By now we’ve all established that Lily Allen really really enjoys hitting the bottle (See here, here and here), so it should come of no surprise to learn that she was a drunken mess yet again while handing out awards on stage at the GQ Men of the Year Awards with co-host Sir Elton John.
Things took a turn for the worst became really effing hilarious when Elton called her out, to which she responded with a typical Lily Allen smart-ass response.
When Miss Allen came to announce “…and now the most important part of the night,” Elton chipped in “What? Are you going to have another drink?”
She fired back: “F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”
A clearly rattled Elton replied “I could still snort you under the table.” To which she replied: “F*** off. I don’t know what you are talking about.”
It doesn’t matter how much of a mess Lily Allen may be, given the opportunity to hang out with her would undoubtedly be a night to remember filled with much debauchery and use of filthy filthy diction. That would be effing sweet.
The phrase ‘It’d be a sin not to share what God gave her’ is often overused and really one applies to a select few. But that phrase undeniably applies to Keeley Hazell, whose body is flawless in every way.
The chick has the most beautiful rack I’ve ever seen– and keep in mind that porn is my best friend. In other words, I’m pretty much an expert on this stuff.
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Meet Michelle Hunziker. She’s a Swiss model/actress married to Italian singer Eros Ramazzotti.
He isn’t popular in the US, but I remember him being a big thing in Puerto Rico when I was growing up. He’s okay, if you’re one of those lame chicks who thinks ballads are cool. His voice also sounds like he has tampons up his nose. But I digress. None of you care about him.
All you perverts care about is that ass of hers. That beautiful, plump — yet firm– ass and exactly what it would taste like after a long, hot shower.
Allow me a moment to ramble. When I first started watching porn ten years ago I recall all the amateur chicks being “normal.” You know, no fake tan, minimal breast implants, normal to fluffy bodies.
Then I noticed over time is that they became more and more like the average porn star. Super orange fake tan, ginormous breast implants, tight bodies.
Only thing is that I’ve also noticed normal girls on the street looking like this too. Which means the world is run with secret amateur porn stars everywhere, or the porn industry has really infiltrated our every days. Case in point, Jodie Marsh. God she’s disgusting.
Here she is at the Daylight Robbery UK Premiere held at Apollo West End Cinema in London earlier today.
Here are some sweet bikini shots of some Greek singer named Christina Koletsa in the Aug. issue of Maxim Greece.
I was going to post one of her music videos so you boys could hear her sing, but let’s be serious here, you don’t care what she sounds like. Except for maybe what she sounds like in the bedroom, but sadly she has yet been involved in some leaked sex tape scandal. I’ll keep you posted.
This hot blonde named Sasa Basta recreated some of Madonna’s most infamous nude photographs from the ’90s in the Sept. 2008 issue of Greece’s Nitro Magazine.
Madge’s vadge might be all dried up like a prune now, but judging from the way Sasa is licking her fingers, this chick definitely is not.
To see some of the original Madonna pic, click here and here.
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Yesterday in NYC, former World No. 1 tennis player Maria Sharapova was in attendance for the unveiling of the new Canon PowerShot Diamond Collection held at Pier 17.
The cameras of the Diamond collection will not be available for purchase. They are part of a national sweepstakes where five lucky winners will win the cameras, which are encrusted with 88 white diamonds with a total of 2.22 carats.
Sounds like a stupid sweepstakes to me. Nobody cares about winning a camera they can’t even use because undoubtedly will be stolen by some asshole. Now, had they auctioned off a private date with Maria where she would be covered in nothing but 88 tiny white diamonds surrounding her nipples, now that’s something worth signing up for!
Here she comes to save the day! My eyelids are growing increasingly heavier, but now that I have Lily Allen’s nipples to stare at, all is well in the world.
Yesterday I posted how, while in a drunken stupor, the British songstress took a couple swings at some heckler while exiting a club earlier this week. Well, now we have these delightful photos from another angle that — ta-da! — showcase Lily’s nips. And what a wondrous sight it is.
Lily also recently said that she can’t very well say she’ll never do drugs again. I, on the other hand, can no longer take neon gremlins chasing me or seeing the Gerber baby on the moon. Luckily for me, I don’t consider marijuana a drug.
The 23-year-old UK native said, “I’m not gonna say I’m never gonna do drugs again. I just know I’m not a good person on drugs.” Experiment! Have fun! Just do us a favor and make sure you don’t turn into the old Lindsay. We’d miss you!
