl.”

It hadn’t occurred to me that the movie might not be current, but then I came to my senses and reminded myself all you care about is the T&A and not the timeline.  In any case, the film came out in 2007 and 26-year-old Soraia’s perky bosoms perfectly.

Uncensored topless screen caps are after the jump.  I’ve also added some sexy GQ photo shoot of her below. Enjoy.

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Some afternoon T&A for you kids to ogle. Metzker Viki for the August issue of CKM Hungary.

(Pay no mind to her face. She should seriously consider investing some money and buy Rumer Willis’ ugly as f^ck bag. I’m sure it would greatly enhance her modeling career. What’s a killer body when the face could kill you with just one glance.)

More Hungarian honeys here, here, and here.

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