Keeley Hazell at some Rock Band Bowling Evening event two nights ago.

Wait… what?  Why is she not walking around topless?  It’s like, ‘What are you trying to prove?’ Pssha.

Check out a wide array of Keeley tittie shots here.

Here is model Bar Refaeli at the “Blindness” premiere during the 61st Cannes International Film Festival this week.

Snooze alert!

Bar needs to up the energy on her look a little. It’d be nice to see her all glammed up for once. Her hair is always pulled back, while her makeup is impressively boring time and time again.

To see her in bikini after bikini, check out her gallery.

Naomi Campbell might be a political retarded in my book, but that doesn’t mean I won’t stare at her ass.

That, dear friends, is a good looking butt.

Here is Naomi in the June ‘08 issue of i-D Magazine.

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It seems actor Billy Zane isn’t through sucking on Kelly Brook’s titties just quite yet, seeing as how the pair have reconciled.

According to The Sun, the Titanic actor flew to London from a film set in South Africa and bought chocolates and roses for Brook.

“Kelly was giggling and looked very happy,” said a source. “She kept touching his arm.”

A witness added: “Billy looked like the cat that got the cream. But she seemed to be teasing - it looked like she was keeping him on his toes.”

If I had a woman as fine as Kelly I swear I would never leave the house. I’d be a filthy sex addict.

Actually, I don’t think I’d even stick it inside her hole all that much.  Really, I’d just like to give her rope after rope after rope of my sticky protein all over that fabulous rack of hers.

Here are some old photos of Kelly in Arena Magazine.

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Thank you to Vogue Germany for these beautiful topless photos of Claudia Schiffer in their June ‘08 issue. And a big screw you to photographer Mario Testino for telling her to cover up her luscious tits in the shoot.

Watch Claudia get a little kinky in the bedroom in these photos of her in GQ Magazine from back in April.

Hugh Hefner, 82, should watch his 28-year-old girlfriend Holly Madison swallow her birth control with his own two eyes if I were him.

Not because they’re screwing, but because someone else might be screwing her and Hef will be the one to end up paying in the end.

“We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago,” a dejected Holly told Tarts at last week’s “Playmate of the Year” luncheon held at the iconic Mansion. “It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

While the 28-year-old glamour girl may still be holding out for a miraculous jump-start, she found it difficult to deal with her boyfriend’s thoughts on the situation as she sadly turned away while he spoke.

“I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life,” Hef said. “But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing; I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

I’ve heard if you lick a man’s taint he’ll give you anything you want. Or so I’ve heard. I just do it ’cause I like the way it tastes.

NSFW nude photos of Holly below.

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Well, in that case…

This skank has never reproduced, right? Let’s hope not.

Beautiful brunette snatch Bianca Deacy in the February ‘08 Czech issue of Esquire Magazine.

What is it about these Eastern European women that makes our animal instincts go wild?

Some more photos of Complex’s latest hottie, model/singer and Amsterdam native Chelina Manuhutu.

We need to keep our eyes on this chick. Something tell me fame is just around the corner.

Sarah Larson, former escort turned George Clooney’s current love, is featured in the upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

In it she tries to bring life into her otherwise flat personality, but fails miserably in the process.

On first meeting George about four years ago while working at a Las Vegas resort, when she was attached to someone else: “We were hanging out and dancing and being goofballs. Nothing crazy. We talked, that’s it.”

On things getting serious in June of 2007 when they ran into each other at the premiere of Ocean’s Thirteen: “I got texts, and we just started talking. George is funny and sweet, and he’s good to be around. I see him as a normal person, like anyone else. He just happens to have a well-known face.”

On watching marathons of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels while recovering from their motorcycle accident last September: “We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

Our thoughts on Clooney’s main squeeze?

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