Well, well… what do we have here?!  Despite Russell Simmons and his yoga enthusiast girlfriend Porschla Coleman having broken up earlier this month, it seems the couple might be rethinking things.

Can you blame them?  Her juices must taste like a combination of champagne and strawberries.  And what must Russell’s love juices taste like?  That’s easy. Money.

Here is the couple at the 9th annual Art for Life benefit gala held in East Hampton, New York over the weekend.

Sexy Porschla pics here and here.

Say it ain’t so! The girl is not even 19-years-old yet!

Always play it coy when they are asked about their love relationship, it appears that Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere are bringing their romance into the next level.

The thing between the celebrity couple is getting more serious as the actor has been spotted ring shopping and thus prompted engagement speculation.

In Touch Weekly reported that Milo has recently told a friend of his that he wants to propose to Hayden later this year despite the fact that she’s still 18 years old.

The friend informed the publication, “Milo was looking at rings in late June. He really likes Cartier and intends to spend around $200,000.”

I know it’s not the same situation, but every time I think of people getting married super young I think of this girl I went to school with in high school that got knocked-up her senior year and her mom made her get married to the guy.

Four years later she’d had two kids, one abortion, and divorced the asshole she’d married shortly after he’d gotten into a car accident and was paralyzed. So yeah, not the same thing at all. The moral of the story is don’t date assholes and girls take your damn birth control pills!

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Every time I see photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson my heart grows a little bigger.

Photographed here on the set of “Labor Pains” yesterday, the young couple seemed in good spirits as they laughed and got touchy feely with each other.

Sam is rumored to have bought Linds a $22,000 commitment ring for her 22nd birthday last week.  And the love doesn’t stop there.

“Lindsay left a message from Samantha up on her Blackberry all day. It said, ‘I love you, honey. Happy four month anniversary,” a source reveals to Life & Style Magazine.

You know Lindsay creamed her panties as soon as she read the message, followed by hours of the two of them scissoring each others snatches when they got home.

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Serbian NBA player Marko Jarić has finally proposed to girlfriend Adriana Lima after just nine months of dating.

Dude, nine months?!  I won’t even move in with someone unless we’ve been dating more than three years!  Then again, when you’re girlfriend is a hot supermodel who refuses to put out until marriage I guess marriage doesn’t so too bad.

Marko’s publicist confirmed the engagement saying, “He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”

Virgins are so overrated.  I’ll take a slut over a tight vagina any day.

Here is Adriana Lima out and about in Manhattan yesterday.

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OK! Magazine reports Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong didn’t bother hiding their affection for one another while at Dolce & Gabbana’s party at Baoli restaurant in Cannes Friday.

After hitting the dance floor, a source reportedly found Kate cleaning a white men’s shirt in the bathroom sink. “I asked her what she was doing,” recalls the source. “Kate blushed and laughed — And then Lance walked out of a stall topless!”

Ah, yes. Because nothing says romance like having a quickie in a public bathroom stall before wiping up the jizz from your man’s shirt. Let’s hope she wore some underwear… or he, at least, a condom. Cum drizzling down your leg is not a good look!

Here are some old photos of Kate in a bikini for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.

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Jessica Alba is officially off the market.

Mom-to-be Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, People confirms. The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.

According to a source, they were married in the Beverly Hills courthouse’s ceremony room under an arch of green silk foliage and white flowers. They were casually dressed, with Alba wearing a long blue dress and her hair back in a ponytail.

“She looked happy but nervous,” the source says.

Warren, in a white shirt and brown pants, arrived with Alba at about 11:30 a.m. on Monday, applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before a staff member from the courthouse married them, the source says.

Nobody else attended the wedding, the source adds.

Positive for herpes, knocked-up, and now married to a porn-addicted douche before she could pop out a bastard child. Wow, Jessica Alba’s life has turned out fabulously.

Here are some photos of Jessica before the shit really hit the fan. Boy was she absolutely delicious. Hopefully she can maintain it post-baby. Enjoy the pics!

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Justin Timberlake is ready to settle down with girlfriend Jessica Biel, reports The Sun. There is even buzz circulating that the 26-year-old actress is knocked-up. She has recently refrained from any alcohol sparking rumors.

A friend of Timberlake’s said of the 27-year-old pop star, “For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica. He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

Apparently Justin can’t do math, however. He was with both Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz for four years before they split, which is a pretty lengthy amount of time if you ask me.

Biel, on the other hand, he’s only been dating since January ‘07. Sounds to me like he should wait and see if they make it past the four year mark before he commits to licking her snatch for all eternity.

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Not that anyone cares, but these two tools are now married.

The cutest part — they bought matching his and her clit stimulators.  Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, and Tony Romo showed up after all.

Note: Photos are of a past Ashlee Simpson birthday bash, not the wedding.

A snitch told Full Disclosure that Jennifer Aniston is in love with John Mayer’s perfect meatball sub, presumably not the six inch.

Ex-lovers of John say it’s not just the fact that he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy. *Whispers* I think that means he has a big schlong.

“She’s just so happy and giggly. It is completely out of character,” said one spy. Duh, her face is getting stamped nightly with his meaty balls! Who wouldn’t be giggly over balls in your face?

But this right here, this is the best part. An ex of his was overheard saying, “His body actually is a wonderland.” Shut the f^ck up. No she did not. Who the f^ck says shit like that?

If any girl around me were to ever try to get clever with such cheesiness I would not hesitate to whip out my dildo and smack her across the face with one swift motion.

OK! Magazine reports Topher Grace was seen eating Minka Kelly’s pie at a restaurant in Hollywood Thursday night.

According to witnesses at Stonefire Pizza Co. in L.A., Minka and Topher, two of Hollywood’s oddest-named celebs, were being extremely affectionate with each other, and looked like they wanted to make out Thursday night as they shared a pie.

Nevermind. Guess they were eating pie, not he was eating her pie. Either way, I love the fact that they ate the one dessert that represents vagina. How deep of him.

BTW, I love that above photo OK! chose to run of him. They were definitely going for a more subdued version of ‘beauty and the beast.’ There are way better photos of him out there.

Below, photos of Minka at the Entertainment Weekly Upfront Party in NYC earlier this week.