Actress Kate Beckinsale, seen here outside the “Late Show with David Letterman” theatre in New York City yesterday, revealed plenty of interesting tidbits during her most recent interview with Mean Magazine.

On the inspiration for high heels:
“Apparently, during orgasm, a woman’s feet move like this [makes tiptoe gesture], and that’s the reason they invented high heels. So next time you’re having an orgasm, pay attention to your feet and you’ll see.”

On the responsibilities of being a mother:
“Babies show up as themselves. I really do believe you can f*** a person up terribly by being a bad parent, but they arrive kind of 80 percent baked, and that 20 percent is crucial, but they do show up with personality.”

On the appeal of raw food:
“I can’t do raw. I can’t do sushi, even. Anything that has that vaginal quality to it. I’d rather an actual vagina than that, honestly.”

Kate always has something interesting to say. First she says her best feature is her “twat” and now she talks about orgasms and vaginal quality. I think I’m in love.

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David Beckham might have had an affair with Spanish glamour model Rebecca Loos, but that doesn’t mean his wife, Victoria Beckham, and him don’t have a saucy sex life.

As a matter of fact, The Sun UK reports the couple visited the Pleasure Chest adult superstore in Hollywood this past weekend.

A source said: “David grabbed a small shopping basket and stocked up on some goods. Victoria was very vocal, cracking jokes constantly.

“They seemed to know exactly what they wanted and after asking an assistant where items were, they grabbed what they came for.”

The power couple is said to have purchased massage oil, personal lubricant, a Cyberskin vibrator, a leather braided cane and a padded black collar.

A padded black collar? Me-ow! Something tells me David’s eyes won’t be straying anytime soon. Even if Victoria Beckham does have a pig face.

Homegirl is not attractive. But hey, love makes you do some strange things. Such as f— anorexic chicks with pig faces. I’m just saying.

Here are the most attractive photos I could find of Posh Spice without vomiting, including some NSFW nude ones after the jump.

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Brazilian model Yasmin Brunet has made a splash onto the scene, not for her full bosom, but for having confessed her love for Angelina Jolie during her Sports Illustrated interview for their 2008 swimsuit issue.

I feel a secret connection with …
“Angelina Jolie! We’re both Geminis. I love her, oh my god. She’s the perfect woman. I would totally be with her if she wanted me. I would totally convert myself to being a lesbian full time. She’s the sexiest woman ever.”

Hot damn, Yasmin seemed to get pretty excited when they asked her question. I think I can smell her sweet c^nt juice all the way over here.

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Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz participate in a threesome with Javier Bardem in Woody Allen’s film “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.”

The chicks also have their own lesbian scene, which sounds pretty damn hot judging from what a source told PageSix.

“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”

Gasping, eh? That’s a strong word. That scene better be damn good and with plenty of nudity. I’m talking nipples and poon shots.

Also, are there are dildos involved? I’m hoping not. Never been a fan, really. I prefer direct tongue on kitty action.

Let me ask you something, when you watch porn… are you watching the act of them shooting their loads or what they are saying? That’s what I thought.

Via Wired:

While many a hearing person has muted a porn video, it’s nice to have a choice about what you want to hear — or see — and what you don’t. Deaf Bunny (NSFW), the first deaf-owned and deaf-staffed porn company, launched in August with the mission of making porn accessible to deafies and their hearing partners in as many forms as possible.

Through subtitles, sign language, cartoonish thought bubbles, full audio and blatant use of technology, anyone can understand the complex plot and tangled relationships portrayed in the company’s first DVD release, Naughty Deaf Roommates.

This is so damn stupid. Since when do people need sign language to translate T&A?

Please accept my sincerest apologies in the form of Brazilian bombshell Adriana Lima. Enjoy.

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Lily Allen is my kind of gal. She recently admitted she’s taken it up the butt from her Chemical Brothers‘ boyfriend, Ed Simons. The creepy part? She shared this info with her dad!

Lily, the daughter of actor Keith Allen, said: “I was with mum dad, his wife and my sister. We were all sitting round and I said my nipples really hurt today.

“My dad’s wife said maybe you’re pregnant. I said no I’m not pregnant and my dad went: ‘Are you telling me you and your boyfriend have had sex?’

“I said: ‘Well yes but I didn’t think you could have sex by having it in the bum bum!’

“I thought I would write a song about it that goes: ‘I didn’t know you could pregnant from the bum bum’.”

Classy.  Wonder if she gets her bum bum bleached?

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While at the L.A. opening of the new Kiki De Montparnasse lingerie store, newly single cutie pie Selma Blair said amidst garter belts and slips:

“I have a lot of it, but mostly for myself,” she said. “It just makes you feel beautiful.”

And that, incidentally, is also what she’s looking for in a man. “I want someone who makes me feel good,” she said, adding with a sly smile, “if you know what I mean.”

Somehow in my mind this translates into Selma Blair masterbating while wearing lace. Boy wouldn’t I want to walk into that situation. And I like the photo of her holding the whip. Naughty.

Did you know that Selma Blair was Britney Spears’s kissing partner in the “Toxic” video? Yeah, I didn’t know that either until today. Makes me wanna rub myself some more.

Correction:  It was Selma’s ex-boyfriend, model Matthew Felker, who was Brit’s kissing partner in her video.  Not her.  Complete killjoy, I know.  I liked my rendition of the truth better.

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Alright, so I just saw this story on the news relating to virtual sex online and it really just got me thinking: Who the eff does this? I don’t watch “Law and Order: SVU” for nothing.  And although that stuff seems awfully weird, I understand how one’s curiosity can surpassing reason.    In all sincerity, what are your thoughts on virtual sex?

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There’s talk of Josh Duhamel wanting to impregnate girlfriend Fergie.

“I don’t know. [I feel a little bit] jealous [of my friends]. But I’m taking my time. We’ll do it when it’s right. It’s busy right now for me and my girl. It will happen.”

So for now they’re sticking to anal.  You can’t knock a girl up when your pounding the back door.  Most importantly, you don’t have stare at that foul face when planting your seed.  God, I really think Fergie is hideous.  Damn meth face.

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According to Lucy O’Brien’s new book, “Madonna: Like an Icon,” Madonna and Tupac Shakur almost had a love child together. The couple had dated briefly while the pop star was in her mid-30s and she “desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men.”

Tupac eventually broke up with Madge after some of his “homegirls” had issues with her. Via Gatecrasher:

“She was going out with him … but homegirls were saying to him, ‘I can’t believe you’re going out with a white girl,’” - so she got dumped!

In all seriousness I doubt she would have had a child with him, and I really could give a rat’s ass. However, I would like to point out that if it’d been Madonna– or any other white woman, for that matter– who dumped her man because he was black, all hell would break lose. Racism is racism, no matter what race says it.

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