August 20th, 2008
Jessica Alba’s trainer spoke with People Magazine and revealed how the actress already managed to lose 25 lbs. since having given birth to daughter Honor Marie Warren just two months ago.
Her trainer revealed:
“Jessica went from a size 8 to a size 4 pretty quickly,” says Alba’s longtime trainer Ramona Braganza. [She] has been opting for a low-fat, low-carb diet as part of Braganza’s 321 Baby Bulge Be Gone plan.
She has been sweating, too: With an elliptical machine and treadmill at home, Alba, 27, has resumed her routine of core exercises, cardio and circuit training.
“The baby always comes first, but Jessica definitely set goals for herself,” says Braganza, who now trains Alba six days a week.
And having a workout buddy helped. “She loves working out with a girlfriend,” says Braganza, whose client, actress Jamie King, frequently trains with Alba.
But the question remains, why does she now have four boobs? Hmmmmm?
And as my way of paying homage to Jessica and keeping you pervs happy, here is a nice little bonus gallery of Alba’s pre-baby body. Enjoy!
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July 26th, 2008
Ashlee Simpson and Douchebag McGee dined at La Loggia Italian Bistro in Studio City earlier this week.
Her breastesses have come in quite nicely. Although, when someone’s personality is annoying and as flat as Ashlee’s even big breasts aren’t enough to spawn interest.
July 16th, 2008
Quick! Bar every hospital door… Paris Hilton is on the prowl!
Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden.
“She’s jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend. “A baby would put her back in the news.”
Hilton, who’s only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she’s never done before - swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn.
The only way Paris will ever be able to procreate is by stealing another woman’s newborn baby. Her uterus is about as functional as Bret Michael’s bandana is at hiding his male pattern baldness.
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July 7th, 2008
Light the cigar joint, kids! Matthew McConaughey’s model girlfriend, Camila Alves, has given birth to a 7 lb., 4 oz. baby boy.
Born at 6:22 p.m. in California yesterday, the bongo enthusiast said of his newborn child:
“Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world — Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure — raising one, together.”
Amazing to think his sperm still works after all the ganja this dude has inhaled. No word yet on whether or not he’s named the future stoner Budweiser or PBR.
Below, photos of his tight Brazilian girlfriend pre-vaginal sperm consumption. Enjoy.
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June 11th, 2008
A knocked-up Ashlee Simpson was photographed parading her pregger boobs in Hollywood yesterday. The beautiful thing about the Internet is that you don’t have to hear the celebrities talking, you can just stare at their breasts as they bounce. Correct me if I’m wrong, but are those nipple shadows I see?
To be honest pregnancy boobs scare me. When I was a 8-year-old little girl my mom asked me to take food to a neighbor of ours who’d just given birth. The husband told me to just go in the room and drop it off.
Next thing I know I’m watching this baby suckling on a Yeti’s nipple. That bitch’s breasts were so hairy if I’d had a shotgun I’d have shot her and phone The National Geographic to document the mythical creature’s existence.
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June 10th, 2008
In an effort to stay in character as a bitch, Jessica Alba had told the New York Daily News she wasn’t planning on selling any photos of newborn daughter Honor Marie Warren, saying “I haven’t really gotten any (offers) — not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull.”
But according to several magazine insiders Alba’s just talking shit as usual. “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that,” said one insider.
A magazine could pay Alba seven figures and that ingrate still wouldn’t smile. I wouldn’t be surprised if she throws that baby against the wall if her first words aren’t “mommy.”
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June 9th, 2008
I’m beginning to think Jordan Bratman hired Tara Reid’s plastic surgeon to perform a boob job on his wife without her knowing while she was still drugged up after child birth. Either that or she just thinks we’re stupid.
Despite all of us being able to see the scars of Christina Aguilera’s boob job she maintains the fact that she became an E-cup due to her pregnancy.
Now sources are saying the dirrty party girl plans on breastfeeding her son Max until he is 2-years-old because she “loves her fuller cleavage” and “wants to keep it as long as she can.”
Someone should remind her she’s got fuller cleavage because of her implants. That and the fact that you can’t drink while breastfeeding. In other words, she would have to say adios to all those late-nights clubbing and getting wasted. Sacrifice drinking for her baby’s safety? Psha!
Check out the Christina Aguilera Gallery here.
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June 9th, 2008
FINALLY! Jessica Alba’s rep has confirmed the disgruntle actress gave birth to a baby girl this past Friday in Los Angeles.
No word yet on whether she’s named her Honor Warren, nor whether or not the baby turned out to be “brown.” Jessica has told Latina Magazine a few months back that she was hoping her baby was brown, saying, “I’m excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please!”
How long after one gives birth does postpartum depression kick in? The woman is already miserable 24/7, so it’s only natural that she get it. Wait until Cash Warren leaves her ass in a couple of years. I wouldn’t be surprised if Alba lost it and try drowning her own young.
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