It’s already been established that Aubrey O’Day is a skank– the same way you just know when you’re man is going to unload despite his inconsiderate lack of a courtesy tap–  but did you know she’s a lesbian too?

In an attempt to capatalize off Hollywood’s newly discovered love of lesbians (Thanks, Lindsay), Aubrey thought she’d make out with friend/heiress/socialiteslut Lydia Hearst while leaving Club Butter in NYC yesterday, because whoring herself out is the only way Aubrey knows how to make money and feel special.

If she wanted to shock us she should have put on a show with a donkey, not another chick.  Actually, that wouldn’t surprise me either. Aubrey totally looks like the clit licking kind.  As a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure i saw her going down on some chick on one of those 30 second Bang Bus Internet vid clips.

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Excuse my momentary lack of judgment, but is Lindsay Lohan looking good enough to eat, or what?!  (With the exception, of course, of that ridiculously stupid hat on her head.)

The actress seems to have a lost a few pounds in recent weeks and showed off her slimmer figure in a colorful thigh high dress while at Sephora’s Ten Years Of Gorgeous celebration in New York City last night.

On the down side, now that filming has wrapped up on “Labor Pains,” the rug muncher has gone back to her fake tanning ways, resulting in uneven skin color all over her body.  Whatever.  I’d still hit it!

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Every time I see photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson my heart grows a little bigger.

Photographed here on the set of “Labor Pains” yesterday, the young couple seemed in good spirits as they laughed and got touchy feely with each other.

Sam is rumored to have bought Linds a $22,000 commitment ring for her 22nd birthday last week.  And the love doesn’t stop there.

“Lindsay left a message from Samantha up on her Blackberry all day. It said, ‘I love you, honey. Happy four month anniversary,” a source reveals to Life & Style Magazine.

You know Lindsay creamed her panties as soon as she read the message, followed by hours of the two of them scissoring each others snatches when they got home.

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Well, it’s pretty much official, Lindsay Lohan loves eating Samantha Ronson’s fish taco and she doesn’t care if the whole world knows.

Talking about her special someone Sam, Lindsay said: “I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person that I care about. And my family.”

And it’s not just Lindsay.  Check out the photo Samantha posted of the two of them kissing on her MySpace page.

I’d say something mean, but they seem happy and she’s no longer acting all crazy and swapping STDs with every man in town, so good for them I guess.

Oh, and Happy Belated Birthday, Lindsay.  I wasn’t sure you’d ever make it past 21.

Below, some cleavage candids of Lindsay taking a break for lunch on the set of “Labor Pains” earlier this week.

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Some photo and video footage has surfaced of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson holding hands on the set of “Labor Pains” earlier during the week.

Some would say this proves that Lindsay and Sam really are a lesbian couple, and then there are people like some of my girlfriends who think eating out a chick’s vagina doesn’t make them a lesbian.  Go figure.

What do you think, is this footage proof of a romantic relationship?

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Full Disclosure: Which starlet with an often-troubled boyfriend actually plays for the other team — and puts up with her boy toy’s habits to maintain hetero appearances?

I always knew Anne Hathaway played for the other team! I can smell the dry vagina juices on her mouth from all the way over here! Girls like Anne always start out tasting snatch while rolling.  Then one day she realized drugs weren’t the real reason she liked eating bearded clams so much.

Crazy Days and Nights: I have been meaning to share this one for the past week and I keep forgetting. You know the female singer dating the “porn star?” Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the “porn star” made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet.

This is definitely Ray. J and Whitney Houston.  That’s one amateur porno my eyes really don’t cry through.  Ugh, how does Ray J. manage to keep getting laid?!   The only way you could ever catch me sucking Ray J’s dick is if he had electrical tape over his mouth.  And not just over the mouth, but like wrapped around his head so there was absolutely no effing way that thing could fall off.

Every time I think of him peeing on Kim Kardashian all I can smell is asparagus.

Actress Anne Hathaway at the Warner Bros. world premiere of “Get Smart” held at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood, California yesterday.

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A few weeks ago these photos surfaced of Danielle Fishel, aka Topanga from Boy Meets World, making out with some chicks at some bar because men didn’t want to lick her vulva anymore.

Since then Danielle has written a blog discussing her big comeback (oooh) and went on to say those “controversial” pictures were taken while she was “goofing off.” Normally when I goof off I just stick marshmellows up my cavity, but to each their own I suppose.

She went on to say that she “always makes sure [she carries herself] in a classy way because [she wants to be a role model for young girls” and that she has “accepted Jesus.” In other words, she’s still a bisexual slut, but now she does licks the c()ck and snatch behind closed doors so we can’t see. Boo.

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During a recent interview Hayden Panettiere the petite actress admitted to having had lesbian experiences with her girlfriends when she was younger, saying:

The 18-year-old ‘Heroes’ star admitted to “experimenting” with her female friends when she was growing up.

She said: “It’s great to be single. It’s great to have boyfriends. Or girlfriends. There are occasions when you kiss your best friend growing up, having fun and goofing about. Like perfecting your technique.”

Meh.  Hasn’t most every girl done this?  On the other hand, I actually know this one chick who made out (tongue and all) with her cat in front of me.  What does one say in a situation like that. “You’re so… cool?”

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Out of work actress Lesbian Lohan chit-chatted with actor Dennis Hopper at the launch of G-Star LA Raw Night held in Beverly Hills yesterday.

You know Lohan was scheming a way for her to get into Dennis Hopper’s panties.  She probably hasn’t had dick in so long she’s willing to take what she can get.  Even if the dude’s taint has been botoxed to preserve freshness.  I don’t even know what I’m talking about anymore.  I’m pretty sure some crazy has done it!

Anyhoo, Lesbian Lohan’s friends keep covering up her tracks.  A friend told OK! Magazine about Lindsay and Samantha, “Lindsay just feels safe with her.  I just feel like they have a very loyal and trustworthy relationship, which is really hard to come across in the world that Lindsay’s in. It’s a trust thing.”

Yeah… she trusts that Samantha can get her off quicker than a man ever could.

Trying to revamp her title as one of Hollywood’s most desirable females, Lindsay Lohan gave cameras her sexiest while at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards yesterday. That’s the look she gives Samantha Ronson right before Sam lubes up the strap-on and starts thrusting her plastic penis inside Linday’s snatch.

In other Lindsay news, she failed to attend Men.Style.Com’s “Women of Fashion” party which Sam was DJing because she thought her girlfriend had invited Mary-Kate Olsen. Instead she stayed in her hotel room all night.

Let’s hope she at least ordered some premium channels. There’s no better way to blow some steam then spending 15 minutes watching some porn and flicking one’s clit.

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