Topic: Me Love You Long Time

Tila Tequila is Making Me Hungry

Suddenly I find myself hankering for some cornbread drizzled in soy sauce. Huh.

Here’s Tila Tequila and her orange ass flashing her panties and posing for the paps outside Mr. Chow earlier this week.

Check out her gallery here.

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Tila Tequila Bikini Spread For King Magazine

King Magazine has finally put out the full spread of our favorite bisexual Asian slut, Tila Tequila, up on their website.  The interview is actually kinda interesting.  Unless your sober, then not so much.

Turns out Tila was a stripper in high school. Shocking, I know.  I’m not gonna lie, if I could interview Tila I totally would in a heartbeat.  Does she prefer the salty taste of a man’s sum or the sweet taste of a woman’s juices? Dammit, I need answers!

Read full interview here.  See full Tila Gallery here.

Battlestar Galactica’s Grace Park Does Complex

Check out these photos of Korean-Canadian actress Grace Park in the June/July issue of Complex Magazine.

The Battlestar Galactica actress also starred as a bisexual Asian stripper in 2000’s “Romeo Must Die.”

The sci-fi show might be a bit much, but a bisexual Asian stripper? Point me to the nearest Blockbuster!

For the full spread and interview, click here.

Tila Tequila Does King Magazine

Just the other day I posted these photos of Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen in the latest issue of Blender Magazine, and wouldn’t you know it, the little Asian slut has surfaced again, this time on the cover of King Magazine’s 3rd Annual Wet Issue. Check out a preview of the issue here.

Thien, better know as Tila Tequila, has also collaborated with Hot Rod, a rapper signed onto 50 Cent’s G-Unit Records. The song, eloquently titled “I Like to F^ck,” features the Vietnamese reality star rapping about all things sex.

Surprisingly enough, I kinda like her vocals. Even her filthy lyrics, such as “I like to fuck sexy boys, sexy girls” and “I like to fuck, suck cock until I hurl.” What can I say, us sluts gotta stick together.

The song reminds me of the song “F^ck the Pain Away” by electroclash musician skank Peaches. As a matter of fact, “Hot Rod” is a track on Peaches’ sophomore album The Teaches of Peaches. I love that woman. Hot trash!

Check out a remix of the Hot Rod track after the jump, as well as the video for “F^ck the Pain Away” by Peaches. That song is the shit. It makes me wanna relive my younger days and take some ecstasy and dance the night away.

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Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

Japanese glamour model Yoko Matsugane.

Yeah, they’re naturally that big.

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Precious Adona Does FHM Philippines

Filipina actress Precious Adona at your service in the May ‘08 issue of FHM Philipine’s.

A little Spanish, a little Asian, a little slice of heaven.

Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

Adult superstar Tera Patrick.

Enough said.

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Tila Tequila Does Blender Magazine

Here is Tila Tequila in the June ‘08 issue of Blender Magazine.

Why is she still around?

Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

Glamour model Christine Mendoza.

Her mother must have eating a lot of spicy food when she was pregnant, because this woman is smoking hot!

I bet that ass can really take a pounding.

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Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

Yet another interracial hotties to get your wet dream a-flowing, here’s Japanese American model and former Playboy Playmate Lisa Marie Scott.

How many of you would like to replace that water hose with something else? That’s what I thought.

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