Topic: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Adabel Guerrero Does Maxim Argentina

Some chick named Adabel Guerrero in the July ‘08 issue of Maxim Argentina.

Why?  Because I like my women a nice, luscious ass that can talk dirty to me en español“Ay, papi.  Si, metemelo por el culo.” Just thinking about it makes my panties all wet.

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Some Brazilian Chick Wearing Black Lingerie

Ellen Roche in this month’s issue of UM Brazil.

Can’t you just smell her delicious scent?

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Naomi Watts Does Harper’s Bazaar

Over exposure to beautiful celebrities has definitely altered my perception of the definition of beauty.  Years ago I recall thinking how beautiful Australian actress Naomi Watts was, and now when I look at her all I can think is, ‘Meh.’

Here is the actress in the current issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia.

Brooke Hogan Does Maxim Magazine

Brooke Hogan’s cleft chin and fake tetas have finally made it to the pages of Maxim Magazine.

I’d say she’s moving up in the world, but you and I both know if she’d applied as a Hometown Hottie these photos would be at the bottom of a dumpster somewhere.

By the way, does anyone else think it was kind of a dick move to put dog tags around a girl whose brother destroyed the life of a member of the US Military?

Classy move, Maxim.  What am I saying? This was probably Brooke’s way of “giving back” to the military community. SMH.

‘Heroes’ Star Ali Larter Lures Us In a Bikini

Not since the days when Ali Larter sprayed whip cream all over her naked body in “Varsity Blues” have I found her attractive.  She’s pretty, but not necessarily anything special.

All the same, these photos of her wearing a unique bikini cut the actress has definitely made a few bumps up the hot list.

In commemoration of her whip cream bikini days, below I’ve included the vid clip for you. Enjoy!

Pamela Anderson Does Radar Magazine

Pamela Anderson and her legendary tits grace the July/August cover of Radar Magazine.

It’s amazing what Photoshop can do, eh?

And what’s with the sweet red cherry?  All this time I thought Pam liked big salty sausages.

To read interview, click here.

Gisele Topless & Wearing Knee Highs for GQ Mag

Gisele Bundchen plays around while topless in tube socks and underwear in the July ‘08 issue of GQ Magazine.

Never a huge fan of Gisele, I’ll still admit these photos are sexy.  The kinda sexy you see in your partner when they are lying on your bed after calling in sick and doing absolutely nothing but having sex and watching B-list movies on network cable all day long.  That part of a relationship is always the best.

Problem is then you read her interview with the publication and you’re swiftly reminded of yet another reason she’s not really all that sexy: She sounds like a bitch.

Full GQ interview here.

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Marisa Miller Does Australia’s Ralph Magazine

Check this fabulous spread of Marisa Miller sweet luscious tits in the May ‘08 issue of Australia’s Ralph Magazine.

These photos are actually from the Sports Illustrated issue.  Not that I’m complaining.  These are some of the most flattering photographs of Marisa’s rack ever taken.  God Bless whatever gene gave her such a great pair of tits.

For more of Marisa’s hot bod, check out her gallery here.

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Marisa Miller Flaunts Her Stuff for Maxim Magazine

Ever since Sports Illustrated put Marisa Miller on the cover of the swimsuit issue she’s become an unexpected figure appearing a slew of magazine and events.

Photos of Marisa always make my panties all wet, but then I see photos of her in person and then the magic dies.  The woman is most definitely attractive and I’d kill to lay her, but ultimately she looks worn out in real life.

Marisa strikes me as the kind of All-American Girl who spends her off days surfing off the coast of her San Diego beach pad, never caring about her skin leathering up below the burning sun.

Photos of Marisa Miller in the July ‘08 issue of Maxim Magazine below.

Check out her gallery here.

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Charlize Theron Shows Some Skin For GQ Mag

Check out the Charlize Theron spread in the July ‘08 issue of British GQ Magazine.

Hollywood needs more women like Charlize.  Sophisticated, classy, humble, gorgeous, and never one to let a perfectly good apple go to waste.

She’s like Jesus and stuff. I bet she could even turn water into wine if she wanted to.

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