Say it ain’t so!

According to The Daily Mail, Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have split up.  But that’s not the tragic part.

The tragic part is that she’s gone back to boinking THIS greasy excuse for a person.

Miranda and Brandon, who recently split from another Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi, were spotted canoodling at two clubs in NYC in recent weeks, claims US magazine In Touch.

A witness told the publication they were ‘making out’ during a night out at 1Oak before taking their public display of affection to Beatrice Inn.

The onlooker said: ‘They didn’t seem to care who saw.’

Added the source: ‘Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando.’

‘He’s her rebound guy.’

Miranda and Orlando, 31, quietly began dating last year.

Who in their right mind goes from dating Orlando Bloom to Brandon Davis? Uggg.  Obviously her vagina doesn’t know a quality dick when it sees one.

Me, on the other hand, I not only know how to spot them, I know how to treat them, too.  With one hand on the shaft, the other on the balls, and my head bobbing up and down. Sounds good, doesn’t it?

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By now it’s no secret that Sienna Miller’s mouth and vagina are keeping busy swallowing Brothers & Sisters’ actor Balthazar Getty’s sperm, as the couple have made no attempt to keep their affair a secret from the world.

Photos surfaced this week of Miller parading around topless with Getty in Italy, who, despite having his wife’s name tattooed on his chest, is clearly not committed to his marriage anymore.

Friends of his wife of eight years, Rosetta, say she is humiliated by the public affair.

“It’s humiliating,” a friend tells People. “Rosetta left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly.”

I see Rosetta is a “glass half empty” kind of gal.  Homegirl has hit the lottery and doesn’t even know it!  Face the facts, your man is a total douche.

On the plus side you can divorce him, take half his money and start your life anew.  Most women who get cheated on by their men are lucky if they walk away STD-free.  At least you’ll get enough moola in the process to pay for your lifetime supply of Valtrex!

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Here are some boobilicious pics of some chick named Jerri Byrne in the August issue of CKM Poland.

My not knowing who she is lead to my Googling her name.  I still don’t know who she is, but apparently she likes to take off her clothes a lot.

See what I mean here and here.

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Latin television host Lilí Brillanti takes it all off for the July/August issue of H Extremo Magazine.

Three of the four runners up in yesterday’s Miss Universe pageant were Latinas, not including the reigning queen, Miss Venezuela.  So it should go without saying that Latin women are muy caliente, to say the least.

And if these photos of Lilí aren’t proof enough of why she’s on television, then maybe this video footage of her announcing the weather forecast in a bikini will.

It hasn’t even been two months since Sienna Miller split from former beau Rhys Ifans and already she’s found herself a new cream-filled Twinkie to suck on.

Despite her new man, oil heir Balthazar Getty, having recently denied that the two of them are dating, these new intimate photographs of the couple on holiday in Italy prove otherwise.

An insider said of their couple on vacation, “They were all over each other for the whole afternoon.  They had no qualms about showing the world they were together There was lots of kissing and cuddling.”

It should be noted that Getty is married man of four, who bears his wife’s name in ink over his heart.

So why is Getty hooking up with 26-year-old Sienna? Considering her track record, it’s definitely not because her loose goose is any tighter than his wife’s.  My guess is she let’s him stick it to her in the butt.  Although, that’s probably not much tighter either.

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The ever classy Pamela Anderson paid the KFC Outlet in Southport, Queensland, Australia a visit this week to hand deliver a signed letter of protest on behalf of PETA regarding the treatment of chickens by KFC.

According to PETA’s website, the letter reads:

“I’ve been in Australia filming Big Brother, in which my housemates and I are confined and sealed off from the outside world, much like the chickens who are crammed inside barns for KFC. Fortunately, I won’t be stomped to death, have my legs broken or be scalded to death in a tank of hot water—yet, as PETA’s undercover videos have revealed, the chickens raised for KFC’s restaurants in Australia often suffer these abuses.”

Elegantly enough, PETA alluded to Pamela being a whore in their post, the title reading “Pam Anderson Goes Down Under,” followed by them saying, “OK, how predictable was that title? Here’s something else that’s predictable (in a good way this time).” Way to trash the woman defending your values.

Women like Pamela Anderson irritate the horniness out of me.  I understand where she’s coming from, but considering she jumps from penis to penis without any regard for her children and is rumored to never be around them I can’t quite see someone defending chickens but failing to be a good mother to her own children.  Am I right, or am I right?

In related news, you can see Pam’s nipples in these photos. TA-DA!

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Actress Selma Blair, of “Hellboy II: The Golden Army,” is tired of being typecast as the “quirky” girl in Hollywood.

“I guess I courted it somehow … I’ve taken pretty odd roles,” she tells Los Angeles Confidential mag’s summer issue. “I really wanted to be the pretty girl — glamorous, sweet, pretty, sexy … everything I’m not seen as.”

Who told her she isn’t sweet, pretty, or sexy?  I’ve always loved Selma’s film roles (except for “Storytelling” — that shit was weiiiird) and have always considered her to be very beautiful.  Although she really ought to grow her hair long again. Not a fan of the short ‘do.

In any case, if you stare long and hard you might see her nipples in these pics.  Incidentally your penis might also get long and hard.

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Here are some topless photos of some knocked-up chick called Maria Beatriz Anthony who’s dating some famous soccer player named Ronaldo.

Who he is, I don’t know, because all the websites I’ve seen keep saying he’s not Christiano Ronaldo, as if I’m supposed to know who he is too.

And frankly there’s no point my even looking him up on Wikipedia since all you care about are Maria’s long nipples. Seriously, they’re long enough to hold a couple CDs. Maybe even three or four.

Anyway, the point is this chick is sunbathing topless on some dingy/boat/yacht somewhere and I’d say I’m turned on, except she’s preggers and that’s not really my fetish.

NSFW uncensored topless pics after the jump.

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Remember a few months back when Christie’s Auction House was auctioning nude uncensored photographs of Gisele Bundchen, Carla Bruni, and Kate Moss?

Here is the full set of Gisele photographs as snapped by Michel Comte, the photographer who took the photo sold at auction for $193,000. Nothing about Gisele is worth six figures.  Not even in the nude.  Not even a blowjob.

Nevertheless, there’s some slight nipple action in these other shots so if nipples make your nether regions happy, you might want to take a look.

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Orlando Bloom and his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr showed off their birthday suits while vacationing in Spain over the weekend.

Miranda’s nipple was partially exposed and captured on film by the prying eyes of the paparazzi’s lens despite her attempt to hide her nip behind a book.  Also photographed, Orlando Bloom’s butt.

She’s a cute girl, but if I had to choose between the two my vagina would rather Orlando Bloom over this Victoria’s Secret model.  Miranda lacks flavor, while Orlando has an exceptionally beautiful butt.

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