Topic: Hot Snatch of the Week

Hot Snatch of the Week: Layla Kayleigh

Who: Layla Kayleigh

Background: Born and raised in South London, Layla is a beautiful blend of Caucasian, African, Mediterranean, and Middle Eastern ancestry

What she does: Host of the G4 Network’s Attack of the Show!, co-host of MTV’s America’s Best Dance Crew as well as made appearances on Fox Sports Networks The Best Damn Sports Show Ever and hostess of World Poker Tour Season Six.

About her ideal man: “I wish to God I could find a sexy man. I meet so many different men and either they’re really arrogant and flashy or they’re scared to be themselves and they feel like they have to lie or run games. All the men I’ve met have been like little boys. And I don’t want a boy; I want a man. So long as he’s a man and he knows how to treat a woman, I don’t care whether he’s black, white, Asian or Spanish.” — King Magazine, 2006

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Sallie Toussaint

Name:   Sallie Toussaint

Born: In Connecticut to Trinidadian parents.

Claim to Fame: The model has won the title of both Miss Connecticut (2000) and Miss World USA (1997).  She has graced the pages of top magazines such as Vogue and Essence.  Sallie has since transitioned into acting, having been cast in Martin Scorsese’s “The Departed,” as well as the hit TV show The Sopranos.

Personal Quote: I would definitely not date a guy like [Justin] Timberlake. Bringing sexy back? Why doesn’t he bring his balls back? After the Janet Jackson thing where he didn’t step up. I stopped liking him he could have helped tremendously by just being a man but he didn’t, he ripped her top and ran. Timberwuss is quite the fairy. He needs to man up!

Why She Is Desirable: Aside from the fact that she’s absolutely stunning, she’s educated too.  Sallie studied journalism at the University of Connecticut on a full scholarship.  Her father and her also manage an orphanage in Trinidad.

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Dukai Regina

Name: Dukai Regina

Occupation: Model/Singer

Place of Birth: Hungary

Pros: Dukai is a pretty big singer in her CUNTry, which means she could probably get you into the VIP section were all the other hot models are.

Cons: You won’t be able to understand what she’s humming when you’re penis is in her mouth.  You know, because of the language barrier and all.

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Alina Vacariu

Name: Alina Vacariu

Date of Birth: December 14, 1984

Place of Birth: Romania

Likes: She can talk dirty to us in a different language.

Dislikes: Alina is a pussy lover.  And I don’t mean the one between my legs.  The Romanian model digs cats, but doesn’t do women.  There goes the threesome!

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Adriana Lima

There’s no chance Adriana Lima is still a virgin, right?

Such a waste of perfect DSLs. For shame.

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Jennifer Nicole Lee

A mother of two weighing in at over 200 lbs., Jennifer Nicole Lee was fed up with her life as an overweight soccer mom. One year later, she’d dropped over 70 lbs. and won a bikini competition.

“I wanted to prove the point that you can be a mother and still be sexy and fit,” she says.

Since shedding the excess weight and upping her sexy image, Jennifer has posed for publications such as Maxim, FHM, and Body Fitness International.

Take a good look, boys and girls. Jennifer should serve as an inspiration to us all. The MILF is totally smokin’!!!

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Monica Ferreira

I’d like to introduce you to model Monica Ferreira as published in a Venezuelan bikini magazine. I’m telling you, these latin eyecandy magazines really know how to pick out their snatch.

Downside is they don’t have the appropriate budget needed for quality Photoshopping. Seriously, what the hell did they do to that ass?

It looks like she only washes one cheek.

Hot Snatch of the Week

Canadian model Jayde Nicole has been named Playboy’s “Playmate of the Year” for 2008. Hugh Hefner hosted a party in celebration of her title at the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The body is bangin’, but the face isn’t all there. I’ve definitely used my dildo on strippers hotter than her.

Our thoughts on Jayde?

UPDATE: Got some nude photos for you guys! She looks way hotter in the nude. Go figure! Dude, you have to check out her tattoo (NSFW). Gotta love a feminist. Ironically enough, you know that part of her body has had more cum on it than inside her vagina.

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Mariah Carey

Never in my wildest dreams did I envision Mariah Carey as a part of our Hot Snatch of the Week. One look at these photos in the June ’08s issue of i-D magazine and you can see why we chose her.

Mariah has certainly shaped up since her “Glitter” days. Girl is looking good now! She may not have Gisele’s supermodel body, but she that doesn’t mean she should be looked over. Mariah — you’ve done good, girl!

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Hot Snatch of the Week: Keeley Hazell

New Photos of British Glamour Model Keeley Hazell Showing Off Her Sweet, Beautiful Tits

What better way to end the week than with some brand spanking new photos of British beauty Keeley Hazell as photographed for FHM?

If I could have any chicks breasts, it would be Keeley’s. For realz. These things are the real deal.

To see more of Keeley’s blessed rack, click here and check out her gallery.

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